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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Tue Mar 19, 2024 4:08 pm
by stupot
nottsblue wrote:
stupot wrote:
Nigels Tackle wrote:please, please, PLEASE let this be true!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footb ... INEOS.html
Nigels Tackle wrote:please, please, PLEASE let this be true!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footb ... INEOS.html

Be great- new contract for slabhead and we'd make money on Phillips.

No way the football gods are that kind

England's finest ever manager loves them both. He'll probably go for Pickford if Everton go down.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Tue Mar 19, 2024 4:14 pm
by salford city
stupot wrote:
nottsblue wrote:
stupot wrote:
Nigels Tackle wrote:please, please, PLEASE let this be true!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footb ... INEOS.html
Nigels Tackle wrote:please, please, PLEASE let this be true!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footb ... INEOS.html

Be great- new contract for slabhead and we'd make money on Phillips.

No way the football gods are that kind

England's finest ever manager loves them both. He'll probably go for Pickford if Everton go down.


Heard this last week and thought it was an early April fool. Would be a masterstroke if Jimbo can pull it off

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Tue Mar 19, 2024 4:59 pm
by patrickblue
Stop getting excited everyone, it's the Daily Heil.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Tue Mar 19, 2024 5:19 pm
by Scatman
Who would be his assistant? Phil Neville?

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Tue Mar 19, 2024 5:22 pm
by Mase
Scatman wrote:Who would be his assistant? Phil Neville?


Keep Schteve there!

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Tue Mar 19, 2024 5:30 pm
by gmercer1
Scatman wrote:Who would be his assistant? Phil Neville?

Rooney?

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Tue Mar 19, 2024 7:07 pm
by sheblue
gmercer1 wrote:
Scatman wrote:Who would be his assistant? Phil Neville?

Rooney?


Noooo it just has to be the family man.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Tue Mar 19, 2024 7:17 pm
by gmercer1
sheblue wrote:
gmercer1 wrote:
Scatman wrote:Who would be his assistant? Phil Neville?

Rooney?


Noooo it just has to be the family man.

Can we not have 2 assistant's…..pleeeeeaaaaase

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Tue Mar 19, 2024 7:23 pm
by BlueinBosnia
Harry Dowd scored wrote:
Nigels Tackle wrote:please, please, PLEASE let this be true!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footb ... INEOS.html

Absolutely PMSL if true


It would be absolutely crazy if true. Can anyone think of the last time a manager went from a national team to manage a 'big' club straight off the back of an international competition?

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Tue Mar 19, 2024 7:53 pm
by CTID Hants
BlueinBosnia wrote:
Harry Dowd scored wrote:
Nigels Tackle wrote:please, please, PLEASE let this be true!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footb ... INEOS.html

Absolutely PMSL if true


It would be absolutely crazy if true. Can anyone think of the last time a manager went from a national team to manage a 'big' club straight off the back of an international competition?


I get where you are coming from but, could have you imagined 10 years ago half the crazy things that have happened at the swamp, i know I couldn't have, and the longer it carries on, the better.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Tue Mar 19, 2024 7:58 pm
by nottsblue
sheblue wrote:
gmercer1 wrote:
Scatman wrote:Who would be his assistant? Phil Neville?

Rooney?


Noooo it just has to be the family man.

Keep ten bob there and demote him to Southgate’s assistant :lol:

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Wed Mar 20, 2024 8:32 am
by BlueinBosnia
CTID Hants wrote:
BlueinBosnia wrote:
Harry Dowd scored wrote:
Nigels Tackle wrote:please, please, PLEASE let this be true!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footb ... INEOS.html

Absolutely PMSL if true


It would be absolutely crazy if true. Can anyone think of the last time a manager went from a national team to manage a 'big' club straight off the back of an international competition?


I get where you are coming from but, could have you imagined 10 years ago half the crazy things that have happened at the swamp, i know I couldn't have, and the longer it carries on, the better.


No, I'm absolutely with you on that. If it did happen, though, it'd just prove Ratcliffe being left in charge of footballing decisions wouldn't be the corner they (and the media) think they've turned...

Edit: Imagine their pre-season and early season, no matter how England do. UEFA final in mid-July, then a week or two away to face/hide from the press (all while the Rags are on a US pre-season tour), then back to Manchester to finally find out what he's let himself in for. It'll be late September before he's even finished being shown the ropes. There's no way the FA would let him take time off before the Euros to find his way around there.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Wed Mar 20, 2024 7:11 pm
by patrickblue
CTID Hants wrote:
BlueinBosnia wrote:
Harry Dowd scored wrote:
Nigels Tackle wrote:please, please, PLEASE let this be true!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footb ... INEOS.html

Absolutely PMSL if true


It would be absolutely crazy if true. Can anyone think of the last time a manager went from a national team to manage a 'big' club straight off the back of an international competition?


I get where you are coming from but, could have you imagined 10 years ago half the crazy things that have happened at the swamp, i know I couldn't have, and the longer it carries on, the better.


I think we all thought they'd be a bit average for a couple of seasons, then carry on where they left off.
The present long running comedy show is the stuff of dreams.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Thu Mar 21, 2024 12:06 am
by zuricity
patrickblue wrote:
CTID Hants wrote:
BlueinBosnia wrote:
Harry Dowd scored wrote:
Nigels Tackle wrote:please, please, PLEASE let this be true!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footb ... INEOS.html

Absolutely PMSL if true


It would be absolutely crazy if true. Can anyone think of the last time a manager went from a national team to manage a 'big' club straight off the back of an international competition?


I get where you are coming from but, could have you imagined 10 years ago half the crazy things that have happened at the swamp, i know I couldn't have, and the longer it carries on, the better.


I think we all thought they'd be a bit average for a couple of seasons, then carry on where they left off.
The present long running comedy show is the stuff of dreams.


So , having witnessed a decade of failure. We now know that things like brown envelopes, kept the Fergie "empire" in place.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Thu Mar 21, 2024 8:56 pm
by sheblue
Southgate's coronation to the swamp throne being openly discussed by the rag media on a daily basis.

Some respect they have for their existing manager :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Fri Mar 22, 2024 5:23 pm
by patrickblue
sheblue wrote:Southgate's coronation to the swamp throne being openly discussed by the rag media on a daily basis.

Some respect they have for their existing manager :lol: :lol: :lol:


The funniest bit, is that unlike all the previous post bacon managers, where they had mixed feelings, Ten Hag was universally regarded as the messiah by the rag fans.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Fri Mar 22, 2024 7:50 pm
by zuricity
patrickblue wrote:
sheblue wrote:Southgate's coronation to the swamp throne being openly discussed by the rag media on a daily basis.

Some respect they have for their existing manager :lol: :lol: :lol:


The funniest bit, is that unlike all the previous post bacon managers, where they had mixed feelings, Ten Hag was universally regarded as the messiah by the rag fans.


He is not the Messiah! He's a very naughty boy.

I didn't take my coat off

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Mon Mar 25, 2024 7:32 pm
by CTID Hants

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Mon Mar 25, 2024 10:47 pm
by zuricity
Rags ticker :

Stock price down 37.12% year on year. Well done Jim :-)

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Mon Mar 25, 2024 11:09 pm
by CTID Hants
zuricity wrote:Rags ticker :

Stock price down 37.12% year on year. Well done Jim :-)


:lol: :lol: :x