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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby gillie » Tue May 17, 2016 8:45 pm

Nigels Tackle wrote:is this memphis lad another one of their academy products?

Of course he is from Eccles don't ya know.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby patrickblue » Tue May 17, 2016 8:48 pm

Nigels Tackle wrote:is this memphis lad another one of their academy products?


'Course he is, it's the yoonited way.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Wonderwall » Tue May 17, 2016 8:55 pm

Final.kick of the game and Chris smalling scores to ensure De gayer loses the golden glove award
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Re: The Laughing Thread

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Re: The Laughing Thread

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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby City64 » Tue May 17, 2016 9:09 pm

It could so easily have been us being the laughing stock and no CL football ..................


Thank fuck it wasn't it is going to be a nice summer methinks ! ;-)
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby CTID Hants » Tue May 17, 2016 9:11 pm

Wonderwall wrote:Final.kick of the game and Chris smalling scores to ensure De gayer loses the golden glove award


Peachy, shame he's going to France for the Euro's
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Sister of fu » Tue May 17, 2016 9:20 pm

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Easy 72,456 there tonight so says MUFC.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby london blue 2 » Tue May 17, 2016 9:58 pm

40k came dressed as seats
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Peter Doherty (AGAIG) » Tue May 17, 2016 10:27 pm

To be fair to the rags, that's what their stadium would look like every game if they mostly depended on locals turning up. And there were still plenty heading off down the motorway to London after the game. Plastic twats. Plastic seats. Plastic bombs.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby john@staustell » Wed May 18, 2016 4:56 am

LVG said before the match that they had to entertain the fans and could still win the golden gloves and the "fewest goals conceded" prize. He's lost any sense of perspective.

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Re: The Laughing Thread

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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby nottsblue » Wed May 18, 2016 7:18 am

LVG telling the rags they expect too much. They have gone from being PL champs three years ago and spending £300M+ on new players and have not even been in CL in two of those three seasons. Transition? Decline more like.

He was genuinely gutted at deGea not winning golden glove as well. Sums up his ambition.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby MonchengladbachBlau » Wed May 18, 2016 7:34 am

I must go to the doctor.

The media including the world famous BBC says there were twice as many rag fans at the match than my fading old eyes seemed to see and that finishing fifth was a achievement when my fading old memory seems to think that finishing fourth was described as crap just a couple of days ago.

My old fashioned attitudes think that security for spectators at any ground is the overall responsibility of a club and that serious breaches should not be blamed on another poor old retired bloke and then the blundering club get praised for the evacuation which from the pics my old eyes saw was very slow as people stopped to talk about it as they dawdled out.


Being old isn't fun - but I can still laugh at the rags and the childish way the media distort facts to suit the world;s most famous team and its very effective PR office.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Foreverinbluedreams » Wed May 18, 2016 8:02 am

nottsblue wrote:LVG telling the rags they expect too much. They have gone from being PL champs three years ago and spending £300M+ on new players and have not even been in CL in two of those three seasons. Transition? Decline more like.

He was genuinely gutted at deGea not winning golden glove as well. Sums up his ambition.


I was delighted he missed out on it.

Just as a matter of interest, did anyone notice the bestest keeper ever coming in for any criticism for his jelly wrist on Reid's header? Seems the type of thing that Hart would get slaughtered for.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby nottsblue » Wed May 18, 2016 8:24 am

Foreverinbluedreams wrote:
nottsblue wrote:LVG telling the rags they expect too much. They have gone from being PL champs three years ago and spending £300M+ on new players and have not even been in CL in two of those three seasons. Transition? Decline more like.

He was genuinely gutted at deGea not winning golden glove as well. Sums up his ambition.


I was delighted he missed out on it.

Just as a matter of interest, did anyone notice the bestest keeper ever coming in for any criticism for his jelly wrist on Reid's header? Seems the type of thing that Hart would get slaughtered for.

I just hope Madrid come in for deGea this summer. The rags will well and truly be fucked without him
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Dameerto » Thu May 19, 2016 2:58 pm

nottsblue wrote:
Foreverinbluedreams wrote:
nottsblue wrote:LVG telling the rags they expect too much. They have gone from being PL champs three years ago and spending £300M+ on new players and have not even been in CL in two of those three seasons. Transition? Decline more like.

He was genuinely gutted at deGea not winning golden glove as well. Sums up his ambition.


I was delighted he missed out on it.

Just as a matter of interest, did anyone notice the bestest keeper ever coming in for any criticism for his jelly wrist on Reid's header? Seems the type of thing that Hart would get slaughtered for.

I just hope Madrid come in for deGea this summer. The rags will well and truly be fucked without him

The keeper that was going to go the other way last time has had a decent season - if he ends up at Trafford UTD they might not be missing out as much as we hope.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Hazy2 » Thu May 19, 2016 3:28 pm

Dameerto wrote:
nottsblue wrote:
Foreverinbluedreams wrote:
nottsblue wrote:LVG telling the rags they expect too much. They have gone from being PL champs three years ago and spending £300M+ on new players and have not even been in CL in two of those three seasons. Transition? Decline more like.

He was genuinely gutted at deGea not winning golden glove as well. Sums up his ambition.


I was delighted he missed out on it.

Just as a matter of interest, did anyone notice the bestest keeper ever coming in for any criticism for his jelly wrist on Reid's header? Seems the type of thing that Hart would get slaughtered for.

I just hope Madrid come in for deGea this summer. The rags will well and truly be fucked without him

The keeper that was going to go the other way last time has had a decent season - if he ends up at Trafford UTD they might not be missing out as much as we hope.


De Gea for the first 18 months was a horror show, without him this season they would be mid table. The new keeper is a good keeper very good, A Prem keeper ?
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby nottsblue » Mon Sep 12, 2016 10:46 pm

Nicky Butt reckons there is another class of '92 awaiting in the wings in the rags youth set up. Hohoho
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby DoomMerchant » Mon Sep 12, 2016 11:13 pm

nottsblue wrote:Nicky Butt reckons there is another class of '92 awaiting in the wings in the rags youth set up. Hohoho


When? 2092?

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