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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.
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Mon Mar 25, 2024 11:29 pmby CTID Hants
Manchester United are targeting Brentford manager Thomas Frank to take over from Erik ten Hag at Old Trafford in the summer, not England boss Gareth Southgate. (Football Transfers)
However, according to other reports co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe and Ineos are planning for Ten Hag to be in charge at United next season, but are developing a strategy to be able to move quickly should they decide to replace him
This Jim fella seems as bad or if not worse than the glazers, surely the rag fans must be questioning this 'saviour'
Unless ten bob has a written guarantee he stays, if i were him I'd walk and take the media cash for spilling the beans.
Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.
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Tue Mar 26, 2024 8:09 amby Im_Spartacus
CTID Hants wrote:Manchester United are targeting Brentford manager Thomas Frank to take over from Erik ten Hag at Old Trafford in the summer, not England boss Gareth Southgate. (Football Transfers)
However, according to other reports co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe and Ineos are planning for Ten Hag to be in charge at United next season, but are developing a strategy to be able to move quickly should they decide to replace him
This Jim fella seems as bad or if not worse than the glazers, surely the rag fans must be questioning this 'saviour'
Unless ten bob has a written guarantee he stays, if i were him I'd walk and take the media cash for spilling the beans.
You're making a very big assumption that anything the media is writing has a grain of truth. United stories are worth a fortune in clicks, the number of clickbait headlines around with zero substance in the articles suggests most of it is just made up.
Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.
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Tue Mar 26, 2024 10:10 amby BlueinBosnia
CTID Hants wrote:Manchester United are targeting Brentford manager Thomas Frank to take over from Erik ten Hag at Old Trafford in the summer, not England boss Gareth Southgate. (Football Transfers)
Just looked at how long Frank's been in charge of Brentford: He's the 5th-longest-serving manager in the Football League. Amazingly, Arteta is 6th!
Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.
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Thu Apr 04, 2024 9:55 pmby Nigels Tackle
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.
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Fri Apr 05, 2024 11:21 amby Mase
Nigels Tackle wrote:hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
This has made me smile mate
Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.
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Sun Apr 07, 2024 7:06 amby ruralblue
Mase wrote:Nigels Tackle wrote:hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
This has made me smile mate
Biggest jokes going to be on us today actually willing the fucking cunts to win. Felt dirty enough a few weeks ago getting excited when their extra time goal went in let alone hoping they won again today.
Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.
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Sun Apr 07, 2024 9:17 amby Mase
ruralblue wrote:Mase wrote:Nigels Tackle wrote:hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
This has made me smile mate
Biggest jokes going to be on us today actually willing the fucking cunts to win. Felt dirty enough a few weeks ago getting excited when their extra time goal went in let alone hoping they won again today.
Same. Beat the scousers but if both teams pick up plenty of injuries I won’t shed a tear.
Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.
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Wed Apr 10, 2024 8:13 pmby zuricity
Well well well
Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.
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Sun May 05, 2024 11:06 pmby Harry Dowd scored
Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.
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Mon May 06, 2024 9:42 pmby nottsblue
Onana - Convinced he thinks near post goals don't count. Shit
AWB - Not a real footballer. Shit
Case - Pathetic. Incompetent. And. Really. Shit
Evans - Legend. Shit
Dalot - An actual moron. Shit
Mainoo - Should probably leave for his own good. Shit.
Eriksen - Only Man Utd could make literally dying not the worst thing you've ever endured. Shit
Mount - Thank feck we spent £55m on him. Shit
Antony - Pretty good... Or you know, the absolute worst footballer to ever play for us. Beyond shit.
Hojlund - Is starting to understand why Martial is injured all the time. Shit.
Garnacho - Lionel Messi didn't have to go though this. Shit
ETH - Was probably entertained.
From ragcafe. Reading some of the comments is genuinely funnier than the result tonight
Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.
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Tue May 07, 2024 5:27 amby salford city
nottsblue wrote:Onana - Convinced he thinks near post goals don't count. Shit
AWB - Not a real footballer. Shit
Case - Pathetic. Incompetent. And. Really. Shit
Evans - Legend. Shit
Dalot - An actual moron. Shit
Mainoo - Should probably leave for his own good. Shit.
Eriksen - Only Man Utd could make literally dying not the worst thing you've ever endured. Shit
Mount - Thank feck we spent £55m on him. Shit
Antony - Pretty good... Or you know, the absolute worst footballer to ever play for us. Beyond shit.
Hojlund - Is starting to understand why Martial is injured all the time. Shit.
Garnacho - Lionel Messi didn't have to go though this. Shit
ETH - Was probably entertained.
From ragcafe. Reading some of the comments is genuinely funnier than the result tonight
Pretty fair assessment on their team. Loved the comments particularly Anthony and the Clearasil Kid
Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.
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Tue May 07, 2024 7:40 amby Bluemoon4610
nottsblue wrote:Onana - Convinced he thinks near post goals don't count. Shit
AWB - Not a real footballer. Shit
Case - Pathetic. Incompetent. And. Really. Shit
Evans - Legend. Shit
Dalot - An actual moron. Shit
Mainoo - Should probably leave for his own good. Shit.
Eriksen - Only Man Utd could make literally dying not the worst thing you've ever endured. Shit
Mount - Thank feck we spent £55m on him. Shit
Antony - Pretty good... Or you know, the absolute worst footballer to ever play for us. Beyond shit.
Hojlund - Is starting to understand why Martial is injured all the time. Shit.
Garnacho - Lionel Messi didn't have to go though this. Shit
ETH - Was probably entertained.
From ragcafe. Reading some of the comments is genuinely funnier than the result tonight
I know it shouldn't be funny but that Eriksen one made me laugh out loud...
Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.
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Tue May 07, 2024 7:49 amby nottsblue
Bluemoon4610 wrote:nottsblue wrote:Onana - Convinced he thinks near post goals don't count. Shit
AWB - Not a real footballer. Shit
Case - Pathetic. Incompetent. And. Really. Shit
Evans - Legend. Shit
Dalot - An actual moron. Shit
Mainoo - Should probably leave for his own good. Shit.
Eriksen - Only Man Utd could make literally dying not the worst thing you've ever endured. Shit
Mount - Thank feck we spent £55m on him. Shit
Antony - Pretty good... Or you know, the absolute worst footballer to ever play for us. Beyond shit.
Hojlund - Is starting to understand why Martial is injured all the time. Shit.
Garnacho - Lionel Messi didn't have to go though this. Shit
ETH - Was probably entertained.
From ragcafe. Reading some of the comments is genuinely funnier than the result tonight
I know it shouldn't be funny but that Eriksen one made me laugh out loud...
That was my favourite as well
Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.
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Tue May 07, 2024 9:03 amby Nigels Tackle
never in my wildest dreams could i have imagined that our rise and their downfall would be this spectacular. i wouldn't normally bother watching a mid table game on a monday night but i knew they would lose and i had to tune in just to laugh at them!
Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.
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Tue May 07, 2024 9:42 amby carl_feedthegoat
I go on Rag cafe now and again when I fancy some comedy gold deluded comments to read but the one single poster that boils my piss and one that really deserves to be hung drawn and quartered is that fuckign Padr81 who , by all accounts, is a City fan....what a total BE he is.
Got his tongue so far inserted into the anal cavities of just about every rag on that site...its sickening to read.
Traitor.
Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.
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Tue May 07, 2024 10:30 amby sheblue
I would like to see them win Sunday.
But there's probably little chance of that.
Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.
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Tue May 07, 2024 10:47 amby Nigels Tackle
carl_feedthegoat wrote:I go on Rag cafe now and again when I fancy some comedy gold deluded comments to read but the one single poster that boils my piss and one that really deserves to be hung drawn and quartered is that fuckign Padr81 who , by all accounts, is a City fan....what a total BE he is.
Got his tongue so far inserted into the anal cavities of just about every rag on that site...its sickening to read.
Traitor.
probably irish. they are all weird
Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.
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Tue May 07, 2024 11:23 amby gmercer1
San Marino national team have posted
“Hello please play against us” to the rags!
They have only won one game in the past 20 years!! Genius
Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.
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Tue May 07, 2024 11:37 amby CTID Hants
gmercer1 wrote:San Marino national team have posted
“Hello please play against us” to the rags!
They have only won one game in the past 20 years!! Genius
https://twitter.com/SanMarinoTeam/statu ... 5751538801
Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.
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Tue May 07, 2024 12:06 pmby Bluemoon4610
That's brilliant! Sent it straight to the rag side of my family......