The Rags

[patrickblue]

Had the misfortune of turning on Sky News only to be met by a gushing fatboy Eamon Holmes.

Sky Sports News not much better but good to see Wedder's keep mentioning their 'pre-season friendly' win.

He's been keeping a low profile recently, one of the benefits of them being shit. Just waiting for Terry fucking Christian to crawl out of the woodwork.

[michaelcityfan]

That twat Holmes I thought he had died this is one of the payoffs of a shit performance by the rags. You don't have listen to imbeciles like him. Hope they don't go well again this year.

[Beefymcfc]

How did this slip off the 1st page?

Dirty Rag Cunts!

[City64]

Still no quality signings happening for these hapless cunts ...... expect panic buys very soon , they are becoming the biggest joke in football !

[Mikhail Chigorin]

That twat Holmes I thought he had died this is one of the payoffs of a shit performance by the rags. You don't have listen to imbeciles like him. Hope they don't go well again this year.

He's looked like a zombie for years now but his bosses really did think he had died.

They only discovered their mistake when they tried to take his pay-slip from him.

[Beefymcfc]

Just heard Vermalaen off to Barca and the Rags have now confirmed that they'd already pulled out of the deal for him prior to this news.

Looks like they are finding it difficult to spend that 200 million.

[Slim]

Just heard Vermalaen off to Barca and the Rags have now confirmed that they'd already pulled out of the deal for him prior to this news.

Looks like they are finding it difficult to spend that 200 million.

That's shit, they were never in for him, no wait, they were concerned about his fitness, or wage demands, or they didn't actually need him in the first place.

[Beefymcfc]

Just heard Vermalaen off to Barca and the Rags have now confirmed that they'd already pulled out of the deal for him prior to this news.

Looks like they are finding it difficult to spend that 200 million.

That's shit, they were never in for him, no wait, they were concerned about his fitness, or wage demands, or they didn't actually need him in the first place.

Apparently the reason for them dropping out of the race was because Wenger wanted to borrow Smalling as part of the deal; Wenger wouldn't sell otherwise!

I feel a snub coming on ;-)

[Chinners]

Eamon Holmes is one of the cuntiest. He left his job at GMTV because he didn't like the early starts ... 2 months later he got a job on Sky .... doing even earlier starts ... if he entered a cunt competition, he'd come second because he's that much of a cunt.

[Mikhail Chigorin]

Eamon Holmes is one of the cuntiest. He left his job at GMTV because he didn't like the early starts ... 2 months later he got a job on Sky .... doing even earlier starts ... if he entered a cunt competition, he'd come second because he's that much of a cunt.

Seems about right, Chinners and that sack of potatoes he calls a wife - and who hangs around him like a bad smell - isn't much better.

[rosbif cuisson 'bleu']

is that comma in the right place MC?

[Ted Hughes]

is that comma in the right place MC?

Titter.

[Tokyo Blue]

is that comma in the right place MC?

It does seem a tad harsh on Mrs. Chinners.

[Beefymcfc]

Ha ha ha. How to make friends and influence people.

*sniggers*

[Mikhail Chigorin]

is that comma in the right place MC?

It does seem a tad harsh on Mrs. Chinners.

Crikey, what have I done ??

I'm sure Mrs. Chinners is a paragon of feminine pulchritude and in no way comparable to what Fat Eamon has to put up with.

Mind you, there are some sharp people on here just waiting to pick you up on any 'faux pas' .......

[Florida Blue]

Report: Manchester United miss out, Thomas Vermaelen seals $25 million FC Barcelona switch (Photo: DailyMail)

Someday, someway, someone has to use the word "snub" for the Rags...

[craigmcfc]

is that comma in the right place MC?

Properly made me laugh out loud. You're barred from the bollox MC

[Mikhail Chigorin]

is that comma in the right place MC?

Properly made me laugh out loud. You're barred from the bollox MC

Thanks; you're all heart....

[patrickblue]

Just to set the record straight

Mrs Holmes



Mrs Chinners (possibly)

[Paul68]

Rag here at work (i work shifts so we only see each other every 8 weeks) comes in the other morning and the first thing he said is,
"How many games have city played with a record crowd of over 100,000?" - (re: the game in the USA)

Poor, sad sad little man. They are really hurting at the mo and i have to confess it's a good feeling!