Wilfred Bony - possible January Signing

[DoomMerchant]

Malaria isn't contagious. You have to get bitten by an infected mosquito.

Maybe Bony is a hungry lad and they couldn't ensure that he wouldn't go walking dead on the rest of the team?

Related, you had to eat one City player to survive after being trapped in the Andes with them as a guest on their South American tour, which one would it be?

You'd have to admit that Nasri would be tasty in a kebab shop kinda way. However, I might choose a younger, leaner cut of meat tho and take that new Fulham kid. He's like a piece of veal.

cheers

Dunnie. . Kebab fillings for months.

Petrov would have been a lean, sinewy dish i'm sure.

I've been watching too much Hannibal this weekend getting caught up i think maybe. Just maybe.

cheers

[mr_nool]

Just imagine a Yaya ham. Finger locking good.

[DoomMerchant]

Just imagine a Yaya ham. Finger locking good.

okay, now you're talking. Not a bad shout actually. i would baste the fuck out of him in my oven.

cheers

[nottsblue]

Lampards ass would make a meaty rump steak.

[Piccsnumberoneblue]

Is it worth resurrecting the Wanchope gag at this point?

[dazby]

I definitely wouldn't have eaten Milner. Too much gristle.

Caballero for me. He even sounds like a meal. With the proper combination of spices I expect he'd be very tasty.

Great stuff Dooms. Deserves its own thread really. :-)

[DoomMerchant]

Lampards ass would make a meaty rump steak.

Serve it blue. Ahem.

Cheers

[Sparklehorse]

Feed them goat !!

[Pretty Boy Lee]

Joes hart?

Rolando Bianchi sounds like a tasty Italian dish to me.

[clippo22]

A nice Backary Lasange for me. The blonde spiders legs on his head that he used to call hair look like some sort of weird delicacy to go on the side to.

[Piccsnumberoneblue]

A nice Backary Lasange for me. The blonde spiders legs on his head that he used to call hair look like some sort of weird delicacy to go on the side to.

Good effort Sir!

[kennyboy]

I had great expectations for him, but he has dissapointed..
Will he become good? Surely it must be the malaria thing ehh..?

He just dont look interested, can`t shoot, can`t meet the ball, slow.. Reminds me of other strikers we pushed out the door.
Intersting what Pep will do with him! :)

[zuricity]

I had great expectations for him, but he has dissapointed..
Will he become good? Surely it must be the malaria thing ehh..?

He just dont look interested, can`t shoot, can`t meet the ball, slow.. Reminds me of other strikers we pushed out the door.
Intersting what Pep will do with him! :)

Pep ? Pep ? He wouldn't do anything with him. He certainly wouldn't play him.

LIke all players we buy, i have waited to draw any conclusions about the player. The only exception to this rule for me has been K De B, mainly because i watched him a lot last season and even earlier i was aware if him as a young player.

Bony has been just average, even awful at times. A disaster of an investment and must be moved on, He will never fit the high paced game we play.
To think the Spafia let a proven Premier League goalscorer go for this overweight , but lightweight player is simply mind boggling.

[Nigels Tackle]

I had great expectations for him, but he has dissapointed..
Will he become good? Surely it must be the malaria thing ehh..?

He just dont look interested, can`t shoot, can`t meet the ball, slow.. Reminds me of other strikers we pushed out the door.
Intersting what Pep will do with him! :)

Pep ? Pep ? He wouldn't do anything with him. He certainly wouldn't play him.

LIke all players we buy, i have waited to draw any conclusions about the player. The only exception to this rule for me has been K De B, mainly because i watched him a lot last season and even earlier i was aware if him as a young player.

Bony has been just average, even awful at times. A disaster of an investment and must be moved on, He will never fit the high paced game we play.
To think the Spafia let a proven Premier League goalscorer go for this overweight , but lightweight player is simply mind boggling.

however bad pony was yesterday, it don't even want to contemplate how gutless dzonkey would have been.

[zuricity]

I had great expectations for him, but he has dissapointed..
Will he become good? Surely it must be the malaria thing ehh..?

He just dont look interested, can`t shoot, can`t meet the ball, slow.. Reminds me of other strikers we pushed out the door.
Intersting what Pep will do with him! :)

Pep ? Pep ? He wouldn't do anything with him. He certainly wouldn't play him.

LIke all players we buy, i have waited to draw any conclusions about the player. The only exception to this rule for me has been K De B, mainly because i watched him a lot last season and even earlier i was aware if him as a young player.

Bony has been just average, even awful at times. A disaster of an investment and must be moved on, He will never fit the high paced game we play.
To think the Spafia let a proven Premier League goalscorer go for this overweight , but lightweight player is simply mind boggling.

however bad pony was yesterday, it don't even want to contemplate how gutless dzonkey would have been.

That's rubbish and you know it.

There's been any number of occasions even this season where players have put the ball into the five yard box and Bony has been struggling his lazy ass
to keep up with the game. Edin would have thrived with us this season.

[Hutch's Shoulder]

I had great expectations for him, but he has dissapointed..
Will he become good? Surely it must be the malaria thing ehh..?

He just dont look interested, can`t shoot, can`t meet the ball, slow.. Reminds me of other strikers we pushed out the door.
Intersting what Pep will do with him! :)

Pep ? Pep ? He wouldn't do anything with him. He certainly wouldn't play him.

LIke all players we buy, i have waited to draw any conclusions about the player. The only exception to this rule for me has been K De B, mainly because i watched him a lot last season and even earlier i was aware if him as a young player.

Bony has been just average, even awful at times. A disaster of an investment and must be moved on, He will never fit the high paced game we play.
To think the Spafia let a proven Premier League goalscorer go for this overweight , but lightweight player is simply mind boggling.

however bad pony was yesterday, it don't even want to contemplate how gutless dzonkey would have been.

That's rubbish and you know it.

There's been any number of occasions even this season where players have put the ball into the five yard box and Bony has been struggling his lazy ass
to keep up with the game. Edin would have thrived with us this season.

The interested Edin from a few years ago would have thrived, but Kaldoon seemed to write him off at the end of last season, and I suspect he knew what he was talking about

[zuricity]

I had great expectations for him, but he has dissapointed..
Will he become good? Surely it must be the malaria thing ehh..?

He just dont look interested, can`t shoot, can`t meet the ball, slow.. Reminds me of other strikers we pushed out the door.
Intersting what Pep will do with him! :)

Pep ? Pep ? He wouldn't do anything with him. He certainly wouldn't play him.

LIke all players we buy, i have waited to draw any conclusions about the player. The only exception to this rule for me has been K De B, mainly because i watched him a lot last season and even earlier i was aware if him as a young player.

Bony has been just average, even awful at times. A disaster of an investment and must be moved on, He will never fit the high paced game we play.
To think the Spafia let a proven Premier League goalscorer go for this overweight , but lightweight player is simply mind boggling.

however bad pony was yesterday, it don't even want to contemplate how gutless dzonkey would have been.

That's rubbish and you know it.

There's been any number of occasions even this season where players have put the ball into the five yard box and Bony has been struggling his lazy ass
to keep up with the game. Edin would have thrived with us this season.

The interested Edin from a few years ago would have thrived, but Kaldoon seemed to write him off at the end of last season, and I suspect he knew what he was talking about

Why do you introduce Kaldoon ?
If it was Kaldoon's decision to let Edin go, then he clearly does not know what he is talking about.

[Sideshow Bob]

bony is fucking GASH. but wtf does that have to do w dzonkey, who was also fucking gash and had an even more shocking attitude? neither is good enough for us.

[zuricity]

bony is fucking GASH. but wtf does that have to do w dzonkey, who was also fucking gash and had an even more shocking attitude? neither is good enough for us.

It has a lot to do with Edin.

You are wrong in my opinion, and wrong quite a lot of the time.

[Hutch's Shoulder]

Why do you introduce Kaldoon ?
If it was Kaldoon's decision to let Edin go, then he clearly does not know what he is talking about.

Because he mentioned players leaving in his end of season video message, specifically saying those who had served us well, and seemed very upbeat about it.