Tyler ......... At It Yet Again

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Re: Tyler ......... At It Yet Again

Postby Peter Doherty (AGAIG) » Sun Feb 01, 2015 12:14 am

Blue In Bolton wrote:And coupled with the fact he almost screaming with joy when Remy scored. What a cunt.

Indeed. He's embarrassing.
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Re: Tyler ......... At It Yet Again

Postby patrickblue » Sun Feb 01, 2015 9:29 am

Fortunately, I'm in Malta ATM, and saw the game on Italian Sky, far more civilised.
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Re: Tyler ......... At It Yet Again

Postby Piccsnumberoneblue » Sun Feb 01, 2015 11:41 am

Yep, similar to the Liverpool game last season, spunking himself when they scored, sounded like he was handing out news that a close relative was terminally ill when we equalised.
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Re: Tyler ......... At It Yet Again

Postby johnny crossan » Sun Feb 01, 2015 10:29 pm

https://vine.co/v/OtQa5xh9tlx

https://vine.co/v/OtQO1x1wmMI


click to compare and make sure the volume is on
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Re: Tyler ......... At It Yet Again

Postby Original Dub » Sun Feb 01, 2015 10:47 pm

johnny crossan wrote:https://vine.co/v/OtQa5xh9tlx

https://vine.co/v/OtQO1x1wmMI


click to compare and make sure the volume is on


wow.

He's clearly gutted.
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Re: Tyler ......... At It Yet Again

Postby Wonderwall » Mon Feb 02, 2015 9:25 am

Original Dub wrote:
johnny crossan wrote:https://vine.co/v/OtQa5xh9tlx

https://vine.co/v/OtQO1x1wmMI


click to compare and make sure the volume is on


wow.

He's clearly gutted.



he clearly couldnt be any happier when chelsea scored
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Re: Tyler ......... At It Yet Again

Postby DoomMerchant » Mon Feb 02, 2015 11:51 am

Wonderwall wrote:
Original Dub wrote:
johnny crossan wrote:https://vine.co/v/OtQa5xh9tlx

https://vine.co/v/OtQO1x1wmMI


click to compare and make sure the volume is on


wow.

He's clearly gutted.



he clearly couldnt be any happier when chelsea scored


I've been less excited by really great blowjobs...the fucking asspony.

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Re: Tyler ......... At It Yet Again

Postby City64 » Mon Feb 02, 2015 4:58 pm

Wonderwall wrote:
Original Dub wrote:
johnny crossan wrote:https://vine.co/v/OtQa5xh9tlx

https://vine.co/v/OtQO1x1wmMI


click to compare and make sure the volume is on


wow.

He's clearly gutted.



he clearly couldnt be any happier when chelsea scored

Almost as bad as when we played Chelsea at home earlier this season and down to 10 men , Lampard equaliser greeted with a huge "OH NO" from fuck face Tyler .
Not really here

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Re: Tyler ......... At It Yet Again

Postby Slim » Mon Feb 02, 2015 11:45 pm

He really does write his script at the start of the season doesn't he? Sadly for him I think we're fucking with it.

Did you hear him during BaconFace's last season? You would think they had 11 amateurs out there and it was all about Bacon and his genius leading his team to victory against overwhelming odds.
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Re: Tyler ......... At It Yet Again

Postby john@staustell » Tue Feb 03, 2015 8:20 am

Slim wrote:He really does write his script at the start of the season doesn't he? Sadly for him I think we're fucking with it.

Did you hear him during BaconFace's last season? You would think they had 11 amateurs out there and it was all about Bacon and his genius leading his team to victory against overwhelming odds.


That's about right isn't it?
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Re: Tyler ......... At It Yet Again

Postby Blue Since 76 » Tue Feb 03, 2015 12:05 pm

john@staustell wrote:
Slim wrote:He really does write his script at the start of the season doesn't he? Sadly for him I think we're fucking with it.

Did you hear him during BaconFace's last season? You would think they had 11 amateurs out there and it was all about Bacon and his genius leading his team to victory against overwhelming odds.


That's about right isn't it?


Having watched them last season, I think we all underestimated how good Taggart was. That team has had £200m spent on it since he was in charge and is still nowhere near as good. I presume the £3m they're still paying him is part of the contract he entered into with Beelzebub
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Re: Tyler ......... At It Yet Again

Postby Londonblue » Tue Feb 03, 2015 12:51 pm

I did a quick search for Martin Tyler Manchester City and found http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2024900/Martin-Tylers-20-favourite-Premier-League-moments.html on the Daily Mail (that most reputable of all National newspapers)

OK, so there's a few in the top 20 from the rags including this one but it's mainly about us:

15. Manchester City's Munich tribute
February 10, 2008
The Manchester derby which I thought was an outstanding day was the 50th anniversary of Munich. The behaviour of the Manchester City and the whole tone of respect was impeccable. I was alive when the plane crashed – I have hazy childhood memories of it – and for anyone who was alive at that time, it was a massive deal. I was concerned about what I would say if the fans behaved badly, what tone to take. I was feeling reverential but happily so was everyone else. City won the game through Benjani and Darius Vassell and I thought it was a wonderful time for the integrity of the Premier League. It summed up what a lovely club City are and it is as if the good behaviour has been rewarded. It was great to be there the night they qualified for the Champions League.
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Re: Tyler ......... At It Yet Again

Postby Londonblue » Tue Feb 03, 2015 12:52 pm

Just to make clear, I can't stand the guy. These comments are at odds with his lack of professionalism when commentating on our games
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Re: Tyler ......... At It Yet Again

Postby ENIAM NAM » Sat Feb 21, 2015 5:33 pm

Couldn't have sounded any more disappointed with us getting that penalty.

Utter twat.
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Re: Tyler ......... At It Yet Again

Postby Nigels Tackle » Sat Feb 21, 2015 7:04 pm

neville doing his very best to find negatives in this performance
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Re: Tyler ......... At It Yet Again

Postby Slim » Sat Feb 21, 2015 7:13 pm

Praising the fuck out of every little thing Newcastle do as well.
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Re: Tyler ......... At It Yet Again

Postby Lev Bronstein » Sat Feb 21, 2015 8:10 pm

Slim wrote:Praising the fuck out of every little thing Newcastle do as well.


So basically, he's saying Newcastle were good, but they still got beat 5-0. Fine
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Re: Tyler ......... At It Yet Again

Postby Blue Since 76 » Sat Feb 21, 2015 9:13 pm

What I took from his commentary was that if they hadn't made that early mistake to give us a penalty, they'd have probably won.
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Re: Tyler ......... At It Yet Again

Postby Douglas Higginbottom » Sat Feb 21, 2015 11:58 pm

Did I actually hear ratboy compare Edin being fouled for the penalty to Rooney's dive against some 3rd division team?
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Re: Tyler ......... At It Yet Again

Postby Ted Hughes » Sun Feb 22, 2015 1:26 am

Douglas Higginbottom wrote:Did I actually hear ratboy compare Edin being fouled for the penalty to Rooney's dive against some 3rd division team?


He really did, I've just seen it.

Tyler was verging on being neutral imo, but Neville is now just doing the commentary as a Utd fan. He gives City plenty of compliments, but it's done in a voice of impending doom, like someone hiding behind a tree recognising that the bloke who is shooting at him, is really good, & getting closer & sooner or later, wil pick him off. He said 'brilliant football' at one time, in the voice of someone telling his kids their dog has been run over. I bet he keeps switching off the mic & saying 'bastards'.

He is really worried.

Which is great.

Robbie Savage is equally worried. And also about the rags. He gave them the kind of impassioned slaughtering only a true fan could.
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