What does Yaya Toure actually do? - 2014/15 edition

[Cocacolajojo1]

Carries our club, and always has, that's what.

Well he did a poor job during Swales, that's for sure.

[PrezIke]

What does Yaya Touré do? Carries our club, and always has, that's what. This current side is finished once Yaya leaves, the board don't have the bollocks to replace him with a genuine star like Pogba. It'll be all downhill without him.

i don't buy this for one second. what makes you think this to be accurate?

yaya is practically irreplaceable, but i suspect we've been careful with our spending the past few seasons to get into a position to make a bigger splash in the transfer market when the time comes (i.e. our books were balanced). mangala was the biggest, but the market for centre backs of his qualities and potential is small.

we also have had the issue of competing with more established english clubs like chelsea for players (hazard), where as now we would seem more attractive than before, except for those who want to live in london.

but where does pogba fit on chelsea? i guess united would take him back and they could outspend us with their way of getting around ffp regulations. yet, it seems they want bale. can't see them buying both.

i think we are likely to be well in for him this summer and/or barkley, but barkley is not on pogba's level yet.

[blues2win]

One thing Yaya has just done apparently is to tweet that he was rested against Burnley, not injured as Pellegrini seemed to say. Claims he's raring to go against Sunderland. A mystery that one. Since Fernando is suspended we could clearly do with him on Thursday.

[bigblue]

Yaya wins games and fucks your wife after. Legend

[carl_feedthegoat]

One thing Yaya has just done apparently is to tweet that he was rested against Burnley, not injured as Pellegrini seemed to say. Claims he's raring to go against Sunderland. A mystery that one. Since Fernando is suspended we could clearly do with him on Thursday.

I said it was a load of bollocks.....fucking shit decision from Pellers.

[Foreverinbluedreams]

One thing Yaya has just done apparently is to tweet that he was rested against Burnley, not injured as Pellegrini seemed to say. Claims he's raring to go against Sunderland. A mystery that one. Since Fernando is suspended we could clearly do with him on Thursday.

He was rested to prevent risk of injury because he had a slight strain, the gutter press and the great unwashed read that to mean he was injured. Yaya's tweet was more than likely his attempt to quell the speculation that he'll miss the Sunderland game because of injury.

[carl_feedthegoat]

One thing Yaya has just done apparently is to tweet that he was rested against Burnley, not injured as Pellegrini seemed to say. Claims he's raring to go against Sunderland. A mystery that one. Since Fernando is suspended we could clearly do with him on Thursday.

He was rested to prevent risk of injury because he had a slight strain, the gutter press and the great unwashed read that to mean he was injured. Yaya's tweet was more than likely his attempt to quell the speculation that he'll miss the Sunderland game because of injury.

Well that's that then , we can all be rest assured that was the reason he didn't play as DR TIT here is in the know.

Excellent.

Any more news on the MLS regarding Frank ??????

[Foreverinbluedreams]

One thing Yaya has just done apparently is to tweet that he was rested against Burnley, not injured as Pellegrini seemed to say. Claims he's raring to go against Sunderland. A mystery that one. Since Fernando is suspended we could clearly do with him on Thursday.

He was rested to prevent risk of injury because he had a slight strain, the gutter press and the great unwashed read that to mean he was injured. Yaya's tweet was more than likely his attempt to quell the speculation that he'll miss the Sunderland game because of injury.

Well that's that then , we can all be rest assured that was the reason he didn't play as DR TIT here is in the know.

Excellent.

Any more news on the MLS regarding Frank ??????

Use your brain for once in your life you fucking mong.

[DoomMerchant]

One thing Yaya has just done apparently is to tweet that he was rested against Burnley, not injured as Pellegrini seemed to say. Claims he's raring to go against Sunderland. A mystery that one. Since Fernando is suspended we could clearly do with him on Thursday.

He was rested to prevent risk of injury because he had a slight strain, the gutter press and the great unwashed read that to mean he was injured. Yaya's tweet was more than likely his attempt to quell the speculation that he'll miss the Sunderland game because of injury.

Well that's that then , we can all be rest assured that was the reason he didn't play as DR TIT here is in the know.

Excellent.

Any more news on the MLS regarding Frank ??????

Use your brain for once in your life you fucking mong.

Is that your official diagnosis Doctor?

What would you prescribe for this malady?

Cheers

[Foreverinbluedreams]

One thing Yaya has just done apparently is to tweet that he was rested against Burnley, not injured as Pellegrini seemed to say. Claims he's raring to go against Sunderland. A mystery that one. Since Fernando is suspended we could clearly do with him on Thursday.

He was rested to prevent risk of injury because he had a slight strain, the gutter press and the great unwashed read that to mean he was injured. Yaya's tweet was more than likely his attempt to quell the speculation that he'll miss the Sunderland game because of injury.

Well that's that then , we can all be rest assured that was the reason he didn't play as DR TIT here is in the know.

Excellent.

Any more news on the MLS regarding Frank ??????

Use your brain for once in your life you fucking mong.

Is that your official diagnosis Doctor?

What would you prescribe for this malady?

Cheers

Yep, that's my diagnosis.

I'd prescribe a big dose of cop on at regular intervals until symptoms no longer persist.

[carl_feedthegoat]

One thing Yaya has just done apparently is to tweet that he was rested against Burnley, not injured as Pellegrini seemed to say. Claims he's raring to go against Sunderland. A mystery that one. Since Fernando is suspended we could clearly do with him on Thursday.

He was rested to prevent risk of injury because he had a slight strain, the gutter press and the great unwashed read that to mean he was injured. Yaya's tweet was more than likely his attempt to quell the speculation that he'll miss the Sunderland game because of injury.

Well that's that then , we can all be rest assured that was the reason he didn't play as DR TIT here is in the know.

Excellent.

Any more news on the MLS regarding Frank ??????

Use your brain for once in your life you fucking mong.

Fucking hell ,If I had to compare intelligence with you, I would have more of it leaving my ass, in the form of a clouded stinky fart than what you have upstairs.

TiT.

[Spurge]

Pellers has said in his press conf ahead of the Sunderland game that Yaya was rested and that he is ok but there was a risk. So it seems he was rested for precautionary measures effectively.

We should have been able to have beaten Burnley at home without him to be fair to Pellers

[carl_feedthegoat]

Pellers has said in his press conf ahead of the Sunderland game that Yaya was rested and that he is ok but there was a risk. So it seems he was rested for precautionary measures effectively.

We should have been able to have beaten Burnley at home without him to be fair to Pellers

More spin.

He was fine and Pellers fucked up not playing him and now we dipped out on 2 points.

[Nigels Tackle]

yaya just had too much turkey and port on xmas day

[zuricity]

Pellers has said in his press conf ahead of the Sunderland game that Yaya was rested and that he is ok but there was a risk. So it seems he was rested for precautionary measures effectively.

We should have been able to have beaten Burnley at home without him to be fair to Pellers

More spin.

He was fine and Pellers fucked up not playing him and now we dipped out on 2 points.

Just about sums it up Carl. HNY , btw.

[carl_feedthegoat]

yaya just had too much turkey and port on xmas day

You missed out the fucking cake...that's why he didn't play....he had a paddy fit.

[Peter Doherty (AGAIG)]

Pellers has said in his press conf ahead of the Sunderland game that Yaya was rested and that he is ok but there was a risk. So it seems he was rested for precautionary measures effectively.

We should have been able to have beaten Burnley at home without him to be fair to Pellers

Given we were two-nil up at half-time I'd have to say that's a fair assessment.

[nottsblue]

Scores goals at important times in important games

[twosips]

Yaya's a freak of a player. He's considerably better than Pogba and Barkley as it stands. Both are capable of the goal he scored but neither can control a game like he can.

[carolina-blue]

Just wondering what YAYAs Tit of an agent is gonna come out with this time he goes away .