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Unthinkable scenario

Postby Fidel Castro » Mon Feb 08, 2016 9:17 pm

This is most definitely going to happen.

We will finish 5th, missing out on chumps league qualification.

BUT! We make it through to the chumps league final, facing Bayern.

Pep knows that if he wins, he'll be taking over a team in the Europa League with no real chance of attracting the players we desperately need to replace our ageing/shit current squad members. Or he could purposefully lose, meaning his new employers qualify for the chumps league and all the benefits that go hand in hand with that.

Then we'll get done for corruption and demoted to the unibond league
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Re: Unthinkable scenario

Postby sheblue » Mon Feb 08, 2016 9:21 pm

Relax! If we're shit enough to finish 5th then we're equally shit enough not to have a snowballs chance of getting anywhete near the CL final.
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Re: Unthinkable scenario

Postby nottsblue » Mon Feb 08, 2016 9:23 pm

As much chance of that happening as Mike Wedderburn fucking Rachel Riley whilst she is wearing a City top on next weeks 8 out of 10 cats does Countdown
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Re: Unthinkable scenario

Postby Fidel Castro » Mon Feb 08, 2016 9:25 pm

It's happening. This is City
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Re: Unthinkable scenario

Postby City64 » Mon Feb 08, 2016 9:32 pm

Fidel Castro wrote:It's happening. This is City


Get a grip !
Not really here

Fuck VAR
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Re: Unthinkable scenario

Postby PeterParker » Mon Feb 08, 2016 10:04 pm

What if we go to the final, we play Bayern and in the 82 minute, we open the score with beautiful free kick from Yaya, then Muller makes it 1-1 and one minute before going to extra times, all our squad will discover the force and start controlling the ball with their mind and then the floodlights will go off and when they come back, Pellegrini turns himself into a bat while shouting; Fuck you, Pep! And finally showing us that he was a vampire all along?
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Re: Unthinkable scenario

Postby iwasthere2012 » Mon Feb 08, 2016 10:14 pm

sheblue wrote:Relax! If we're shit enough to finish 5th then we're equally shit enough not to have a snowballs chance of getting anywhete near the CL final.


That's a scenario that has been going through my head and is a possibility that I didn't really want to start a thread about.

But what if. Where would that leave Pep and the summer transfer plans.
I think it would be disastrous PR for the owners and would set back plans again, just as it was looking like we are stepping up to the next level.
Can't be allowed happen. Surely.
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Re: Unthinkable scenario

Postby ruralblue » Mon Feb 08, 2016 10:16 pm

Am buying all that Fidel.

Will be fun in the Unibond!

The truth is out there.
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Re: Unthinkable scenario

Postby Nigels Tackle » Mon Feb 08, 2016 10:24 pm

more chance of a team like leicester winning the premier league or elvis being found alive
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Re: Unthinkable scenario

Postby phips » Tue Feb 09, 2016 1:40 am

im curious, how would Pep intentionally lose with Bayern?
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Re: Unthinkable scenario

Postby aaron bond » Tue Feb 09, 2016 1:54 am

phips wrote:im curious, how would Pep intentionally lose with Bayern?


I guess he'd be in a similar position to someone who supports 2 teams, who then play each other...

Maybe Pep will want Bayern to win for 10 mins, then City for 10 mins, then gradually favour one side over the other...

Just a thought.
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Re: Unthinkable scenario

Postby DoomMerchant » Tue Feb 09, 2016 3:10 am

phips wrote:im curious, how would Pep intentionally lose with Bayern?


He'd name Dortmund as his starting fucking XI.

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Re: Unthinkable scenario

Postby Socrates » Tue Feb 09, 2016 4:31 am

PeterParker wrote:What if we go to the final, we play Bayern and in the 82 minute, we open the score with beautiful free kick from Yaya, then Muller makes it 1-1 and one minute before going to extra times, all our squad will discover the force and start controlling the ball with their mind and then the floodlights will go off and when they come back, Pellegrini turns himself into a bat while shouting; Fuck you, Pep! And finally showing us that he was a vampire all along?


I think that scenario is more likely than Fidel's.
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Re: Unthinkable scenario

Postby lets all have a disco » Tue Feb 09, 2016 8:13 am

What the fuck have you been smoking?

Kiev will fuck us over there and most likely get a draw at the tad and go through on the cunts rule.
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Re: Unthinkable scenario

Postby Fidel Castro » Tue Feb 09, 2016 8:41 am

Just to clear things up - I don't honestly think this will happen. Just letting my imagination get the better of me, and it does sound quite fun.

Definitely going to happen
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Re: Unthinkable scenario

Postby PeterParker » Tue Feb 09, 2016 10:21 am

Is Pep Illuminati?
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Re: Unthinkable scenario

Postby phips » Tue Feb 09, 2016 2:26 pm

aaron bond wrote:
phips wrote:im curious, how would Pep intentionally lose with Bayern?


I guess he'd be in a similar position to someone who supports 2 teams, who then play each other...

Maybe Pep will want Bayern to win for 10 mins, then City for 10 mins, then gradually favour one side over the other...

Just a thought.

lol. i love how you think that bothers me.

quit hijacking the thread though, people are trying to discuss this unthinkable scenario involving Pep.
I'm not really a City fan. I'm just here for attention.

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Re: Unthinkable scenario

Postby Foreverinbluedreams » Tue Feb 09, 2016 2:31 pm

Haha, pass that shit on your left hand side Fidel.
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Re: Unthinkable scenario

Postby Moonchesteri » Tue Feb 09, 2016 5:24 pm

Pep couldn't make them lose even if he tried imo.
But which would he want is the question?

I'm certain he would want to win it for couple of reasons. First of all he's a professional and respects his contract. 2nd winning CL is not something even the very best in the business can take for granted so he would not pass on the opportunity. And would Pep really care if he took over a team not currently in CL? I don't think so and I fully believe Pep's pulling power would be greater factor than CL for those he would like to sign
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Re: Unthinkable scenario

Postby Beefymcfc » Tue Feb 09, 2016 10:03 pm

Fidel Castro wrote:It's happening. This is City

But that 'isn't City' these days. When we are all thinking Typical City, they go and move the fucking goalposts!
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