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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Blue In Bolton » Tue Sep 20, 2016 12:21 am

If anything ever summed that shower of shit up then this video is it:

https://www.facebook.com/SPORTbible/vid ... 436564511/

I can't stop laughing at the delusional cockney in it! Far funnier than anything Danny Dyer has ever been in!!
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby sidSmith » Tue Sep 20, 2016 7:39 am

Blue In Bolton wrote:If anything ever summed that shower of shit up then this video is it:

https://www.facebook.com/SPORTbible/vid ... 436564511/

I can't stop laughing at the delusional cockney in it! Far funnier than anything Danny Dyer has ever been in!!

I need another shower after watching that. Anyway. Rashford proves they have the best academy in the world. Priceless.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby john@staustell » Tue Sep 20, 2016 8:07 am

sidSmith wrote:
Blue In Bolton wrote:If anything ever summed that shower of shit up then this video is it:

https://www.facebook.com/SPORTbible/vid ... 436564511/

I can't stop laughing at the delusional cockney in it! Far funnier than anything Danny Dyer has ever been in!!

I need another shower after watching that. Anyway. Rashford proves they have the best academy in the world. Priceless.


Do him and Lingard have the same father, or mother, or something? Everybody seems to come from the same 'fantastic' boys club, so maybe............
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby patrickblue » Tue Sep 20, 2016 8:58 am

Can the mods retitle this thread to:

The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby john@staustell » Tue Sep 20, 2016 11:55 am

patrickblue wrote:Can the mods retitle this thread to:

The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.


Your wish is my command. Colours didn't copy though, sorry
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Mikhail Chigorin » Tue Sep 20, 2016 12:53 pm

Blue In Bolton wrote:If anything ever summed that shower of shit up then this video is it:

https://www.facebook.com/SPORTbible/vid ... 436564511/

I can't stop laughing at the delusional cockney in it! Far funnier than anything Danny Dyer has ever been in!!


These little Raggies don't like it up 'em, Captain Mainwaring.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby patrickblue » Tue Sep 20, 2016 8:57 pm

john@staustell wrote:
patrickblue wrote:Can the mods retitle this thread to:

The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.


Your wish is my command. Colours didn't copy though, sorry


Excellent. Thought this thread would end with the departure of squarehead, instead it just gets funnier.

Thanks very much.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Chopper » Tue Sep 20, 2016 9:09 pm

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Nigels Tackle » Tue Sep 20, 2016 10:39 pm

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football ... field-ace/

afuckingmazing

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

£150m to buy back their own academy players....
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Justified logic » Wed Sep 21, 2016 3:29 am

Nigels Tackle wrote:https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/1821338/manchester-united-want-danny-drinkwater-in-shock-30million-january-move-for-leicester-midfield-ace/

afuckingmazing

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

£150m to buy back their own academy players....

Serious interest in Drinkwater or just Mourinho's (or a Sun hack's) mind game attempt to unsettle a key Leicester player ahead of Saturday's match against them?
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Wed Sep 21, 2016 6:26 am

Justified logic wrote:
Nigels Tackle wrote:https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/1821338/manchester-united-want-danny-drinkwater-in-shock-30million-january-move-for-leicester-midfield-ace/

afuckingmazing

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

£150m to buy back their own academy players....

Serious interest in Drinkwater or just Mourinho's (or a Sun hack's) mind game attempt to unsettle a key Leicester player ahead of Saturday's match against them?

The "writer" of the article was Custis. Therefore the truth will be at a very low premium
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby The Maine Man » Wed Sep 21, 2016 8:23 am

Now Maureen is blaming Van Ghoul for the poor performances. I never realised he was such a dedicated City fan. This gets better!
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby iwasthere2012 » Wed Sep 21, 2016 12:43 pm

MUTV Special One edition.

This is a laugh. Get past the first (15 seconds).
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby CTID Hants » Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:02 pm

So whilst we're held up in a luxury 5 star resort, the rags are taken training by Maureen in a car park in Daventry..............

Man Ure prepare for Northampton EFL Cup clash in a CAR PARK



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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby bigblue » Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:32 pm

Looks like moaninho already has a real madrid situation with someone leaking info to the media:

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby I Just Blue Myself » Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:54 pm

bigblue wrote:Looks like moaninho already has a real madrid situation with someone leaking info to the media:



A bald, fat, scouse someone?
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby bigblue » Wed Sep 21, 2016 3:37 pm

I Just Blue Myself wrote:
A bald, fat, scouse someone?


Seems almost guarenteed. The author, James Drucker, is the same person who leaked info about England at the Euros and who shrek used when baconface was their manager.

There's only 5 or 6 players who've been under bacon and mourinho: Smalling, Jones, Shrek, Valencia, Carrick, Da Gea. Shrek has a history of using the media to get what he wants and is a grade A cunt. And his place is in limbo after playing rubbish for awhile now.

Funny thing is that he's their captain. No wonder baconface wanted him out, as he's probably the worst leader I've ever seen in football, whether he's at the rags or England. No leadership verbally or by example. Just poor form and constant moaning to the refs at every chance he can get. Even when they scored vs. Watford, Shrek was standing 1 yard from lionel rashford with his hands up appealing for a penalty before the ball even went in the net. Or when England was losing Iceland with 15 minutes left and shrek was subbed off, he just went straight down the tunnel. Horrible, horrible slime to pick as your leader

When a massive cunt sinks a boatload of cunts...
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby frankswift » Wed Sep 21, 2016 7:32 pm

...and Northampton have equalised as they go into half time.

Made me laugh, anyway.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby gmercer1 » Wed Sep 21, 2016 7:33 pm

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Beefymcfc » Wed Sep 21, 2016 7:40 pm

gmercer1 wrote:Snigger

And I'll quote that ;-)
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