Man Utd probe sordid sex tape claims

[Hutch's Shoulder]

I don't think it's possible for me to give less of a fuck about this, true or not.

Agreed

[Alioune DVToure]

'Tough boss Louis van Gaal (right) is unlikely to stand for any nonsense, echoing Sir Alex Ferguson’s style Getty Images'

Pretty weird name for a stance to be taken upon learning that someone has semi-publicly been sucked off. I'm surprised he even bothered to come up with a name for it, but then again the wreckhead prat did used to drone on about hairdryers and squeaking arses.

[john@staustell]

Martin Edwards will be fucking gutted he missed this.

I actually think Neville Neville was probably the one who did the filming.

Nah he does other things that time of night - allegedly