Dubciteh wrote:I bet other clubs brazilians will be available why isnt fern? Coutinho scored the other night for liverpool so hes around, yet fern hasnt kicked a ball? madness...
It was the annual lumberjack competition and the final was between an older experienced lumberjack and a younger, stronger lumberjack. The rule of the competition was quite simply who could fell the most trees in a day was the winner.
The younger lumberjack was full of enthusiasm and went off into the wood and set to work straight away, he worked all through the day and all through the night. As he worked he could hear the older lumber jack working to in another part of the forest, he felt more and more confident with every tree he felled that he would win.
At regular intervals throughout the day the noise of frees being felled coming from the other part of the forest would stop, the younger lumberjack took heart from this knowing that this meant the older lumberjack was taking a rest, whereas he could use his superior youth and strength and stamina to keep going.
At the end of the competition the younger lumberjack felt confident he had won, he looked in front of him at the piles of felled trees that were the result of his superhuman effort.
At the medal ceremony he stood on the podium confident and expecting to be awarded the prize of champion lumberjack, next to him stood the older lumberjack who looked surprisingly less exhausted than he felt.
When the results were read out he was devastated to hear that the older lumberjack had chopped down significantly more trees than he had, he turned to the older lumber jack and said,
“How can this be? I heard you take a rest every hour and I worked continuously through the night, once more I am stronger and fitter than you old man”.
The older lumberjack turned to him and said, “Every hour I took a break to rest and sharpen my saw, you little arrogant cunt”
Saul Goodman wrote:I thought we might see him midweek.
1 month? Thats awfully short
Nigels Tackle wrote:Saul Goodman wrote:I thought we might see him midweek.
1 month? Thats awfully short
you've not been to 'boro have you? it will feel like a lifetime to him....
Dubciteh wrote:was he named in our squad for the season or does he not count as he is young? I cant remember?
I thought he wasnt named so im thinking why he hasnt been farmed out sooner.
twosips wrote:Dubciteh wrote:was he named in our squad for the season or does he not count as he is young? I cant remember?
I thought he wasnt named so im thinking why he hasnt been farmed out sooner.
Wasn't named in the squad, and wasn't young enough to not count, and therefore not eligible for the EDS either. Meaning he couldn't play any football, anywhere. Pathetic management tbh! We literally left him stuck in limbo.
Dubciteh wrote:twosips wrote:Dubciteh wrote:was he named in our squad for the season or does he not count as he is young? I cant remember?
I thought he wasnt named so im thinking why he hasnt been farmed out sooner.
Wasn't named in the squad, and wasn't young enough to not count, and therefore not eligible for the EDS either. Meaning he couldn't play any football, anywhere. Pathetic management tbh! We literally left him stuck in limbo.
i thought that alright, we may aswell give him away somewhere until Jan even if we pay his wages as he will learn nothing sitting around the CFA counting daisies....
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