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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby walshawblue » Tue Sep 01, 2015 10:18 pm

not seen this posted anywhere now we know where all the vermin are


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/footba ... fford.html
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby WhyAlwaysMe? » Tue Sep 01, 2015 11:16 pm

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walshawblue wrote:not seen this posted anywhere now we know where all the vermin are

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/footba ... fford.html

Many thanks for sharing the Theatre of Mice smiles!

In return, here's a collection of funny transfer deadline day virals:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... riker.html
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Piccsnumberoneblue » Tue Sep 01, 2015 11:29 pm

And I thought all the vermin were deserting the sinking ship
City and sniffing knickers.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Peter Doherty (AGAIG) » Wed Sep 02, 2015 12:00 am

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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby WhyAlwaysMe? » Wed Sep 02, 2015 5:16 am

Chris Wheeler, of the Daily Mail, has written a scathing article about the failure of Rag transfers. Wheeler has said that the dignity of the club has exited with Fergie. Enjoy the accuracy!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... -left.html
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby AG7 » Wed Sep 02, 2015 6:46 am

Anyone seen Merson's transfer window grades?

Sorry, nowhere else but the laughing thread for this joker:

http://www.skysports.com/transfer/news/ ... ness-rated

Those who don't want to open the link, City is B- same as Scum and Chelsea while Arsenal gets a B and Liverpool an A ... I mean seriously, these people think this is late 1800s and news only is what they write and takes days to reach other towns?
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Mase » Wed Sep 02, 2015 7:08 am

AG7 wrote:Anyone seen Merson's transfer window grades?

Sorry, nowhere else but the laughing thread for this joker:

http://www.skysports.com/transfer/news/ ... ness-rated

Those who don't want to open the link, City is B- same as Scum and Chelsea while Arsenal gets a B and Liverpool an A ... I mean seriously, these people think this is late 1800s and news only is what they write and takes days to reach other towns?


To be fair, he probably wrote those while he was smacked off his tits.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby nottsblue » Wed Sep 02, 2015 7:08 am

AG7 wrote:Anyone seen Merson's transfer window grades?

Sorry, nowhere else but the laughing thread for this joker:

http://www.skysports.com/transfer/news/ ... ness-rated

Those who don't want to open the link, City is B- same as Scum and Chelsea while Arsenal gets a B and Liverpool an A ... I mean seriously, these people think this is late 1800s and news only is what they write and takes days to reach other towns?

Saw that this morning and was about to post too! Couldnt believe it. I must be very naive as when i went through it and Arse got B, Chelsea B- and dippers A, i truly expected us to get an A+. DC must have had magic mushrooms on toast for breakfast.

Luckily, i went on Eurosports App and the grades were more like it.. We got A+ with Arsenal and Chelsea getting C and dippers given benefit of huge doubt with B. They basically said we were streets ahead and the others need to up their game in January to stay in touch
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Grandad Rosler » Wed Sep 02, 2015 7:11 am

AG7 wrote:Anyone seen Merson's transfer window grades?

Sorry, nowhere else but the laughing thread for this joker:

http://www.skysports.com/transfer/news/ ... ness-rated

Those who don't want to open the link, City is B- same as Scum and Chelsea while Arsenal gets a B and Liverpool an A ... I mean seriously, these people think this is late 1800s and news only is what they write and takes days to reach other towns?


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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Peter Doherty (AGAIG) » Wed Sep 02, 2015 10:06 am

WhyAlwaysMe? wrote:Chris Wheeler, of the Daily Mail, has written a scathing article about the failure of Rag transfers. Wheeler has said that the dignity of the club has exited with Fergie. Enjoy the accuracy!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... -left.html

The dignity of the club has left with baconface? Does he mean this kind of dignity?

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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Piccsnumberoneblue » Wed Sep 02, 2015 10:31 am

At five this morning I put on SSN when I got in and there was James Cooper spinning away that it was a successful window because they now had pace with Depay and whatsisname. Oh, they weren't really convinced by Pedro and never wanted a centre half. Oh No Siree.

He forgot to mention they'd neglected to sort out their glaring deficiencies and cocked up time and again.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby City64 » Wed Sep 02, 2015 12:03 pm

Piccsnumberoneblue wrote:At five this morning I put on SSN when I got in and there was James Cooper spinning away that it was a successful window because they now had pace with Depay and whatsisname. Oh, they weren't really convinced by Pedro and never wanted a centre half. Oh No Siree.

He forgot to mention they'd neglected to sort out their glaring deficiencies and cocked up time and again.

That fucking prick Cooper makes a living "bigging up" the rags for SKY viewers , he is so bad at his job it is pure comedy bordering cringeworthy .
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby bayblue » Wed Sep 02, 2015 12:30 pm

I think we've got another year of grace to put more water between us. They've cocked up but in the medium term they have some good players and a shit load of money.
I firmly believe that Van Gaal will implode at some point and be gone by the seasons end.

Then it'll be a different matter with an Ancelotti, Klopp or God forbid Pep in charge.

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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Dwaring » Wed Sep 02, 2015 12:43 pm

Speaking of ratings, ESPN is usually awful source for footy news but I think they were spot on with there transfer ratings: http://www.espnfc.us/barclays-premier-l ... -transfers

I have also started to notice a change in the media bias in the U.S. Watching the NBC sports transfer window special, City was referred to as "the royalty of the premier league." They can keep rolling with that. I like how it rolls off the tongue.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Original Dub » Wed Sep 02, 2015 1:45 pm

That rag cunt Cooper does my head in. He is the main mouthpiece for the Sky rag propaganda machine, but even the way he signs off on his biased reporting

"James Copper Sky sportsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss............."

I'd gladly smash his face in. Preferably using Brian Swanson's face as the weapon.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby lets all have a disco » Wed Sep 02, 2015 1:56 pm

Peter Doherty (AGAIG) wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:Anybody feel the slightest bit sorry for them?

Lest we forget

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Only this.


They are Grade 1 cunts and i want to see them spiral to depths they never thought possible.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby iwasthere2012 » Wed Sep 02, 2015 2:13 pm

Dwaring wrote:Speaking of ratings, ESPN is usually awful source for footy news but I think they were spot on with there transfer ratings: http://www.espnfc.us/barclays-premier-l ... -transfers

I have also started to notice a change in the media bias in the U.S. Watching the NBC sports transfer window special, City was referred to as "the royalty of the premier league." They can keep rolling with that. I like how it rolls off the tongue.


I've noticed that too. I watch all the Premiership games on NBCSN and it's refreshing to get an unbiased analysis. I don't really care if they analyse the game with any great insight or not. The fact that they don't come at it with the same negative spin that Sky and the rest do, is great.
They are positively gushing about City's start and Silva in particular, at the moment.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby dick dastardley » Wed Sep 02, 2015 3:25 pm

Original Dub wrote:That rag cunt Cooper does my head in. He is the main mouthpiece for the Sky rag propaganda machine, but even the way he signs off on his biased reporting

"James Copper Sky sportsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss............."

I'd gladly smash his face in. Preferably using Brian Swanson's face as the weapon.


Someone else who doesnt like him lol

http://tvnewsroom.org/sport/blackburn-m ... per-38358/
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby patrickblue » Wed Sep 02, 2015 3:30 pm

Watch on youtube.com
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby City64 » Wed Sep 02, 2015 4:10 pm

Cooper is live now on SSN , this guy is a total fucking plank .......... comparing Martial to Henry and Pogba FFS !!!!
Yes James he is French the same as Henry and Pogba but that's where it fucking ends you rag loving bullshiting donut !
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