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Re: New Wigan Manager

PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2014 1:26 pm
by DoomMerchant
Ted Hughes wrote:Garry Cook's position became untenable due to a misdirected e-mail containing the word 'ravished', which was in bad taste & rather cruel.

This bloke gets offered the Wigan job:


'Fkn chinkys. Fk it. There's enough dogs in Cardiff for us all to go around.' On the arrival of South Korean international Kim Bo-Kyung

'Go on, fat Phil. Nothing like a Jew that sees money slipping through his fingers' On football agent Phil Smith

'He's a snake, a gay snake. Not to be trusted' On an official of another club

'Not many white faces amongst that lot but worth considering.' On a list of potential signings

'I hope she's looking after your needs. I bet you'd love a bounce on her falsies.' On a player's female agent

A picture entitled Black Monopoly (where every square was a "Go to Jail" square) Sent to members of Cardiff's staff

Perhaps he should apply for the CSKA job if he does ok at Wigan.


Cookie's was "ravaged" wasn't it?

Still he was breaking his friends balls more than criticizing a woman with cancer tho its a bit of both.

Re: New Wigan Manager

PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2014 1:54 pm
by Ted Hughes
DoomMerchant wrote:
Ted Hughes wrote:Garry Cook's position became untenable due to a misdirected e-mail containing the word 'ravished', which was in bad taste & rather cruel.

This bloke gets offered the Wigan job:


'Fkn chinkys. Fk it. There's enough dogs in Cardiff for us all to go around.' On the arrival of South Korean international Kim Bo-Kyung

'Go on, fat Phil. Nothing like a Jew that sees money slipping through his fingers' On football agent Phil Smith

'He's a snake, a gay snake. Not to be trusted' On an official of another club

'Not many white faces amongst that lot but worth considering.' On a list of potential signings

'I hope she's looking after your needs. I bet you'd love a bounce on her falsies.' On a player's female agent

A picture entitled Black Monopoly (where every square was a "Go to Jail" square) Sent to members of Cardiff's staff

Perhaps he should apply for the CSKA job if he does ok at Wigan.


Cookie's was "ravaged" wasn't it?

Still he was breaking his friends balls more than criticizing a woman with cancer tho its a bit of both.


Yeah probably, or 'radished' which luckily doesn't happen very often these days.

Re: New Wigan Manager

PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2014 2:12 pm
by getdressedmctavish
I usually take the opposite view to the politically correct. But for Mackay to come out with a straight face and say he isn't a racist is a fuckin joke. And Whelan is a retard. And the Wigan fans, its only a few years since they were at Coms making monkey noises, offensive and ridiculous when a number in their team were black.But I forgot, that's because they're not racist. So they should all get on well.

Re: New Wigan Manager

PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2014 2:27 pm
by Foreverinbluedreams
DoomMerchant wrote:
Ted Hughes wrote:Yeah lets have that cunt back, & Fat Ron on commentary. Just what we need.

After all, sending a bunch of racist & homophobic texts could have just been accidental, each time.


TBF most people white men in football are probably either racist or homophobes or in his case a smidge of both. I don't think that's true in other sports like Cricket or Rugby or Baseball or Gridiron, but footballers are a special breed of retard on the whole, are they not? Find one that's only half retard instead of full on tard and we act like they fucking invented Stephen Hawking or are nuclear physicists.

When you have an IQ of 90 or less it's way more likely that yr a fucktard about social progress. And most of these cunts Mackay's age grew up in an era where their old man and his crew were probably half-assed racists at heart anyway, so....apples, trees as they say.

cheers


Hahahaha.

Funny 'cause it's true.

Re: New Wigan Manager

PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2014 2:51 pm
by DoomMerchant
Ted Hughes wrote:
DoomMerchant wrote:
Ted Hughes wrote:Garry Cook's position became untenable due to a misdirected e-mail containing the word 'ravished', which was in bad taste & rather cruel.

This bloke gets offered the Wigan job:


'Fkn chinkys. Fk it. There's enough dogs in Cardiff for us all to go around.' On the arrival of South Korean international Kim Bo-Kyung

'Go on, fat Phil. Nothing like a Jew that sees money slipping through his fingers' On football agent Phil Smith

'He's a snake, a gay snake. Not to be trusted' On an official of another club

'Not many white faces amongst that lot but worth considering.' On a list of potential signings

'I hope she's looking after your needs. I bet you'd love a bounce on her falsies.' On a player's female agent

A picture entitled Black Monopoly (where every square was a "Go to Jail" square) Sent to members of Cardiff's staff

Perhaps he should apply for the CSKA job if he does ok at Wigan.


Cookie's was "ravaged" wasn't it?

Still he was breaking his friends balls more than criticizing a woman with cancer tho its a bit of both.


Yeah probably, or 'radished' which luckily doesn't happen very often these days.


unrelated, i hated radishes as a child but love them now.

I'm making a giant batch of Carnitas today if anyone wants to stop over for a taco later this evening.

cheers

Re: New Wigan Manager

PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2014 3:26 pm
by Ted Hughes
DoomMerchant wrote:
Ted Hughes wrote:
DoomMerchant wrote:
Ted Hughes wrote:Garry Cook's position became untenable due to a misdirected e-mail containing the word 'ravished', which was in bad taste & rather cruel.

This bloke gets offered the Wigan job:


'Fkn chinkys. Fk it. There's enough dogs in Cardiff for us all to go around.' On the arrival of South Korean international Kim Bo-Kyung

'Go on, fat Phil. Nothing like a Jew that sees money slipping through his fingers' On football agent Phil Smith

'He's a snake, a gay snake. Not to be trusted' On an official of another club

'Not many white faces amongst that lot but worth considering.' On a list of potential signings

'I hope she's looking after your needs. I bet you'd love a bounce on her falsies.' On a player's female agent

A picture entitled Black Monopoly (where every square was a "Go to Jail" square) Sent to members of Cardiff's staff

Perhaps he should apply for the CSKA job if he does ok at Wigan.


Cookie's was "ravaged" wasn't it?

Still he was breaking his friends balls more than criticizing a woman with cancer tho its a bit of both.


Yeah probably, or 'radished' which luckily doesn't happen very often these days.


unrelated, i hated radishes as a child but love them now.

I'm making a giant batch of Carnitas today if anyone wants to stop over for a taco later this evening.

cheers


Be miles better without the radishes imo.

Re: New Wigan Manager

PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2014 4:18 pm
by DoomMerchant
Ted Hughes wrote:
DoomMerchant wrote:
Ted Hughes wrote:
DoomMerchant wrote:
Ted Hughes wrote:Garry Cook's position became untenable due to a misdirected e-mail containing the word 'ravished', which was in bad taste & rather cruel.

This bloke gets offered the Wigan job:


'Fkn chinkys. Fk it. There's enough dogs in Cardiff for us all to go around.' On the arrival of South Korean international Kim Bo-Kyung

'Go on, fat Phil. Nothing like a Jew that sees money slipping through his fingers' On football agent Phil Smith

'He's a snake, a gay snake. Not to be trusted' On an official of another club

'Not many white faces amongst that lot but worth considering.' On a list of potential signings

'I hope she's looking after your needs. I bet you'd love a bounce on her falsies.' On a player's female agent

A picture entitled Black Monopoly (where every square was a "Go to Jail" square) Sent to members of Cardiff's staff

Perhaps he should apply for the CSKA job if he does ok at Wigan.


Cookie's was "ravaged" wasn't it?

Still he was breaking his friends balls more than criticizing a woman with cancer tho its a bit of both.


Yeah probably, or 'radished' which luckily doesn't happen very often these days.


unrelated, i hated radishes as a child but love them now.

I'm making a giant batch of Carnitas today if anyone wants to stop over for a taco later this evening.

cheers


Be miles better without the radishes imo.


great point...luckily I have none in my recipe. Crisis narrowly avoided. Non-sequiturs aside, have some Pozole with the radishes tho and yr in business. You need more Mexicans in the UK. I should have Obama ship you some. As a favor.

cheers

Re: New Wigan Manager

PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2014 5:57 pm
by Beefymcfc
Radishes remind me of Taggarts nose.

Re: New Wigan Manager

PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2014 6:50 pm
by Beefymcfc
What's that, Wigan shirt sponsor pulls out of deal?

Re: New Wigan Manager

PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2014 6:55 pm
by Lev Bronstein

Re: New Wigan Manager

PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2014 7:07 pm
by Ted Hughes
Lev Bronstein wrote:That Whelan really is a plonker

http://www.theguardian.com/football/201 ... ish-people


That's so far gone it's actually hilarious. It's like a script from 'Till Death Do Us Part'.

They should give him a loaded pistol & point him to his office..

Re: New Wigan Manager

PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2014 7:28 pm
by I Just Blue Myself
“If any Englishman said he has never called a Chinaman a chink he is lying,” Whelan said. “There is nothing bad about doing that. It is like calling the British Brits, or the Irish paddies.”


I don't think I understand, maybe a couple more examples will help...

Re: New Wigan Manager

PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2014 9:22 pm
by ruralblue
Beefymcfc wrote:Radishes remind me of Taggarts nose.


Please can radishes be left out of this thread. Your all being racist.

Re: New Wigan Manager

PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2014 9:39 pm
by mr_nool
I Just Blue Myself wrote:
“If any Englishman said he has never called a Chinaman a chink he is lying,” Whelan said. “There is nothing bad about doing that. It is like calling the British Brits, or the Irish paddies.”


I don't think I understand, maybe a couple more examples will help...

Calling Italians waps, jews heebs, Germans Nazis, Finnish knife fighting drunks and Welsh sheep-shaggers.

Re: New Wigan Manager

PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2014 9:45 pm
by Nigels Tackle
mr_nool wrote:
I Just Blue Myself wrote:
“If any Englishman said he has never called a Chinaman a chink he is lying,” Whelan said. “There is nothing bad about doing that. It is like calling the British Brits, or the Irish paddies.”


I don't think I understand, maybe a couple more examples will help...

Calling Italians waps, jews heebs, Germans Nazis, Finnish knife fighting drunks and Welsh sheep-shaggers.


a few more needed

Re: New Wigan Manager

PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2014 9:51 pm
by Dameerto
I can still call R**ney a plum though, right?

Re: New Wigan Manager

PostPosted: Fri Nov 21, 2014 12:08 am
by Blue Since 76
mr_nool wrote:
I Just Blue Myself wrote:
“If any Englishman said he has never called a Chinaman a chink he is lying,” Whelan said. “There is nothing bad about doing that. It is like calling the British Brits, or the Irish paddies.”


I don't think I understand, maybe a couple more examples will help...

Calling Italians waps, jews heebs, Germans Nazis, Finnish knife fighting drunks and Welsh sheep-shaggers.


WOP, not wap. Stands for 'with out papers', due to the number of Italian immigrants to the US.

I'm not sure calling the Hun 'Nazis' is a problem though, as most of the Gerrys were. And no one who has ever seen a BMW can deny that. Did I ever mention I once broke my leg...

Re: New Wigan Manager

PostPosted: Fri Nov 21, 2014 5:37 am
by Piccsnumberoneblue
Scousers - workshy skiving scum. Is that ok?

Re: New Wigan Manager

PostPosted: Fri Nov 21, 2014 7:13 am
by Beefymcfc
ruralblue wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:Radishes remind me of Taggarts nose.


Please can radishes be left out of this thread. Your all being racist.

Bloody hell, I'm not giving you my thoughts on turnips then!

Re: New Wigan Manager

PostPosted: Fri Nov 21, 2014 7:29 am
by mr_nool
Blue Since 76 wrote:
mr_nool wrote:
I Just Blue Myself wrote:
“If any Englishman said he has never called a Chinaman a chink he is lying,” Whelan said. “There is nothing bad about doing that. It is like calling the British Brits, or the Irish paddies.”


I don't think I understand, maybe a couple more examples will help...

Calling Italians waps, jews heebs, Germans Nazis, Finnish knife fighting drunks and Welsh sheep-shaggers.


WOP, not wap. Stands for 'with out papers', due to the number of Italian immigrants to the US.

I'm not sure calling the Hun 'Nazis' is a problem though, as most of the Gerrys were. And no one who has ever seen a BMW can deny that. Did I ever mention I once broke my leg...


You learn something new everyday. From now on, I won't just be a bigot, but a knowledgeable bigot!