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Baldist?

Postby craigmcfc » Fri Aug 15, 2014 5:52 pm

First paragraph on the OS article titled - Kompany bullish on title defence ahead of Toon clash -

It remains to be seen whether he’ll be ready to play on Sunday but the club captain has delivered a bald message to City’s title rivals

Doomie, do you know anything about this?
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Re: Baldist?

Postby craigmcfc » Fri Aug 15, 2014 5:53 pm

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Re: Baldist?

Postby ruralblue » Fri Aug 15, 2014 5:57 pm

If willy plays in net and the Mangle starts then we have a bald defence!

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Re: Baldist?

Postby Hutch's Shoulder » Fri Aug 15, 2014 6:15 pm

One of the values of the company I work for is 'baldness', occasionally misrepresented as 'boldness'. This is one of the company values that I have really taken on board and exemplify.
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Re: Baldist?

Postby DoomMerchant » Fri Aug 15, 2014 7:36 pm

craigmcfc wrote:First paragraph on the OS article titled - Kompany bullish on title defence ahead of Toon clash -

It remains to be seen whether he’ll be ready to play on Sunday but the club captain has delivered a bald message to City’s title rivals

Doomie, do you know anything about this?


fucking baldist cunts. I'll deliver a bald message next time i'm over. This is war. Follically-challenged or not, we demand respect. It's a lifestyle and a protected class. You can't just running around making funny jokes like this at our expense. I earned every hair i lost, dammit.

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Re: Baldist?

Postby Mikhail Chigorin » Fri Aug 15, 2014 8:12 pm

Does being what some might describe as a 'bone-dome' mean that you never get dandruff ??

Anyway, there's always a simple cure for falling hair.....a hair net.
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Re: Baldist?

Postby craigmcfc » Fri Aug 15, 2014 9:13 pm

DoomMerchant wrote:
craigmcfc wrote:First paragraph on the OS article titled - Kompany bullish on title defence ahead of Toon clash -

It remains to be seen whether he’ll be ready to play on Sunday but the club captain has delivered a bald message to City’s title rivals

Doomie, do you know anything about this?


fucking baldist cunts. I'll deliver a bald message next time i'm over. This is war. Follically-challenged or not, we demand respect. It's a lifestyle and a protected class. You can't just running around making funny jokes like this at our expense. I earned every hair i lost, dammit.

cheers


I'll take that as a no then. Though me and my toothless comb are right behind you.
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Re: Baldist?

Postby Mikhail Chigorin » Sat Aug 16, 2014 9:41 am

If anyone didn't want to go down the Shrek route and get a horrible looking hair transplant, they could always consider getting a wig.

However, if they were expensive, it might be possible to arrange an instalment plan whereby there was a little toupe each week.
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Re: Baldist?

Postby craigmcfc » Sat Aug 16, 2014 9:50 am

Ba Boom Tish
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Re: Baldist?

Postby Mikhail Chigorin » Sat Aug 16, 2014 9:54 am

craigmcfc wrote:Ba Boom Tish


Thanks Craig, I think I'd be better logging off and returning to reading my book.

It's terrific - all about anti-gravity.

I just can't put it down.
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Re: Baldist?

Postby MilnersJaw » Sat Aug 16, 2014 2:01 pm

I had to wear a hair net when I worked at Gregg's in my youth.
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Re: Baldist?

Postby Dameerto » Sat Aug 16, 2014 2:39 pm

Mikhail Chigorin wrote:
craigmcfc wrote:Ba Boom Tish


Thanks Craig, I think I'd be better logging off and returning to reading my book.

It's terrific - all about anti-gravity.

I just can't put it down.

I hate books where they leave the ending all up in the air.
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Re: Baldist?

Postby Mikhail Chigorin » Sat Aug 16, 2014 3:23 pm

Dameerto wrote:
Mikhail Chigorin wrote:
craigmcfc wrote:Ba Boom Tish


Thanks Craig, I think I'd be better logging off and returning to reading my book.

It's terrific - all about anti-gravity.

I just can't put it down.

I hate books where they leave the ending all up in the air.


Chuckle, chuckle.

Nicely droll.
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Re: Baldist?

Postby Paul68 » Sat Aug 16, 2014 6:26 pm

DoomMerchant wrote:
craigmcfc wrote:First paragraph on the OS article titled - Kompany bullish on title defence ahead of Toon clash -

It remains to be seen whether he’ll be ready to play on Sunday but the club captain has delivered a bald message to City’s title rivals

Doomie, do you know anything about this?


fucking baldist cunts. I'll deliver a bald message next time i'm over. This is war. Follically-challenged or not, we demand respect. It's a lifestyle and a protected class. You can't just running around making funny jokes like this at our expense. I earned every hair i lost, dammit.

cheers


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Re: Baldist?

Postby Nigels Tackle » Sat Aug 16, 2014 11:04 pm

Mikhail Chigorin wrote:If anyone didn't want to go down the Shrek route and get a horrible looking hair transplant, they could always consider getting a wig.

However, if they were expensive, it might be possible to arrange an instalment plan whereby there was a little toupe each week.


never had you down as the kinky sort...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Toupe
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Re: Baldist?

Postby Mikhail Chigorin » Sun Aug 17, 2014 1:44 pm

Nigels Tackle wrote:
Mikhail Chigorin wrote:If anyone didn't want to go down the Shrek route and get a horrible looking hair transplant, they could always consider getting a wig.

However, if they were expensive, it might be possible to arrange an instalment plan whereby there was a little toupe each week.


never had you down as the kinky sort...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Toupe


My goodness, you've now opened my eyes to far wider vistas than those normally promulgated by the good old 'Oxford English' dictionary.

How did you manage to come across such vastly different tautological options ??

You're a veritable genius and I'd doff my hat to you, if I ever wore one.
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Re: Baldist?

Postby Herb » Sun Aug 17, 2014 2:03 pm

Kompany with no hair would look even more like one of the unsullied . .
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