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Postby trueblue64 » Tue Jul 01, 2014 12:32 pm

City are planning to put the freeze on their injury problems next season by fitting a cryogenic chamber at their new training complex.

Blues stars will be able to use the equipment – in which they will spend up to three minutes at 120 degrees below zero dressed only in shorts – after matches and as part of rehabilitation.
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Postby Cocacolajojo1 » Tue Jul 01, 2014 1:15 pm

Does it come with Wesley snipes?
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Postby lets all have a disco » Tue Jul 01, 2014 1:42 pm

Can we get Zab to give some donations of his DNA for the future youth team?
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Postby ruralblue » Tue Jul 01, 2014 1:52 pm

Wonder if Yaya will come out and say "it's unfair that City ordered a freeze chamber I wanted a heat chamber but city obviously don't love me".
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Postby Hazy2 » Tue Jul 01, 2014 1:57 pm

How about they sit in East Level 2 when its pissing down and sideways on a nice December night. Defy any fucker to feel so wet or cold, And how the fuck does rain blow in and out of a stand. Soaks you twice.
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Postby littlebig » Tue Jul 01, 2014 2:11 pm

This is used by professional rugby players. Science says it is beneficial in that it speeds up recovery time. Excellent, continue.
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Postby Nigels Tackle » Tue Jul 01, 2014 2:14 pm

ruralblue wrote:Wonder if Yaya will come out and say "it's unfair that City ordered a freeze chamber I wanted a heat chamber but city obviously don't love me".


good point
blatantly unfair on african players who prefer hot to cold
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Postby DoomMerchant » Tue Jul 01, 2014 2:34 pm

littlebig wrote:This is used by professional rugby players. Science says it is beneficial in that it speeds up recovery time. Excellent, continue.


120 degrees below zero ought to fucking cure cancer ffs.

Seriously....3 minutes in your shorts in that? i bet it's so fucking cold you don't even feel it and just want to die after like 15 seconds. i'd love to try it out next time i stub my toe on the coffee table. That shit hurts!

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Postby mr_nool » Tue Jul 01, 2014 3:05 pm

DoomMerchant wrote:
littlebig wrote:This is used by professional rugby players. Science says it is beneficial in that it speeds up recovery time. Excellent, continue.


120 degrees below zero ought to fucking cure cancer ffs.

Seriously....3 minutes in your shorts in that? i bet it's so fucking cold you don't even feel it and just want to die after like 15 seconds. i'd love to try it out next time i stub my toe on the coffee table. That shit hurts!

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It wont start to really hurt until you come out and your blood circulation gets going again. It's a horrible feeling, and you can't really say if it's pain or a incredible fucking itch.

OK, I obviously never experienced -120 centigrade, but I have gone through the ice in minus 25.
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Postby Dameerto » Tue Jul 01, 2014 3:23 pm

So it's not zero kelvin then? What a cop out.
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Postby DoomMerchant » Tue Jul 01, 2014 4:10 pm

mr_nool wrote:
DoomMerchant wrote:
littlebig wrote:This is used by professional rugby players. Science says it is beneficial in that it speeds up recovery time. Excellent, continue.


120 degrees below zero ought to fucking cure cancer ffs.

Seriously....3 minutes in your shorts in that? i bet it's so fucking cold you don't even feel it and just want to die after like 15 seconds. i'd love to try it out next time i stub my toe on the coffee table. That shit hurts!

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It wont start to really hurt until you come out and your blood circulation gets going again. It's a horrible feeling, and you can't really say if it's pain or a incredible fucking itch.

OK, I obviously never experienced -120 centigrade, but I have gone through the ice in minus 25.


just because yr missus says yr as cold as ice doesn't mean you can compare this.

Go back to the ham radio and indie singles in the attic. You were happy then.

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Postby Hutch's Shoulder » Tue Jul 01, 2014 5:18 pm

Clearly a gimmick to discourage injuries.

Feeling a bit sore, Jack? Ice chamber for you.....

Mind you, Zabba would go in there for fun, then come out and play 90 mins plus extra time and pens.
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Postby ruralblue » Tue Jul 01, 2014 5:22 pm

Hutch's Shoulder wrote:
Feeling a bit sore, Jack? Ice chamber for you.....


Think he's been in a chest freezer since last season anyway. If Jacks using this think City need to order two!!!
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Postby Mikhail Chigorin » Tue Jul 01, 2014 5:26 pm

DoomMerchant wrote:
mr_nool wrote:
DoomMerchant wrote:
littlebig wrote:This is used by professional rugby players. Science says it is beneficial in that it speeds up recovery time. Excellent, continue.


120 degrees below zero ought to fucking cure cancer ffs.

Seriously....3 minutes in your shorts in that? i bet it's so fucking cold you don't even feel it and just want to die after like 15 seconds. i'd love to try it out next time i stub my toe on the coffee table. That shit hurts!

cheers


It wont start to really hurt until you come out and your blood circulation gets going again. It's a horrible feeling, and you can't really say if it's pain or a incredible fucking itch.

OK, I obviously never experienced -120 centigrade, but I have gone through the ice in minus 25.


just because yr missus says yr as cold as ice doesn't mean you can compare this.

Go back to the ham radio and indie singles in the attic. You were happy then.

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Re: Injury problems to be sorted.

Postby DoomMerchant » Tue Jul 01, 2014 11:21 pm

Mikhail Chigorin wrote:
DoomMerchant wrote:
mr_nool wrote:
DoomMerchant wrote:
littlebig wrote:This is used by professional rugby players. Science says it is beneficial in that it speeds up recovery time. Excellent, continue.


120 degrees below zero ought to fucking cure cancer ffs.

Seriously....3 minutes in your shorts in that? i bet it's so fucking cold you don't even feel it and just want to die after like 15 seconds. i'd love to try it out next time i stub my toe on the coffee table. That shit hurts!

cheers


It wont start to really hurt until you come out and your blood circulation gets going again. It's a horrible feeling, and you can't really say if it's pain or a incredible fucking itch.

OK, I obviously never experienced -120 centigrade, but I have gone through the ice in minus 25.


just because yr missus says yr as cold as ice doesn't mean you can compare this.

Go back to the ham radio and indie singles in the attic. You were happy then.

cheers


With regard to "ham radio and indie singles", didn't realise you were a Foreigner fan, Doomie.


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Can you say the same?

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Re: Injury problems to be sorted.

Postby MilnersJaw » Wed Jul 02, 2014 1:34 pm

does it come with a rodwell for demonstration purposes?
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