Page 3 of 3

Re: Derby Post Match Thread

PostPosted: Mon Nov 03, 2014 8:02 pm
by Sideshow Bob
I **believe** the author is taking the piss, but I could be wrong, in which case this is even funnier.

How spirited United 'won' Manchester derby


Manchester United beat Manchester City 0-1 yesterday. That was clear for all to see. The team that collected the three points from the derby were actually the losers. The old order has been re-established and this showed in everything except the numbers.

It's not that Manchester United "deserved" to win. Football, uniquely among sports, is nuts about the concept of deserts: every Saturday afternoon the reports from around the grounds will tell you: "Rovers are 1-0 up and they just about deserve it".

And United deserved to lose, if you must have it that way: a hat-trick of penalties turned down, at least 2.5 of them incorrectly, while Chris Smalling left his brain hanging up with his blazer in the changing-room and earned himself the season's least controversial sending-off.

But United still walk away with more than City. True, their central defence is shot to hell, with Smalling suspended and Marcos Rojo out with a dislocated shoulder, but so what? One team fell apart on Sunday while the other found oceans of altogether unexpected strength of spirit. And that's what actually matters.

So OK, this was a spiritual victory, and I know there ain't no room on the scoreboard for spirit. But in all sports such incomputables matter - and they tend to matter more in football because so many football matches turn on a single incident.

City were as woeful a set of winners as the season has shown us. They were in a position to put three or four goals past United: lashes that have lasting and devastating effect on a team. They could have had United doubting themselves for weeks or even months: sending them back to the sad lost days of poor David Moyes's season.


But City did nothing of the kind. They took the lead and panicked. They reverted to the role of upstarts. A desperate feeling of unworthiness swept through them. They were unable to administer the whipping: they were unable to score the insurance goal: they were damn lucky to hold on.

That's because United found the noble spirit of defiance: of futile heroism. They savoured the profound joy of finding glory in defeat. There were fine performances in defence from the stripling, Paddy McNair, and from Michael Carrick, not an obvious centre-half but carrying on his own great tradition of turning quiet competence into an art form. And going forward United let rip in joyful fashion and would have equalised but for a man-of-the-match-worthy save from City's keeper Joe Hart.

It was demonstration of old champions against upstarts. City are still not a team, as their performances in Europe have shown us this season. They look great when they're great, but you expect that. It's finding greatness when things are going wrong that counts. And only one side did that yesterday.

United fell back on their great traditions. They looked like a club with meaning, with bottom, with tradition. Wayne Rooney went thundering forward in a manner that reminded me of his early days as a teenage sensation playing for England in the European Championship of 2004: a fearless master of collision.

This was a side inspired. They looked like a team that's going somewhere. After a ghastly season last time around and a pretty dodgy start to this one, they trumpeted out the message that they will have something to show us before May is here and the skies are full of swifts.

Football is full of things you can't actually put down on the score-sheet and the league table. Managers know this and hide behind them for as long as the going is good. Writers and commentators and pundits and people in phone-ins and pubs and around water-coolers and dinner-tables discuss such things every day.


And though you can talk and write endless amounts of nonsense about such things, the basic idea is not nonsense at all. More than most sports, football is about spirit, and yesterday Manchester United showed they have refound theirs.

True, they're getting last-minute goals to draw rather than win these days, and true, they didn't actually get the goal they needed for the draw yesterday. These things do tend to undermine my argument. But they showed that they have spirit, and spirit is something that takes you onwards and upwards.

At this point I can hear a football cynic in full scoffing mode: well, if you're paid millions of quids for playing football the least you can do is play with spirit. But it's not as simple as that. It's not just about trying frightfully hard. Every player on the pitch was trying hard. Spirit and effort are not the same thing at all: nor are sprit and commitment.

City tried hard and showed immense commitment: but that didn't do them any good when United took over toward the end and gave it a real go. Their own spirit was overwhelmed. I remember a fight in one of the great Modesty Blaise thrillers, in which Modesty's opponent felt that "the huge outpouring of her ki had overwhelmed his entire self and spirit".

That's roughly what happened to City, and their three points don't mask the fact that in those closing minutes they were mastered. That's a memory that will return the next time they are hard-pressed and up against it.

United go in the opposite direction. They take from this defeat a sense of optimism and purpose, a shared belief that that they can make the damn thing work again.

You can make a complex and accurate technical case about United's weaknesses in defence and their lack of shared experience as a unit, and you'd be right and you'll be proved right. But in the intangibles of yesterday's defeat there is real hope, for they looked like a side of purpose. City left knowing that another victory like that and they're done for. But United can make this defeat the beginning of the long and winding road that leads back to greatness.

Read more at http://www.espn.co.uk/blogs/sport/story ... CQ7iHJ8.99

Re: Derby Post Match Thread

PostPosted: Mon Nov 03, 2014 8:13 pm
by Ted Hughes
It's something some rags have to cling to; that City are going to go away. The alternative is more than their little minds can take.

Like kids hiding under the bed in a horror film, just before it gets them.

Re: Derby Post Match Thread

PostPosted: Mon Nov 03, 2014 8:53 pm
by nottsblue
Sideshow Bob wrote:I **believe** the author is taking the piss, but I could be wrong, in which case this is even funnier.

How spirited United 'won' Manchester derby


Manchester United beat Manchester City 0-1 yesterday. That was clear for all to see. The team that collected the three points from the derby were actually the losers. The old order has been re-established and this showed in everything except the numbers.

It's not that Manchester United "deserved" to win. Football, uniquely among sports, is nuts about the concept of deserts: every Saturday afternoon the reports from around the grounds will tell you: "Rovers are 1-0 up and they just about deserve it".

And United deserved to lose, if you must have it that way: a hat-trick of penalties turned down, at least 2.5 of them incorrectly, while Chris Smalling left his brain hanging up with his blazer in the changing-room and earned himself the season's least controversial sending-off.

But United still walk away with more than City. True, their central defence is shot to hell, with Smalling suspended and Marcos Rojo out with a dislocated shoulder, but so what? One team fell apart on Sunday while the other found oceans of altogether unexpected strength of spirit. And that's what actually matters.

So OK, this was a spiritual victory, and I know there ain't no room on the scoreboard for spirit. But in all sports such incomputables matter - and they tend to matter more in football because so many football matches turn on a single incident.

City were as woeful a set of winners as the season has shown us. They were in a position to put three or four goals past United: lashes that have lasting and devastating effect on a team. They could have had United doubting themselves for weeks or even months: sending them back to the sad lost days of poor David Moyes's season.


But City did nothing of the kind. They took the lead and panicked. They reverted to the role of upstarts. A desperate feeling of unworthiness swept through them. They were unable to administer the whipping: they were unable to score the insurance goal: they were damn lucky to hold on.

That's because United found the noble spirit of defiance: of futile heroism. They savoured the profound joy of finding glory in defeat. There were fine performances in defence from the stripling, Paddy McNair, and from Michael Carrick, not an obvious centre-half but carrying on his own great tradition of turning quiet competence into an art form. And going forward United let rip in joyful fashion and would have equalised but for a man-of-the-match-worthy save from City's keeper Joe Hart.

It was demonstration of old champions against upstarts. City are still not a team, as their performances in Europe have shown us this season. They look great when they're great, but you expect that. It's finding greatness when things are going wrong that counts. And only one side did that yesterday.

United fell back on their great traditions. They looked like a club with meaning, with bottom, with tradition. Wayne Rooney went thundering forward in a manner that reminded me of his early days as a teenage sensation playing for England in the European Championship of 2004: a fearless master of collision.

This was a side inspired. They looked like a team that's going somewhere. After a ghastly season last time around and a pretty dodgy start to this one, they trumpeted out the message that they will have something to show us before May is here and the skies are full of swifts.

Football is full of things you can't actually put down on the score-sheet and the league table. Managers know this and hide behind them for as long as the going is good. Writers and commentators and pundits and people in phone-ins and pubs and around water-coolers and dinner-tables discuss such things every day.


And though you can talk and write endless amounts of nonsense about such things, the basic idea is not nonsense at all. More than most sports, football is about spirit, and yesterday Manchester United showed they have refound theirs.

True, they're getting last-minute goals to draw rather than win these days, and true, they didn't actually get the goal they needed for the draw yesterday. These things do tend to undermine my argument. But they showed that they have spirit, and spirit is something that takes you onwards and upwards.

At this point I can hear a football cynic in full scoffing mode: well, if you're paid millions of quids for playing football the least you can do is play with spirit. But it's not as simple as that. It's not just about trying frightfully hard. Every player on the pitch was trying hard. Spirit and effort are not the same thing at all: nor are sprit and commitment.

City tried hard and showed immense commitment: but that didn't do them any good when United took over toward the end and gave it a real go. Their own spirit was overwhelmed. I remember a fight in one of the great Modesty Blaise thrillers, in which Modesty's opponent felt that "the huge outpouring of her ki had overwhelmed his entire self and spirit".

That's roughly what happened to City, and their three points don't mask the fact that in those closing minutes they were mastered. That's a memory that will return the next time they are hard-pressed and up against it.

United go in the opposite direction. They take from this defeat a sense of optimism and purpose, a shared belief that that they can make the damn thing work again.

You can make a complex and accurate technical case about United's weaknesses in defence and their lack of shared experience as a unit, and you'd be right and you'll be proved right. But in the intangibles of yesterday's defeat there is real hope, for they looked like a side of purpose. City left knowing that another victory like that and they're done for. But United can make this defeat the beginning of the long and winding road that leads back to greatness.

Read more at http://www.espn.co.uk/blogs/sport/story ... CQ7iHJ8.99

Jesus fuckin wept. Presume the author has been sectioned and/or put down. The most deluded piece of fiction I've ever read

Re: Derby Post Match Thread

PostPosted: Mon Nov 03, 2014 9:02 pm
by bayblue
Doh. He's taking the p**s

Re: Derby Post Match Thread

PostPosted: Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:24 pm
by Peter Doherty (AGAIG)
bayblue wrote:Doh. He's taking the p**s

I'd have to agree.

Re: Derby Post Match Thread

PostPosted: Mon Nov 03, 2014 11:19 pm
by Bluedj
Gave up trying to read that red brain washed tripe after the third paragraph.....Deluded c@nts

Re: Derby Post Match Thread

PostPosted: Tue Nov 04, 2014 12:31 am
by Green & Blue
That's got to be a piss take lads.Its very well written in fairness.

Re: Derby Post Match Thread

PostPosted: Tue Nov 04, 2014 12:53 am
by Plain Speaking
Green & Blue wrote:That's got to be a piss take lads.Its very well written in fairness.

Its the only derby article on the ESPN web site. Its the yanks putting out articles that they think their readers will want to read. Never mind the truth. YCNMIU.

Re: Derby Post Match Thread

PostPosted: Tue Nov 04, 2014 6:17 am
by kinkylola
Ted Hughes wrote:
Grandad Rosler wrote:Got to be pleased with getting back to winning ways whether it had been against the rags or anyone else for that matter.
There's plenty more still left in the locker from us at the minute and just hoping that pellers can get them firing on all cylinders again.
Quick analysis, Oliver is wank, should of had 3 pens, we looked comfortable most of the game, bog brush is a disgusting twat.
A rag friend of mine thought a draw would have been a fair result. I shot that one down straight way.
Anyone have any thoughts on Jovetic? Not trying to bash him here as I like him but seems to do a whole lot of nothing. Runs around a lot but no end product - passing an or finishing?


No end product ?

If Van Persie had produced those two scooped passes that put Milner & Yaya through for the non pen, the media would be wanking themselves into a fucking coma.

The guy is fucking class. I really don't understand why people don't appreciate some of the stuff he is doing. Some of it is close to genius & on another level to what just about anyone else is doing. I think Yaya is the first player to actually see the possibility of playing a 1-2 with him & look at the result.

I commented on it vs Newcastle; the lack of intelligence of the players in seeing possibilities in Jovetic's play. He himself tries to make that run Yaya made, but never has anyone with the skill or brains to see it.

Edit: also who was it put Fernando through for the pass to Aguero when DeGea saved ?


Jovetic is amazing and if he is given a run he will be a superstar for us. He is the perfect foil for aguero ... he can hold up the ball, excellent first touch, see's the pass and attempts the spectacular (and actually has the skill to pull it off). He really is on another level and if we are talking about Jovetic or Dzeko to partner Aguero, I don't think there is any question who is the better option.

Can't believe what I read from some people ... 'seems to do whole lot of nothing' is such an absurd statement.

Also think Fernando had a good game ... still a few steps off the pace, but I think he'll get there. I'm also starting to believe that our team can only handle one of silva or toure at a time. Or only go one up top, that might not be enough though.

Re: Derby Post Match Thread

PostPosted: Tue Nov 04, 2014 8:52 am
by Green & Blue
Plain Speaking wrote:
Green & Blue wrote:That's got to be a piss take lads.Its very well written in fairness.

Its the only derby article on the ESPN web site. Its the yanks putting out articles that they think their readers will want to read. Never mind the truth. YCNMIU.


It's a total piss take.The journalist that wrote it used to be chief sports writer for the times up until a few months ago.

Re: Derby Post Match Thread

PostPosted: Tue Nov 04, 2014 3:26 pm
by Mikhail Chigorin
Green & Blue wrote:
Plain Speaking wrote:
Green & Blue wrote:That's got to be a piss take lads.Its very well written in fairness.

Its the only derby article on the ESPN web site. Its the yanks putting out articles that they think their readers will want to read. Never mind the truth. YCNMIU.


It's a total piss take.The journalist that wrote it used to be chief sports writer for the times up until a few months ago.


I particularly liked the comment from near the very end when he said that if City get another victory like that, "they're done for".

Re: Derby Post Match Thread

PostPosted: Tue Nov 04, 2014 5:04 pm
by Grandad Rosler
Ted Hughes wrote:
Grandad Rosler wrote:Got to be pleased with getting back to winning ways whether it had been against the rags or anyone else for that matter.
There's plenty more still left in the locker from us at the minute and just hoping that pellers can get them firing on all cylinders again.
Quick analysis, Oliver is wank, should of had 3 pens, we looked comfortable most of the game, bog brush is a disgusting twat.
A rag friend of mine thought a draw would have been a fair result. I shot that one down straight way.
Anyone have any thoughts on Jovetic? Not trying to bash him here as I like him but seems to do a whole lot of nothing. Runs around a lot but no end product - passing an or finishing?


No end product ?

If Van Persie had produced those two scooped passes that put Milner & Yaya through for the non pen, the media would be wanking themselves into a fucking coma.

The guy is fucking class. I really don't understand why people don't appreciate some of the stuff he is doing. Some of it is close to genius & on another level to what just about anyone else is doing. I think Yaya is the first player to actually see the possibility of playing a 1-2 with him & look at the result.

I commented on it vs Newcastle; the lack of intelligence of the players in seeing possibilities in Jovetic's play. He himself tries to make that run Yaya made, but never has anyone with the skill or brains to see it.

Edit: also who was it put Fernando through for the pass to Aguero when DeGea saved ?


Yep no end product. For the three I admit quality passes that he made he gave the ball away cheaply for another 6

Im a fan don't get me wrong I think I'm just expecting a lot from the guy I guess

Re: Derby Post Match Thread

PostPosted: Tue Nov 04, 2014 5:08 pm
by Grandad Rosler
kinkylola wrote:
Ted Hughes wrote:
Grandad Rosler wrote:Got to be pleased with getting back to winning ways whether it had been against the rags or anyone else for that matter.
There's plenty more still left in the locker from us at the minute and just hoping that pellers can get them firing on all cylinders again.
Quick analysis, Oliver is wank, should of had 3 pens, we looked comfortable most of the game, bog brush is a disgusting twat.
A rag friend of mine thought a draw would have been a fair result. I shot that one down straight way.
Anyone have any thoughts on Jovetic? Not trying to bash him here as I like him but seems to do a whole lot of nothing. Runs around a lot but no end product - passing an or finishing?


No end product ?

If Van Persie had produced those two scooped passes that put Milner & Yaya through for the non pen, the media would be wanking themselves into a fucking coma.

The guy is fucking class. I really don't understand why people don't appreciate some of the stuff he is doing. Some of it is close to genius & on another level to what just about anyone else is doing. I think Yaya is the first player to actually see the possibility of playing a 1-2 with him & look at the result.

I commented on it vs Newcastle; the lack of intelligence of the players in seeing possibilities in Jovetic's play. He himself tries to make that run Yaya made, but never has anyone with the skill or brains to see it.

Edit: also who was it put Fernando through for the pass to Aguero when DeGea saved ?


Jovetic is amazing and if he is given a run he will be a superstar for us. He is the perfect foil for aguero ... he can hold up the ball, excellent first touch, see's the pass and attempts the spectacular (and actually has the skill to pull it off). He really is on another level and if we are talking about Jovetic or Dzeko to partner Aguero, I don't think there is any question who is the better option.

Can't believe what I read from some people ... 'seems to do whole lot of nothing' is such an absurd statement.

Also think Fernando had a good game ... still a few steps off the pace, but I think he'll get there. I'm also starting to believe that our team can only handle one of silva or toure at a time. Or only go one up top, that might not be enough though.


Again, will reiterate that in my honest option I thought he gave the ball away a lot and for all the running he did didn't look to do much else.

Will also reiterate that I agree he has the potential to be absolutely quality but we haven't reallyseen that yet since he's been back. Don't think it's absurd at all.

Re: Derby Post Match Thread

PostPosted: Tue Nov 04, 2014 5:33 pm
by Ted Hughes
Grandad Rosler wrote:
Ted Hughes wrote:
Grandad Rosler wrote:Got to be pleased with getting back to winning ways whether it had been against the rags or anyone else for that matter.
There's plenty more still left in the locker from us at the minute and just hoping that pellers can get them firing on all cylinders again.
Quick analysis, Oliver is wank, should of had 3 pens, we looked comfortable most of the game, bog brush is a disgusting twat.
A rag friend of mine thought a draw would have been a fair result. I shot that one down straight way.
Anyone have any thoughts on Jovetic? Not trying to bash him here as I like him but seems to do a whole lot of nothing. Runs around a lot but no end product - passing an or finishing?


No end product ?

If Van Persie had produced those two scooped passes that put Milner & Yaya through for the non pen, the media would be wanking themselves into a fucking coma.

The guy is fucking class. I really don't understand why people don't appreciate some of the stuff he is doing. Some of it is close to genius & on another level to what just about anyone else is doing. I think Yaya is the first player to actually see the possibility of playing a 1-2 with him & look at the result.

I commented on it vs Newcastle; the lack of intelligence of the players in seeing possibilities in Jovetic's play. He himself tries to make that run Yaya made, but never has anyone with the skill or brains to see it.

Edit: also who was it put Fernando through for the pass to Aguero when DeGea saved ?


Yep no end product. For the three I admit quality passes that he made he gave the ball away cheaply for another 6

Im a fan don't get me wrong I think I'm just expecting a lot from the guy I guess


With respect, no end product means no end product.

If he split the oppo defence 3 times, that is 3 times end product. He also hit a pretty decent shot which could have hit the top corner on another day.

His game is trying to make things happen, which he did. He could flick the ball around harmlessly, keeping possession for 6 months without anyone getting near him if that's what people want. I prefer him to take players on, try clever passes, shoot etc. If there was genuinely no end product to it, then I wouldn't be impressed, but as you yourself have admitted he broke the rags' line 3 times, then that'smore than most individuals manage in a game.

Re: Derby Post Match Thread

PostPosted: Wed Nov 05, 2014 4:55 pm
by City64
Footage of MIBS thinking they still own Manchester on MEN website outside Mary Ds and Eastlands bar ............ amazingly only 4 arrests !

Re: Derby Post Match Thread

PostPosted: Wed Nov 05, 2014 4:56 pm
by Wonderwall
City64 wrote:Footage of MIBS thinking they still own Manchester on MEN website outside Mary Ds and Eastlands bar ............ amazingly only 4 arrests !


MIBS Manchester is Blue Squad - Nice of them to name it that

Re: Derby Post Match Thread

PostPosted: Wed Nov 05, 2014 5:11 pm
by City64
Wonderwall wrote:
City64 wrote:Footage of MIBS thinking they still own Manchester on MEN website outside Mary Ds and Eastlands bar ............ amazingly only 4 arrests !


MIBS Manchester is Blue Squad - Nice of them to name it that

Whatever they are called rags got a right hiding . what were they thinking of ? ;-)

Re: Derby Post Match Thread

PostPosted: Wed Nov 05, 2014 5:14 pm
by Ted Hughes
City64 wrote:
Wonderwall wrote:
City64 wrote:Footage of MIBS thinking they still own Manchester on MEN website outside Mary Ds and Eastlands bar ............ amazingly only 4 arrests !


MIBS Manchester is Blue Squad - Nice of them to name it that

Whatever they are called rags got a right hiding . what were they thinking of ? ;-)


They are probably taking that as morale boosting victory if their reaction to Sunday's game is anything to go by..

Re: Derby Post Match Thread

PostPosted: Wed Nov 05, 2014 5:33 pm
by City64
manchestereveningnews.co.uk