Transfer gossip: Pogba heading to City for $75 million

[Original Dub]

So far very little on SSN regarding City transfer rumours.

I wonder how big Haley McQueen's arse is in real life, compared to perhaps a small coffee table or maybe a Volkswagen.

You'll never see me up on a coffee table or in a volkswagen, but I'd be both up on and in that in seconds given half a sniff.

Feckin bangers on her too

[Nigels Tackle]

So far very little on SSN regarding City transfer rumours.

I wonder how big Haley McQueen's arse is in real life, compared to perhaps a small coffee table or maybe a Volkswagen.

You'll never see me up on a coffee table or in a volkswagen, but I'd be both up on and in that in seconds given half a sniff.

Feckin bangers on her too

perfect mistress material
bet she goes like a fucking train

[Original Dub]

So far very little on SSN regarding City transfer rumours.

I wonder how big Haley McQueen's arse is in real life, compared to perhaps a small coffee table or maybe a Volkswagen.

You'll never see me up on a coffee table or in a volkswagen, but I'd be both up on and in that in seconds given half a sniff.

Feckin bangers on her too

perfect mistress material
bet she goes like a fucking train

No diggity. No doubt.

Tits ass and lips. The fat ones always blow harder as well.

I hear.

[Ted Hughes]

So far very little on SSN regarding City transfer rumours.

I wonder how big Haley McQueen's arse is in real life, compared to perhaps a small coffee table or maybe a Volkswagen.

You'll never see me up on a coffee table or in a volkswagen, but I'd be both up on and in that in seconds given half a sniff.

Feckin bangers on her too

perfect mistress material
bet she goes like a fucking train

No diggity. No doubt.

Tits ass and lips. The fat ones always blow harder as well.

I hear.

I wad thinking all of this at the time but then Kate Abdo took over & call me fickle but...

[DoomMerchant]

So far very little on SSN regarding City transfer rumours.

I wonder how big Haley McQueen's arse is in real life, compared to perhaps a small coffee table or maybe a Volkswagen.

You'll never see me up on a coffee table or in a volkswagen, but I'd be both up on and in that in seconds given half a sniff.

Feckin bangers on her too

perfect mistress material
bet she goes like a fucking train

No diggity. No doubt.

Tits ass and lips. The fat ones always blow harder as well.

I hear.

On a scale of 1-10 how gay would it be to rub one out to the comments in this thread?

Cheers

[Ted Hughes]

A bit premature, we haven't even signed him yet...