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Re: Rules Changes, what have you got?

PostPosted: Mon Mar 30, 2015 11:50 am
by Wonderwall
BlueinBosnia wrote:
Wonderwall wrote:
BlueinBosnia wrote:
Foreverinbluedreams wrote:Get rid of international breaks during the club season.

I'd prefer the idea of leagues continuing through international breaks, like they do (or used to do?) in rugby, and do for AFCON. This would level-the-playing-field a bit for smaller clubs, and force bigger clubs to blood youngsters.



That would wipe us out!


It would also give quite a few youngsters maybe four games per season, and take out at least 4 players from each PL club, with more from the bigger clubs. The only problem I could see would be with goalkeepers, especially if U21s are playing at the same time, with maybe 3 or 4 keepers being called up from some clubs. It'd be just our luck that Richard Wright would make his way back into the England setup, too...

One effect would also be a fair few players retiring from international football earlier (at 30 or 31, say), in order to maintain their potential value to clubs and increase their wages.



We had most of our kids out on U21, U19 and U18 duty as well, if this ever happens, bring your boots with you to the ground ;-)

Re: Rules Changes, what have you got?

PostPosted: Mon Mar 30, 2015 12:40 pm
by carl_feedthegoat
Foreverinbluedreams wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:
Foreverinbluedreams wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:
Foreverinbluedreams wrote:Get rid of international breaks during the club season.


And play them when the players are resting for the upcoming season.???

YOU FUCKING SPASTIC!


Oh fuck off shouty, you fucking twat.


Come on Einstein , what other KAK ideas do you have.....there must be some fuckign crackers in that armory of yours,


What is it that makes you so angry Carl, small man syndrome? Little dick? In the closet?

Whatever it is there are numbers you can ring and people on the other end of then lines that can help you with your issues.


I'm 6ft 2 and have a big cock....so it cant be small man syndrome.....closet??..nope,,,have a bird so it cant be that either, although I did run out of money this one time when me and my bird finished a night shift together in the casino and we went to the staff pub and realized we had no money on us,,,,,,it was then that I decided to let this gay guy get my cock out for 50 rand.......rules were - unzip, get it out then put it back in.......50 rand got the drinks in....back of the net !!

I was rather happy drinking all that beer, so nope ,don't think my anger comes from that either.


Vincent Kompany makes me fuckign angry,,,,,,,,,,,,,I would have thought you'd have got the message by now you fuckign TIT, Ive repeated it enough times.

Re: Rules Changes, what have you got?

PostPosted: Mon Mar 30, 2015 1:15 pm
by iwasthere2012
carl_feedthegoat wrote:I'm 6ft 2 and have a big cock....so it cant be small man syndrome.....closet??..nope,,,have a bird so it cant be that either, although I did run out of money this one time when me and my bird finished a night shift together in the casino and we went to the staff pub and realized we had no money on us,,,,,,it was then that I decided to let this gay guy get my cock out for 50 rand.......rules were - unzip, get it out then put it back in.......50 rand got the drinks in....back of the net !!

I was rather happy drinking all that beer, so nope ,don't think my anger comes from that either.


Vincent Kompany makes me fuckign angry,,,,,,,,,,,,,I would have thought you'd have got the message by now you fuckign TIT, Ive repeated it enough times.

Is it a gay man crush kind of thing with Vinny that you are trying to suppress perhaps? Maybe that's why he make you so angry.
Anyway, I blame Kompany......the tease.

Re: Rules Changes, what have you got?

PostPosted: Mon Mar 30, 2015 3:34 pm
by carl_feedthegoat
iwasthere2012 wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:I'm 6ft 2 and have a big cock....so it cant be small man syndrome.....closet??..nope,,,have a bird so it cant be that either, although I did run out of money this one time when me and my bird finished a night shift together in the casino and we went to the staff pub and realized we had no money on us,,,,,,it was then that I decided to let this gay guy get my cock out for 50 rand.......rules were - unzip, get it out then put it back in.......50 rand got the drinks in....back of the net !!

I was rather happy drinking all that beer, so nope ,don't think my anger comes from that either.


Vincent Kompany makes me fuckign angry,,,,,,,,,,,,,I would have thought you'd have got the message by now you fuckign TIT, Ive repeated it enough times.

Is it a gay man crush kind of thing with Vinny that you are trying to suppress perhaps? Maybe that's why he make you so angry.
Anyway, I blame Kompany......the tease.


Its probably due to the fact that, apart from costing us more crucial points than anyone else this final quarter, the arrogant cunt laughs at any critisicm directed at him and blames the team for the loss points !!!!

That makes my blood boil even more and yet most fans give him a fucking bye,,,,,,and defend him !!!!

Unreal.

Re: Rules Changes, what have you got?

PostPosted: Mon Mar 30, 2015 4:11 pm
by iwasthere2012
carl_feedthegoat wrote:
iwasthere2012 wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:I'm 6ft 2 and have a big cock....so it cant be small man syndrome.....closet??..nope,,,have a bird so it cant be that either, although I did run out of money this one time when me and my bird finished a night shift together in the casino and we went to the staff pub and realized we had no money on us,,,,,,it was then that I decided to let this gay guy get my cock out for 50 rand.......rules were - unzip, get it out then put it back in.......50 rand got the drinks in....back of the net !!

I was rather happy drinking all that beer, so nope ,don't think my anger comes from that either.


Vincent Kompany makes me fuckign angry,,,,,,,,,,,,,I would have thought you'd have got the message by now you fuckign TIT, Ive repeated it enough times.

Is it a gay man crush kind of thing with Vinny that you are trying to suppress perhaps? Maybe that's why he make you so angry.
Anyway, I blame Kompany......the tease.


Its probably due to the fact that, apart from costing us more crucial points than anyone else this final quarter, the arrogant cunt laughs at any critisicm directed at him and blames the team for the loss points !!!!

That makes my blood boil even more and yet most fans give him a fucking bye,,,,,,and defend him !!!!

Unreal.


In fairness Carl I don't think he's getting a bye. Most people acknowledge he isn't playing well. In my case I just need more evidence that he is the sole problem, before deciding to chuck him out of the club. If he is trouble making, fine. But I wouldn't be too hasty to lose someone like him. Aside from Hart who is also pilloried, Zabba, who is getting his fair amount of stick and Vinny, we have not really much after that who have been there from the start and seem to understand the club. (all up for debate I know.)
They may be past their usefulness on the pitch or may just need a rest, but I think it's worth keeping people like that about.

Bare in mind this thread is about rule changes and yet we're now talking about Vinny again!

Re: Rules Changes, what have you got?

PostPosted: Mon Mar 30, 2015 10:52 pm
by dazby
carl_feedthegoat wrote:
iwasthere2012 wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:I'm 6ft 2 and have a big cock....so it cant be small man syndrome.....closet??..nope,,,have a bird so it cant be that either, although I did run out of money this one time when me and my bird finished a night shift together in the casino and we went to the staff pub and realized we had no money on us,,,,,,it was then that I decided to let this gay guy get my cock out for 50 rand.......rules were - unzip, get it out then put it back in.......50 rand got the drinks in....back of the net !!

I was rather happy drinking all that beer, so nope ,don't think my anger comes from that either.


Vincent Kompany makes me fuckign angry,,,,,,,,,,,,,I would have thought you'd have got the message by now you fuckign TIT, Ive repeated it enough times.

Is it a gay man crush kind of thing with Vinny that you are trying to suppress perhaps? Maybe that's why he make you so angry.
Anyway, I blame Kompany......the tease.


Its probably due to the fact that, apart from costing us more crucial points than anyone else this final quarter, the arrogant cunt laughs at any critisicm directed at him and blames the team for the loss points !!!!

That makes my blood boil even more and yet most fans give him a fucking bye,,,,,,and defend him !!!!

Unreal.


Most normal people realise that form is temporary. Unlike you Thicky thick McThicket that wants to get rid of a player after a bad game. And shame on City fans defending City players?

I think you use bravado to make up for your lack of intelligence.

Re: Rules Changes, what have you got?

PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2015 2:05 am
by carl_feedthegoat
dazby wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:
iwasthere2012 wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:I'm 6ft 2 and have a big cock....so it cant be small man syndrome.....closet??..nope,,,have a bird so it cant be that either, although I did run out of money this one time when me and my bird finished a night shift together in the casino and we went to the staff pub and realized we had no money on us,,,,,,it was then that I decided to let this gay guy get my cock out for 50 rand.......rules were - unzip, get it out then put it back in.......50 rand got the drinks in....back of the net !!

I was rather happy drinking all that beer, so nope ,don't think my anger comes from that either.


Vincent Kompany makes me fuckign angry,,,,,,,,,,,,,I would have thought you'd have got the message by now you fuckign TIT, Ive repeated it enough times.

Is it a gay man crush kind of thing with Vinny that you are trying to suppress perhaps? Maybe that's why he make you so angry.
Anyway, I blame Kompany......the tease.


Its probably due to the fact that, apart from costing us more crucial points than anyone else this final quarter, the arrogant cunt laughs at any critisicm directed at him and blames the team for the loss points !!!!

That makes my blood boil even more and yet most fans give him a fucking bye,,,,,,and defend him !!!!

Unreal.


Most normal people realise that form is temporary. Unlike you Thicky thick McThicket that wants to get rid of a player after a bad game. And shame on City fans defending City players?

I think you use bravado to make up for your lack of intelligence.


The village fuckign idiot is out and about.

And lets not compare intelligence between us,,,,,,you are a fucking Pot Plant.

Re: Rules Changes, what have you got?

PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2015 2:21 am
by DoomMerchant
I'm still stuck at the "unzip get it out"part of the story.

So he reached in and got your cock out...for how much exactly?

I smell a business plan that you took to Latin America where they love to get white dudes cocks out.

Cheers

Re: Rules Changes, what have you got?

PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2015 2:30 am
by carl_feedthegoat
DoomMerchant wrote:I'm still stuck at the "unzip get it out"part of the story.

So he reached in and got your cock out...for how much exactly?

I smell a business plan that you took to Latin America where they love to get white dudes cocks out.

Cheers


50 rand (18 quid back then ).....it made me think "hang onnnnn"..easy moneyyyyy.

Then I slapped myself and so did my mrs.

The end.

Re: Rules Changes, what have you got?

PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2015 4:18 am
by dazby
carl_feedthegoat wrote:
DoomMerchant wrote:I'm still stuck at the "unzip get it out"part of the story.

So he reached in and got your cock out...for how much exactly?

I smell a business plan that you took to Latin America where they love to get white dudes cocks out.

Cheers


50 rand (18 quid back then ).....it made me think "hang onnnnn"..easy moneyyyyy.

Then I slapped myself and so did my mrs.

The end.


Right. It's the constant slappings that make you the tub of lard you are. It all makes sense.

Re: Rules Changes, what have you got?

PostPosted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 7:01 am
by Pretty Boy Lee
carl_feedthegoat wrote:
DoomMerchant wrote:I'm still stuck at the "unzip get it out"part of the story.

So he reached in and got your cock out...for how much exactly?

I smell a business plan that you took to Latin America where they love to get white dudes cocks out.

Cheers


50 rand (18 quid back then ).....it made me think "hang onnnnn"..easy moneyyyyy.

Then I slapped myself and so did my mrs.

The end.


Am I reading this wrong or are you saying you let another man fondle your cock for the price of a kfc family pack?

Re: Rules Changes, what have you got?

PostPosted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 9:38 am
by carl_feedthegoat
Pretty Boy Lee wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:
DoomMerchant wrote:I'm still stuck at the "unzip get it out"part of the story.

So he reached in and got your cock out...for how much exactly?

I smell a business plan that you took to Latin America where they love to get white dudes cocks out.

Cheers


50 rand (18 quid back then ).....it made me think "hang onnnnn"..easy moneyyyyy.

Then I slapped myself and so did my mrs.

The end.


Am I reading this wrong or are you saying you let another man fondle your cock for the price of a kfc family pack?


I might have let him suck it for a fucking KFC family pack !

Re: Rules Changes, what have you got?

PostPosted: Sat Jun 27, 2015 1:27 am
by bigblue
Seeing Argentina - Colombia about to go into extra time made me think (edit: they just went straight to penalties)...

What if instead of 30 mins of standard extra time, you keep playing until someone scores, except each team removes a player at the beginning of extra time, and every following 10 minutes. So after 30 mins, you'd end up with 7 v 7 (then 6v6, 5v5...) and much more likely to see a goal

Re: Rules Changes, what have you got?

PostPosted: Sat Jun 27, 2015 2:08 am
by Pretty Boy Lee
carl_feedthegoat wrote:
Pretty Boy Lee wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:
DoomMerchant wrote:I'm still stuck at the "unzip get it out"part of the story.

So he reached in and got your cock out...for how much exactly?

I smell a business plan that you took to Latin America where they love to get white dudes cocks out.

Cheers


50 rand (18 quid back then ).....it made me think "hang onnnnn"..easy moneyyyyy.

Then I slapped myself and so did my mrs.

The end.


Am I reading this wrong or are you saying you let another man fondle your cock for the price of a kfc family pack?


I might have let him suck it for a fucking KFC family pack !


Missed this reply originally. Fair fucks on that one, not my bag, but made me laugh.

Re: Rules Changes, what have you got?

PostPosted: Fri Jul 03, 2015 8:17 am
by Bianchi on Ice
Dock the scum 3 points every time they lose a league game

Re: Rules Changes, what have you got?

PostPosted: Fri Jul 03, 2015 9:07 pm
by nottsblue
Bianchi on Ice wrote:Dock the scum 3 points every time they lose a league game

Or every time they play in red