International Matches

[Dameerto]

I'm fed up with the Rooney love-in already - and ITV's coverage has only just started. At least there's the billion ad breaks to look forward to before kick-off.

[Beefymcfc]

I'm fed up with the Rooney love-in already - and ITV's coverage has only just started. At least there's the billion ad breaks to look forward to before kick-off.

We've had it for years so no real change. But questioning whether Shrek is better than the Ticket Tout, just to give Wiggy a leg-up, is pathetic on so many levels.

He's almost irrelevant in today's market, and not worthy against a WC Winner.

Media wankfest my arse, they're just a bunch of whoring cunts!

[Beefymcfc]

Nice to see Shelvey in there, deserves a shot.

[dick dastardley]

Wonder if the local postie sticks one in England's net, and will wiggy get a goal against the whipping boys and get his goalscoring back on track like he did against brugge

[Dameerto]

Ball hits Stones' arm from a corner, England get a penalty. I'm almost rooting for San Marino after that.

[dick dastardley]

Huddle 'no better way to equal Charltons record' a dubious pen against the worst team in the world!!!

[Dameerto]

Huddle 'no better way to equal Charltons record' a dubious pen against the worst team in the world!!!

He's right though - Rooney's only chance was a dodgy pen versus a shite team.

[nottsblue]

Was I alone in willing him to miss?

[nottsblue]

And how shit is Oxlade-Chamberlain?

[carl_feedthegoat]

I think 99% of Shreks goals have been scored against Andora and San Marino.

Fat useless cunt.

[dick dastardley]

Hoddle just creams himself over this game it's been fucking dire, get ready for the Rooney ht wankfest

[MilnersJaw]

http://www.englandstats.com/players.php?pid=1126

"World Cup Finals 1 goal"

"European Championship Finals 5 goals"

the rest of his so called goals are from friendlies and pathetic qualifiers like tonight

useless fat cunt has scored 6 goals in all those tournaments put together. #englandnumber1

[Beefymcfc]

That was pathetic, but understandable.

[dick dastardley]

Tyldesley begging Rooney to get a goal it's pathetic

[Bianchi on Ice]

Turned on the radio forgetting England were playing..in the five minutes I had it on the commentator said "Is this the moment for rooney?" twice...I had no intention of being around to listen to the eventual moment and circle jerking. Amusing that the fat cunt didnt break the record against san marino, but it would have typified his international goal getting. A flat track bully par excellance. I dont like charlton but he was a great player and in the modern era only Lineker IMO deserved to break it, because he scored a fair few of the goals when they fucking mattered and against good opposition.

[zuricity]

Bad news when the Beeb leads with "Rooney equals record".

[Dubciteh]

Rooney is a poor mans Robbie keane at international level!

[Nickyboy]

Silva running the show for Spain already got a wonderful assist.

[South Stand Balti]

Woy and wooney in the studio. Titter, titter....tits.

[BlueinBosnia]

http://www.englandstats.com/players.php?pid=1126

"World Cup Finals 1 goal"

"European Championship Finals 5 goals"

the rest of his so called goals are from friendlies and pathetic qualifiers like tonight

useless fat cunt has scored 6 goals in all those tournaments put together. #englandnumber1

Charlton scored 5 in major tournaments.