Ted Hughes wrote:DoomMerchant wrote:DoomMerchant wrote:Ted Hughes wrote:And I have to go out in a bit & away from pcs.
Shall we shut the board down until your return, sire?
Cheers
Dear Mr Hughes,
It seems that everyone is still holding back on their ITK bollox as they await your return. As you can imagine, that has put many of us in the uncomfortable position of keeping busy and finding alternative conversations to pretend to have, which as you will be well aware given your longevity and rich posting history on this impeccable forum, is quite difficult and strenuous.
In fact, some have asked quite pointedly "Could we setup a GoFundMe effort to actually "go find Ted and get him back online." Most suggested we could do this by using a computer and the internet to go to a website and setup said effort, however I've discouraged people from taking such drastic actions as yet.
Please do take a minute and inform us upon your return, as you can see from the traffic and the topics that people are suffering and there is surely only one cure for what ails them.
Yours Respectfully,
D. Merchant
Florida, USA
I didn't mean I would miss posting stuff to you cunts, I don't know fuck all about it other than what I've read, I meant I might miss reading stuff on the net if anything happens before the weekend.
Dearest Tedward,
I wanted to write and thank you for your kind note in response to my concern regarding your whereabouts. It seems like things have settled for you and you are back at home now in good care and focused on getting better and regaining your strength.
When you are feeling up for it please let me know as I'd love to have a long walk or perhaps share a late afternoon beverage with you so that we can catch up again. I've heard so much about you and your footballing knowledge that it does delight me to know that you are safe and sound my friend.
Please, don't be shy about reaching out and asking for anything you need Mr Hughes. Our family has missed you immensely and welcome you back with open arms.
Unconditionally,
D. Merchant,
Florida