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What does Yaya Toure actually do? - 2014/15 edition

PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 8:29 pm
by Fidel Castro
Well?
He's a fat, lazy, unfit, useless lump and waste of a shirt from what I've seen this season.

Re: What does Yaya Toure actually do? - 2014/15 edition

PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 8:31 pm
by Moonchesteri
I just hope this thread becomes as legendary. Sadly sequels are extremely rarely as good as the original.

But he's another who needs to step up his game (along with Nasri)

Re: What does Yaya Toure actually do? - 2014/15 edition

PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 8:38 pm
by Mike J
He was fucking useless tonight. Having a nice laugh with pep after the game as well. Glad you can fucking smile you lazy bastard.

Re: What does Yaya Toure actually do? - 2014/15 edition

PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 8:42 pm
by Original Dub
Playing with ten men against a team without their two best players for the most part.

Such a shame.
This is a managerial problem for this game imo

Re: What does Yaya Toure actually do? - 2014/15 edition

PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 8:42 pm
by Blue Since 76
He was hardly the type to put everything in it last season. Keeping him when he didn't want to stay always seemed like a bad idea and the way he's played so far this season isn't promising. How he was kept on tonight, god knows

Re: What does Yaya Toure actually do? - 2014/15 edition

PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 8:43 pm
by Nick (New Account)
pissing himself after failing to turn up this year again.

should have got rid - top market value, his age, hearts not in, african nations this year.sell for 30mill+ - buy pogba or vidal and barkley next year.

everytime we've won the league we dont strenghten like we should. injuries to key players have already cost us points.

yaya was absent and we missed fernando. Also Jove.

Not sure what difference mangla would have made so far.


NEED TO STICK IT TO CHELSEA.

AND PS. Boateng was always a cunt

Re: What does Yaya Toure actually do? - 2014/15 edition

PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 8:43 pm
by london blue 2
Blue Since 76 wrote: How he was kept on tonight, god knows

Proper baffled at that. Saving him for Chelsea?

Re: What does Yaya Toure actually do? - 2014/15 edition

PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 8:44 pm
by Nick (New Account)
Blue Since 76 wrote:He was hardly the type to put everything in it last season. Keeping him when he didn't want to stay always seemed like a bad idea and the way he's played so far this season isn't promising. How he was kept on tonight, god knows



i think he's been subbed ONCE in his city career? maybe the contract rumour is true..

Re: What does Yaya Toure actually do? - 2014/15 edition

PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 8:44 pm
by ruralblue
Why was he not subbed. He looks half arsed jogging around like he hasn't a care in world.

I hope this thread comes back to bite us all on the arse but I don't think it will.

Re: What does Yaya Toure actually do? - 2014/15 edition

PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 8:45 pm
by Nigels Tackle
him and samir can fuck off
9 men for most of the game tonight
cunts

Re: What does Yaya Toure actually do? - 2014/15 edition

PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 8:48 pm
by sidSmith
Plays us for fucking muppets, that's what. How much a week has he convinced us to pay him since cake gate and the impending new deal? I'd tear that fucker up in his face tomorrow morning.

Re: What does Yaya Toure actually do? - 2014/15 edition

PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 8:53 pm
by Bluedj
Nasri & Toure can both fuck off

Re: What does Yaya Toure actually do? - 2014/15 edition

PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 8:54 pm
by Bluedj
Bluedj wrote:Nasri & Toure can both fuck off


Both cunts thinink they a lengends......maybe they are, but today they are has beens

Re: What does Yaya Toure actually do? - 2014/15 edition

PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 8:54 pm
by london blue 2
Someone touched on it. We really need to replace the old yaya and we have missed a decent opportunity to do so. We probably aren't good enough to win the league this year and should have looked to the future.

2nd time we're champs and not strengthened appropriately.

Re: What does Yaya Toure actually do? - 2014/15 edition

PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 9:00 pm
by sidSmith
london blue 2 wrote:Someone touched on it. We really need to replace the old yaya and we have missed a decent opportunity to do so. We probably aren't good enough to win the league this year and should have looked to the future.

2nd time we're champs and not strengthened appropriately.


We were a bit nobbled in the market by our sanctions. I agree we should have got rid and used the money to strengthen, but would we have got top dollar? Then again, Alonso made him look absolutely useless tonight.

Re: What does Yaya Toure actually do? - 2014/15 edition

PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 9:03 pm
by Redna
Not much!

Re: What does Yaya Toure actually do? - 2014/15 edition

PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 9:10 pm
by Nige
My biggest issue is nobody bollocks him or not tracking, tackling or jumping. Any other player would get a roasting.

Tonight he was total shit. I can pass to a bloke 3 yards away and jog about. Disgrace. But I guess the usual FIFA crew will be right behind him a sunday. Silva and Milner should say something in the press about his lack of teamwork. Wanker.

Re: What does Yaya Toure actually do? - 2014/15 edition

PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 9:12 pm
by PeterParker
Never thought i would say this, but why the hell did we sell Garcia?!

Re: What does Yaya Toure actually do? - 2014/15 edition

PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 9:12 pm
by nottsblue
The window to sell him has gone. No one will buy him in January with ACN round the corner. Next summer he'll be another year older and I doubt he will have had the same impact as last season, so his allure will have dimmed. Hope to God he doesn't get a renewed contract

Re: What does Yaya Toure actually do? - 2014/15 edition

PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 9:13 pm
by sheblue
He had a nice walk though in the Munich air. A nice late evening stroll.