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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Fri Nov 11, 2016 4:01 pm
by Dameerto
Hazy2 wrote:Smalling has a broken bone in his foot Dr Moanio strikes again.

That matches the broken bone in his brain that he normally plays with then.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Tue Nov 22, 2016 12:13 am
by Peter Doherty (AGAIG)
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Tue Nov 22, 2016 7:44 am
by john@staustell
Red faces again it seems:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sports ... -game.html Here's the summary as there's too many photos of bomb scares and stufff in the article.

Manchester United's stadium security has again been called into question
It has emerged two fans were able to sleep overnight in Old Trafford
The fans, believed to be foreign students, had been taking a club tour
The pair hid in the toilets and were able to remain in the ground overnight
All this was in attempt to watch United's crunch clash with rivals Arsenal
This comes after United were embarrassed by a 'bomb' scare in May
A fake bomb left from a terror exercise saw the Red Devils' clash with Bournemouth postponed

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sun Nov 27, 2016 11:52 pm
by AG7
Moaning one sent to stands, again!! Already!?!

After first 13 games David Moyes had 22 points, Luis Van Gaal managed the same (22) ... and now Jose Mourinho has 20!!

Points between Man United and Chelsea in 1st is now 11 while points between them and Sunderland in 20th is 12 ... which also means btw that they are closer to the relegation places (18th) than they are to City!!

Right, where was I? Ha, ha, ha, ha ... long may it continue!!

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Mon Nov 28, 2016 5:46 am
by john@staustell
It'll only get better. A cakey win in the cup in midweek will keep the depressed one in his job, followed by another debacle at Everton next Sunday, by which time we will hopefully be top of the league

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Mon Nov 28, 2016 7:45 am
by Justified logic
AG7 wrote:Moaning one sent to stands, again!! Already!?!

After first 13 games David Moyes had 22 points, Luis Van Gaal managed the same (22) ... and now Jose Mourinho has 20!!

Points between Man United and Chelsea in 1st is now 11 while points between them and Sunderland in 20th is 12 ... which also means btw that they are closer to the relegation places (18th) than they are to City!!

Right, where was I? Ha, ha, ha, ha ... long may it continue!!

United are 4pts behind 5th-placed Spurs and 4pts ahead of 11th-placed Stoke. After the next couple of games they will hopefully be down in that 11th place. I say hopefully because I have little faith in Everton doing the business.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Mon Nov 28, 2016 11:56 am
by bigblue
Don't know if it's been said already, but it's a great stat:

1/3 of the was through the season and mourinho has as many sending offs at old trafford as home wins

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Tue Nov 29, 2016 8:48 pm
by Dimples
Herrera's comments. Very amusing. Very amusing and completely delusional. Incredible really.
Keep it going son, helps bury the OT 'fear factor' that used to exist for a lot teams.


"Yes. We feel it because we are better than every opponent."
"I don't know when the luck will change, but it's not even luck -- it's just [what is] fair. We are looking for fair."
"We are looking to score maybe half of the chances we create and we will win 4-1 every game.''
Herrera said: "The best player of Burnley was the keeper, the best player of Stoke was the keeper, the best player of Arsenal was Petr Cech, the best player of West Ham was Randolph."
"It's unbelievable that we don't have six or eight points more than we have but hopefully the luck will turn in our favour.''

HaHa

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Tue Nov 29, 2016 8:55 pm
by Beefymcfc
Just 'Fuck 'em!'.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Wed Nov 30, 2016 7:52 am
by Justified logic
Dimples wrote:Herrera's comments. Very amusing. Very amusing and completely delusional. Incredible really.
Keep it going son, helps bury the OT 'fear factor' that used to exist for a lot teams.


"Yes. We feel it because we are better than every opponent."
"I don't know when the luck will change, but it's not even luck -- it's just [what is] fair. We are looking for fair."
"We are looking to score maybe half of the chances we create and we will win 4-1 every game.''
Herrera said: "The best player of Burnley was the keeper, the best player of Stoke was the keeper, the best player of Arsenal was Petr Cech, the best player of West Ham was Randolph."
"It's unbelievable that we don't have six or eight points more than we have but hopefully the luck will turn in our favour.''

HaHa

And the best player for United the past two seasons has been?...

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Wed Nov 30, 2016 7:55 am
by john@staustell
Dimples wrote:Herrera's comments. Very amusing. Very amusing and completely delusional. Incredible really.
Keep it going son, helps bury the OT 'fear factor' that used to exist for a lot teams.


"Yes. We feel it because we are better than every opponent."
"I don't know when the luck will change, but it's not even luck -- it's just [what is] fair. We are looking for fair."
"We are looking to score maybe half of the chances we create and we will win 4-1 every game.''
Herrera said: "The best player of Burnley was the keeper, the best player of Stoke was the keeper, the best player of Arsenal was Petr Cech, the best player of West Ham was Randolph."
"It's unbelievable that we don't have six or eight points more than we have but hopefully the luck will turn in our favour.''

HaHa


Sort of reminds me of Gary Player.

"The more I practice, the luckier I get"

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2016 12:33 am
by Beefymcfc
Scum!

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2016 2:33 pm
by sheblue
Beefymcfc wrote:Scum!


Best post in the thread.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2016 5:59 pm
by Mikhail Chigorin
sheblue wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:Scum!


Best post in the thread.


Articulate, appropriate and highly accurate.

Well done Beefy.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2016 6:04 pm
by mr_nool
Mikhail Chigorin wrote:
sheblue wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:Scum!


Best post in the thread.


Articulate, appropriate and highly accurate.

Well done Beefy.


Concise.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sat Dec 03, 2016 9:02 am
by Beefymcfc

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sat Dec 03, 2016 1:56 pm
by Mikhail Chigorin
Beefymcfc wrote:Rag Defector Joins City


Another example of our "aggressive scouting" ??

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sat Dec 03, 2016 3:39 pm
by Fidel Castro
Is peps record any better than pellegrinis? Just that I keep laughing at maureen being worse than ghoul and moyes

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sat Dec 03, 2016 7:41 pm
by Piccsnumberoneblue
Fidel Castro wrote:Is peps record any better than pellegrinis? Just that I keep laughing at maureen being worse than ghoul and moyes


Don't be silly. He is the greatest.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sat Dec 03, 2016 7:55 pm
by freshie
Piccsnumberoneblue wrote:
Fidel Castro wrote:Is peps record any better than pellegrinis? Just that I keep laughing at maureen being worse than ghoul and moyes


Don't be silly. He is the greatest.


Keep up the sarcasm it's brilliant

Let's get Pellegrini back