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City64 wrote:Stuart Brennan just tweeted KDB and Kompany out for 2 - 3 weeks , both in Barcelona to see "the best doctor in the world" according to Pep !

Dr Who would struggle to fix Kompany once and for all

nottsblue wrote:

City64 wrote:Stuart Brennan just tweeted KDB and Kompany out for 2 - 3 weeks , both in Barcelona to see "the best doctor in the world" according to Pep !

Dr Who would struggle to fix Kompany once and for all

in addition to muscle problems, both have just been diagnosed with asthma which requires intense steroid therapy to keep it at bay

Nigels Tackle wrote:

nottsblue wrote:

City64 wrote:Stuart Brennan just tweeted KDB and Kompany out for 2 - 3 weeks , both in Barcelona to see "the best doctor in the world" according to Pep !

Dr Who would struggle to fix Kompany once and for all

in addition to muscle problems, both have just been diagnosed with asthma which requires intense steroid therapy to keep it at bay

Don't believe that, on your bike NT

Nigels Tackle wrote:

nottsblue wrote:

City64 wrote:Stuart Brennan just tweeted KDB and Kompany out for 2 - 3 weeks , both in Barcelona to see "the best doctor in the world" according to Pep !

Dr Who would struggle to fix Kompany once and for all

in addition to muscle problems, both have just been diagnosed with asthma which requires intense steroid therapy to keep it at bay

They're in a Catalan cave being transfused as I type. Get doping you injurious cunts!

Cheers

Fantastic news filtering around this morning KDB will be fit for Barca and may even figure versus Everton on Saturday

City64 wrote:Fantastic news filtering around this morning KDB will be fit for Barca and may even figure versus Everton on Saturday

Miraculous cure. Could do with some of what he's been taking

Beefymcfc wrote:

City64 wrote:Fantastic news filtering around this morning KDB will be fit for Barca and may even figure versus Everton on Saturday

Miraculous cure. Could do with some of what he's been taking

He looks fairly chilled ...

City64 wrote:Fantastic news filtering around this morning KDB will be fit for Barca and may even figure versus Everton on Saturday

if this is the case then i hope he sits out all of the Everton match. no need to rush him back with Barca and United matches looming.

Good news.

I would not force him, to be fair. Maybe he comes too soon, then we risk of him going out for a while.

If Pep came with a medical staff, I would listen to them, but if we have the same one as last year, we should do the opposite. Anyhow, good news for us.

I was on the same flight as him (and Sterling and Hargreaves, incidentally) to Marbella on Friday. I asked him while he was waiting for his luggage if he'd be fit for Barca and he said 'yes', but then followed it up with 'probably'. I got the feeling he was very optimistic at any rate!

phips wrote:

City64 wrote:Fantastic news filtering around this morning KDB will be fit for Barca and may even figure versus Everton on Saturday

if this is the case then i hope he sits out all of the Everton match. no need to rush him back with Barca and United matches looming.

Wasn't it against Everton he fucked himself last season - that's an omen if ever there was one, steer well clear kdb!

CuteMancs wrote:

Beefymcfc wrote:

City64 wrote:Fantastic news filtering around this morning KDB will be fit for Barca and may even figure versus Everton on Saturday

Miraculous cure. Could do with some of what he's been taking

He looks fairly chilled ...

My goodness, that baby has scary eyes.

I wouldn't like to have to play cards against him.

I love that kid's "Get that f**king thing out of my face" expression.

Dameerto wrote:I love that kid's "Get that f**king thing out of my face" expression.

it's more of a 'thank fuck i'm not a ginger' look if you ask me

Nigels Tackle wrote:

Dameerto wrote:I love that kid's "Get that f**king thing out of my face" expression.

it's more of a 'thank fuck i'm not a ginger' look if you ask me

Strawberry blonde

Scatman wrote:

Nigels Tackle wrote:

Dameerto wrote:I love that kid's "Get that f**king thing out of my face" expression.

it's more of a 'thank fuck i'm not a ginger' look if you ask me

Strawberry blonde

Is that a kid? I thought it was a potato!

Mase wrote:

Scatman wrote:

Nigels Tackle wrote:

Dameerto wrote:I love that kid's "Get that f**king thing out of my face" expression.

it's more of a 'thank fuck i'm not a ginger' look if you ask me

Strawberry blonde

Is that a kid? I thought it was a potato!

His wife's vagina is a cauliflower and when he stuck his carrot in...boom, potato

Cheers

Gringo Twatburger wrote:

Mase wrote:

Scatman wrote:

Nigels Tackle wrote:

Dameerto wrote:I love that kid's "Get that f**king thing out of my face" expression.

it's more of a 'thank fuck i'm not a ginger' look if you ask me

Strawberry blonde

Is that a kid? I thought it was a potato!

His wife's vagina is a cauliflower and when he stuck his carrot in...boom, potato

Cheers

Haha!

My sons top three favourite City players are Aguero, Silva and De Bruyne. I told the wee feller he was going to miss the penalty before he took it. The little feller kept saying that he never misses (errr...) and when he eventually did mini-NQDP was in tears.

So for that reason alone he can burn in hell for all the fuck I care.


Great footballer though.