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Re: Welcome to Manchester Kevin De Bruyne

Postby nottsblue » Tue Sep 27, 2016 6:34 pm

City64 wrote:Stuart Brennan just tweeted KDB and Kompany out for 2 - 3 weeks , both in Barcelona to see "the best doctor in the world" according to Pep !

Dr Who would struggle to fix Kompany once and for all
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Re: Welcome to Manchester Kevin De Bruyne

Postby Nigels Tackle » Tue Sep 27, 2016 9:56 pm

nottsblue wrote:
City64 wrote:Stuart Brennan just tweeted KDB and Kompany out for 2 - 3 weeks , both in Barcelona to see "the best doctor in the world" according to Pep !

Dr Who would struggle to fix Kompany once and for all


in addition to muscle problems, both have just been diagnosed with asthma which requires intense steroid therapy to keep it at bay
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Re: Welcome to Manchester Kevin De Bruyne

Postby CTID Hants » Tue Sep 27, 2016 10:24 pm

Nigels Tackle wrote:
nottsblue wrote:
City64 wrote:Stuart Brennan just tweeted KDB and Kompany out for 2 - 3 weeks , both in Barcelona to see "the best doctor in the world" according to Pep !

Dr Who would struggle to fix Kompany once and for all


in addition to muscle problems, both have just been diagnosed with asthma which requires intense steroid therapy to keep it at bay


Don't believe that, on your bike NT ;-)
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Re: Welcome to Manchester Kevin De Bruyne

Postby DoomMerchant » Wed Sep 28, 2016 12:28 am

Nigels Tackle wrote:
nottsblue wrote:
City64 wrote:Stuart Brennan just tweeted KDB and Kompany out for 2 - 3 weeks , both in Barcelona to see "the best doctor in the world" according to Pep !

Dr Who would struggle to fix Kompany once and for all


in addition to muscle problems, both have just been diagnosed with asthma which requires intense steroid therapy to keep it at bay


They're in a Catalan cave being transfused as I type. Get doping you injurious cunts!

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Re: Welcome to Manchester Kevin De Bruyne

Postby City64 » Mon Oct 10, 2016 10:43 am

Fantastic news filtering around this morning KDB will be fit for Barca and may even figure versus Everton on Saturday :)
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Re: Welcome to Manchester Kevin De Bruyne

Postby Beefymcfc » Mon Oct 10, 2016 11:48 am

City64 wrote:Fantastic news filtering around this morning KDB will be fit for Barca and may even figure versus Everton on Saturday :)

Miraculous cure. Could do with some of what he's been taking ;-)
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Re: Welcome to Manchester Kevin De Bruyne

Postby CuteMancs » Mon Oct 10, 2016 12:18 pm

Beefymcfc wrote:
City64 wrote:Fantastic news filtering around this morning KDB will be fit for Barca and may even figure versus Everton on Saturday :)

Miraculous cure. Could do with some of what he's been taking ;-)


He looks fairly chilled ...

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Re: Welcome to Manchester Kevin De Bruyne

Postby phips » Mon Oct 10, 2016 1:28 pm

City64 wrote:Fantastic news filtering around this morning KDB will be fit for Barca and may even figure versus Everton on Saturday :)

if this is the case then i hope he sits out all of the Everton match. no need to rush him back with Barca and United matches looming.
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Re: Welcome to Manchester Kevin De Bruyne

Postby Hazy2 » Mon Oct 10, 2016 1:53 pm

Good news.
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Re: Welcome to Manchester Kevin De Bruyne

Postby PeterParker » Mon Oct 10, 2016 3:21 pm

I would not force him, to be fair. Maybe he comes too soon, then we risk of him going out for a while.

If Pep came with a medical staff, I would listen to them, but if we have the same one as last year, we should do the opposite. Anyhow, good news for us.
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Re: Welcome to Manchester Kevin De Bruyne

Postby reni800 » Mon Oct 10, 2016 4:19 pm

I was on the same flight as him (and Sterling and Hargreaves, incidentally) to Marbella on Friday. I asked him while he was waiting for his luggage if he'd be fit for Barca and he said 'yes', but then followed it up with 'probably'. I got the feeling he was very optimistic at any rate!
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Re: Welcome to Manchester Kevin De Bruyne

Postby Spurge » Mon Oct 10, 2016 6:17 pm

phips wrote:
City64 wrote:Fantastic news filtering around this morning KDB will be fit for Barca and may even figure versus Everton on Saturday :)

if this is the case then i hope he sits out all of the Everton match. no need to rush him back with Barca and United matches looming.


Wasn't it against Everton he fucked himself last season - that's an omen if ever there was one, steer well clear kdb!
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Re: Welcome to Manchester Kevin De Bruyne

Postby Mikhail Chigorin » Mon Oct 10, 2016 10:24 pm

CuteMancs wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:
City64 wrote:Fantastic news filtering around this morning KDB will be fit for Barca and may even figure versus Everton on Saturday :)

Miraculous cure. Could do with some of what he's been taking ;-)


He looks fairly chilled ...

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Re: Welcome to Manchester Kevin De Bruyne

Postby Dameerto » Tue Oct 11, 2016 4:32 pm

I love that kid's "Get that f**king thing out of my face" expression.
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Re: Welcome to Manchester Kevin De Bruyne

Postby Nigels Tackle » Tue Oct 11, 2016 5:13 pm

Dameerto wrote:I love that kid's "Get that f**king thing out of my face" expression.


it's more of a 'thank fuck i'm not a ginger' look if you ask me
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Re: Welcome to Manchester Kevin De Bruyne

Postby Scatman » Tue Oct 11, 2016 5:15 pm

Nigels Tackle wrote:
Dameerto wrote:I love that kid's "Get that f**king thing out of my face" expression.


it's more of a 'thank fuck i'm not a ginger' look if you ask me


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Re: Welcome to Manchester Kevin De Bruyne

Postby Mase » Tue Oct 11, 2016 6:01 pm

Scatman wrote:
Nigels Tackle wrote:
Dameerto wrote:I love that kid's "Get that f**king thing out of my face" expression.


it's more of a 'thank fuck i'm not a ginger' look if you ask me


Strawberry blonde


Is that a kid? I thought it was a potato!
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Re: Welcome to Manchester Kevin De Bruyne

Postby DoomMerchant » Thu Oct 13, 2016 3:52 am

Mase wrote:
Scatman wrote:
Nigels Tackle wrote:
Dameerto wrote:I love that kid's "Get that f**king thing out of my face" expression.


it's more of a 'thank fuck i'm not a ginger' look if you ask me


Strawberry blonde


Is that a kid? I thought it was a potato!


His wife's vagina is a cauliflower and when he stuck his carrot in...boom, potato

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Re: Welcome to Manchester Kevin De Bruyne

Postby Mase » Thu Oct 13, 2016 6:27 am

Gringo Twatburger wrote:
Mase wrote:
Scatman wrote:
Nigels Tackle wrote:
Dameerto wrote:I love that kid's "Get that f**king thing out of my face" expression.


it's more of a 'thank fuck i'm not a ginger' look if you ask me


Strawberry blonde


Is that a kid? I thought it was a potato!


His wife's vagina is a cauliflower and when he stuck his carrot in...boom, potato

Cheers


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Re: Welcome to Manchester Kevin De Bruyne

Postby Niall Quinns Discopants » Sat Oct 15, 2016 9:34 pm

My sons top three favourite City players are Aguero, Silva and De Bruyne. I told the wee feller he was going to miss the penalty before he took it. The little feller kept saying that he never misses (errr...) and when he eventually did mini-NQDP was in tears.

So for that reason alone he can burn in hell for all the fuck I care.


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