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Re: The Rags

Postby john@staustell » Sun Aug 10, 2014 7:16 am

jimmygrimble2 wrote:Rag here at work (i work shifts so we only see each other every 8 weeks) comes in the other morning and the first thing he said is,
"How many games have city played with a record crowd of over 100,000?" - (re: the game in the USA)

Poor, sad sad little man. They are really hurting at the mo and i have to confess it's a good feeling!


Ask him which club holds the English club ground attendance record (v Stoke, FA Cup, 1934, 84,569)
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Re: The Rags

Postby nottsblue » Sun Aug 10, 2014 12:11 pm

Ask the dick which sideboard the Premier league pot is sat on
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Re: The Rags

Postby Slim » Sun Aug 10, 2014 1:10 pm

If they start going on about 20 times, remind them they are starting to sound like scousers with their "istory lessons".
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Re: The Rags

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Sun Aug 10, 2014 1:32 pm

john@staustell wrote:
jimmygrimble2 wrote:Rag here at work (i work shifts so we only see each other every 8 weeks) comes in the other morning and the first thing he said is,
"How many games have city played with a record crowd of over 100,000?" - (re: the game in the USA)

Poor, sad sad little man. They are really hurting at the mo and i have to confess it's a good feeling!


Ask him which club holds the English club ground attendance record (v Stoke, FA Cup, 1934, 84,569)


Ask him.......fuck it...just hit him.
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Re: The Rags

Postby Tokyo Blue » Sun Aug 10, 2014 1:40 pm

carl_feedthegoat wrote:
john@staustell wrote:
jimmygrimble2 wrote:Rag here at work (i work shifts so we only see each other every 8 weeks) comes in the other morning and the first thing he said is,
"How many games have city played with a record crowd of over 100,000?" - (re: the game in the USA)

Poor, sad sad little man. They are really hurting at the mo and i have to confess it's a good feeling!


Ask him which club holds the English club ground attendance record (v Stoke, FA Cup, 1934, 84,569)


Ask him.......fuck it...just hit him.

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Re: The Rags

Postby Beefymcfc » Sun Aug 10, 2014 2:19 pm

Scum!
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Re: The Rags

Postby john68 » Sun Aug 10, 2014 3:48 pm

Simple answer to the biggest club biggest history jibe is....

"There's no point you havin a huge dick, if you can't get a hard on.

Simples
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Re: The Rags

Postby Ted Hughes » Sun Aug 10, 2014 4:18 pm

Hummels has just been made captain by Dortmund.
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Re: The Rags

Postby Beefymcfc » Sun Aug 10, 2014 4:53 pm

john68 wrote:Simple answer to the biggest club biggest history jibe is....

"There's no point you havin a huge dick, if you can't get a hard on.

Simples

Is that from experience John ;-)

Ted Hughes wrote:Hummels has just been made captain by Dortmund.

Was always a paper story to keep the Rags interested. 16 mil said it all.
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Re: The Rags

Postby john68 » Sun Aug 10, 2014 9:17 pm

It was big enough to fill a pram Beefers....:-)
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Re: The Rags

Postby ruralblue » Sun Aug 10, 2014 10:12 pm

john68 wrote:It was big enough to fill a pram Beefers....:-)


Gillies filled a dozen John!
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Re: The Rags

Postby john68 » Sun Aug 10, 2014 11:07 pm

ruralblue wrote:
john68 wrote:It was big enough to fill a pram Beefers....:-)


Gillies filled a dozen John!


hahahahahahahahahaha...Gillie is a one man population explosion.
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Re: The Rags

Postby Green & Blue » Tue Aug 12, 2014 11:17 pm

Hard to believe but they have named Rooney as captain.Looks like all his snaking over moves and money has been forgotten.The chap can hardly string two sentences together, such a strange choice for captain.
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Re: The Rags

Postby Peter Doherty (AGAIG) » Wed Aug 13, 2014 11:22 am

Green & Blue wrote:Hard to believe but they have named Rooney as captain.Looks like all his snaking over moves and money has been forgotten.The chap can hardly string two sentences together, such a strange choice for captain.

And yet the perfect embodiment of what that club stands for.
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Re: The Rags

Postby nottsblue » Wed Aug 13, 2014 11:27 am

Does this mean RVP will now have a strop. Fingers crossed. I see Woodward have been brilliant as usual in the transfer market. Assuming rags don't sign the players van gaal wants, how long before he has a fit at the dross he has to work with. Could be as exciting as under Gollum
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Re: The Rags

Postby Slim » Wed Aug 13, 2014 12:11 pm

Who was the captain? Either Vidic or Ferdinand I'm sure, but I honestly lost all interest in the subject since I started typing this.

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Re: The Rags

Postby Beefymcfc » Wed Aug 13, 2014 9:09 pm

Ha ha ha, just watching the League Cup game and they've just done the draw. The Rags are in the 2nd round draw!

Bit of a dodgy one though, the Rags were the last team out of the bag, against Millwall away.

Good to see Solkjaer on the tele though, you little cunt.
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Re: The Rags

Postby Bianchi on Ice » Wed Aug 13, 2014 9:22 pm

Beefymcfc wrote:Ha ha ha, just watching the League Cup game and they've just done the draw. The Rags are in the 2nd round draw!

Bit of a dodgy one though, the Rags were the last team out of the bag, against Millwall away.

Good to see Solkjaer on the tele though, you little cunt.


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Re: The Rags

Postby Nigels Tackle » Wed Aug 13, 2014 9:26 pm

Beefymcfc wrote:Ha ha ha, just watching the League Cup game and they've just done the draw. The Rags are in the 2nd round draw!

Bit of a dodgy one though, the Rags were the last team out of the bag, against Millwall away.

Good to see Solkjaer on the tele though, you little cunt.


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Re: The Rags

Postby Beefymcfc » Thu Aug 14, 2014 9:24 pm

Clever bastards these Rags, telling everybody they've got 200 mil to spend on players. It was perfect to keep their fans happy and tempt players in knowing that they'd be playing with the worlds best coming to the club. Afterall, you can do a hell of a lot with 200 mil.

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