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Butthead turns up at Press Conference with 4 page statistical dossier 'proving' West Ham used the long ball tactic more than the scum did last weekend. Invites journalists to take it and present it to Fat Sam. Claims the figures skewed by United's use of long sideways passes as opposed to long balls to strikers. Interested how thin skinned he is about this. The truth hurts. When in trouble, which is frequent, hit bog brush with long balls.

Shame Big Sam didn't have a pop at Baconface while he was in charge at the swamp instead of kissing his arse.

But, is ElleVeeGee....wait for it.........


.....interesting?

cheers

Just gone to make a brew & it's on. Fucking hilarious! I don't like the Fat Cunt but he's played a blinder here.

He will be pissing his fucking sides.

Long-ball United, you pan-faced fucker.

That's awesome.

I've spent my time this week compiling why the manager of my last opponent was wrong in his press conference.

Yes van Eel, but this is the press conference for the Burnley game.

Who?

When FS said it, I assumed LPG would just laugh it off with a one liner.

This is better than a thousand of Mourinho's miserable efforts.

Blue In Bolton wrote:Shame Big Sam didn't have a pop at Baconface while he was in charge at the swamp instead of kissing his arse.

Yep - when you think back - Moyse, Pulis, Bruce, fat Sam and so many others were so far up the guys arse - sickening. I can only remember the Spanish waiter and the voyeur ever daring to speak.

mcfc1632 wrote:

Blue In Bolton wrote:Shame Big Sam didn't have a pop at Baconface while he was in charge at the swamp instead of kissing his arse.

Yep - when you think back - Moyse, Pulis, Bruce, fat Sam and so many others were so far up the guys arse - sickening. I can only remember the Spanish waiter and the voyeur ever daring to speak.

And KK.

Slim wrote:

mcfc1632 wrote:

Blue In Bolton wrote:Shame Big Sam didn't have a pop at Baconface while he was in charge at the swamp instead of kissing his arse.

Yep - when you think back - Moyse, Pulis, Bruce, fat Sam and so many others were so far up the guys arse - sickening. I can only remember the Spanish waiter and the voyeur ever daring to speak.

And KK.

Don't forget the biggest arse kissing coward of all: Jose Mourinho.

Haha. Sky have just shown that Utd are the 2nd most longball team behind Burnley.

Ted Hughes wrote:Haha. Sky have just shown that Utd are the 2nd most longball team behind Burnley.

lol someone in sky will be sacked for showing that.

sheblue wrote:

Ted Hughes wrote:Haha. Sky have just shown that Utd are the 2nd most longball team behind Burnley.

lol someone in sky will be sacked for showing that.

There is going to be hell to pay for that!

Raging I'm in work - can't wait to see this when I get home :)

There's a video of the scum press officer grimacing as she's forced to hand over the 'dossier' to journalists. Priceless.

blues2win wrote:There's a video of the scum press officer grimacing as she's forced to hand over the 'dossier' to journalists. Priceless.

Agent Van Long Ball is a classic.

Sadly he's more fun than Jose at this point. These two cunts are top of the class tho. Delusional maniacs quite honestly.

They make Bobby Manc look like Machievelli.

Cheers

DoomMerchant wrote:

blues2win wrote:There's a video of the scum press officer grimacing as she's forced to hand over the 'dossier' to journalists. Priceless.

Agent Van Long Ball is a classic.

Sadly he's more fun than Jose at this point. These two cunts are top of the class tho. Delusional maniacs quite honestly.

They make Bobby Manc look like Machievelli.

Cheers

You can't say that Doomie.

Mourinho is "interesting" - Phips says so.

Mikhail Chigorin wrote:

DoomMerchant wrote:

blues2win wrote:There's a video of the scum press officer grimacing as she's forced to hand over the 'dossier' to journalists. Priceless.

Agent Van Long Ball is a classic.

Sadly he's more fun than Jose at this point. These two cunts are top of the class tho. Delusional maniacs quite honestly.

They make Bobby Manc look like Machievelli.

Cheers

You can't say that Doomie.

Mourinho is "interesting" - Phips says so.

Gotcha. Duly noted.

I think that Jose knows that Roman will fucking kick him in the balls and potentially even sack him if he wins nothing this term, so he's pulling out all the stops. I think he'll probably win a double and really piss me off. I am so glad he doesn't manage the club i love. He's one of my most hated figures in the sporting world. Lebron James, Jose, Kobe Bryant, Steven Gerrard, Suarez, etc.

mcfc1632 wrote:

Blue In Bolton wrote:Shame Big Sam didn't have a pop at Baconface while he was in charge at the swamp instead of kissing his arse.

Yep - when you think back - Moyse, Pulis, Bruce, fat Sam and so many others were so far up the guys arse - sickening. I can only remember the Spanish waiter and the voyeur ever daring to speak.

I thought Mancini did a pretty good job on him.