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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby bigblue » Wed Jan 27, 2016 8:14 pm

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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Wed Jan 27, 2016 10:21 pm



Id sell YAYA for a fucking curly wurly.
THEY SAY SWEARING IS DUE TO A LIMITED VOCABULARY. I KNOW THOUSANDS OF WORDS, BUT I STILL PREFER "FUCK OFF" TO "GO AWAY"
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Mase » Wed Jan 27, 2016 10:23 pm

carl_feedthegoat wrote:


Id sell YAYA for a fucking curly wurly.


What about if Stoke said they'd take Yaya if they could have Bastard thrown in? Would you take the deal?
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Wed Jan 27, 2016 10:43 pm

Mase wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:


Id sell YAYA for a fucking curly wurly.


What about if Stoke said they'd take Yaya if they could have Bastard thrown in? Would you take the deal?


How dare you !
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Lee_R » Wed Jan 27, 2016 10:56 pm

Lol rags havent been in a domestic cup final 5 years.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby bigblue » Thu Jan 28, 2016 8:54 pm

Nice piece in the Telegraph about the scum:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/footba ... in-it.html

Manchester United are in decline and it's fine to revel in it
In this merciless world of fandom, there is no room for sympathy when things go wrong

Breaking news: President Obama is in talks to persuade Louis van Gaal to take charge of North Korea. He’s convinced it’ll stop them attacking.

Hey, did you hear that Manchester United are thinking of rebranding as a rugby club? Apparently they like the idea of a sport where you can score loads of points by passing the ball backwards.

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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby PeterParker » Wed Feb 03, 2016 9:43 pm

Ratface 0-6 with UefaLona.


United, SIGN HIM!
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Nigels Tackle » Wed Feb 03, 2016 10:50 pm

7 (seven) - 0
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Jonty22 » Wed Feb 03, 2016 11:52 pm

My first post,but hopefully a good one!
Seems like it's going to be a bit frosty in the Neville household!

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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Peter Doherty (AGAIG) » Thu Feb 04, 2016 12:06 am

Good start, Jonty.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Dameerto » Thu Feb 04, 2016 2:02 am

Jonty22 wrote:My first post,but hopefully a good one!
Seems like it's going to be a bit frosty in the Neville household!

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I hope that gets plastered all over social media
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Cocacolajojo1 » Thu Feb 04, 2016 6:42 am

Haha!
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Wonderwall » Thu Feb 04, 2016 6:47 am

Jonty22 wrote:My first post,but hopefully a good one!
Seems like it's going to be a bit frosty in the Neville household!

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That's is probably one of the best 1st posts I have seen. Welcome
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby frankswift » Thu Feb 04, 2016 8:07 am

Doubt if he actually said it, otherwise you'd be able to see when and where on t'interweb. You never know, though.

Either way a great wind-up. Welcome Jonty.

7-0 though. You have to laugh.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Bianchi on Ice » Thu Feb 04, 2016 8:20 am

any excuse not to look at phil, the ugly cunt
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby dave watson's perm » Thu Feb 04, 2016 12:16 pm

Gary Neville should have apologised and resigned as Valencia coach after their humiliating Copa del Rey defeat, says former goalkeeper Santiago Canizares.

Soon after the match, #Nevilleveteya, which translates to Neville go now, was trending in Valencia on Twitter

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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby PrezIke » Thu Feb 04, 2016 12:40 pm

Barca cut up Valencia like a knife through butter. shocking how easy it seemed, even given their talent level. It could have easily been even worse.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby john@staustell » Thu Feb 04, 2016 2:00 pm

I think BT Sport should re-employ him.

There's a good few morons on there that need replacing.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Beefymcfc » Fri Feb 05, 2016 12:14 am

Looks like it wasn't much of a surprise to get the job. It was just a matter of time.
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