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Agent Van Gaal

Postby AG7 » Wed May 07, 2014 9:46 am

Apparently has agreed a deal to become the new Scum manager ... (breaking news on talkShite right now).

Mixed feelings about this one ... but then anyone would be worse (better for them) than Moyes ...

But at least his involvement in with World Cup would be a good distraction over the summer in terms of them having to build up, signings, proper pre-season planning/training etc.
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Re: Agent Van Gaal

Postby saulman » Wed May 07, 2014 9:50 am

He's just the second rung on the ladder down. Plenty more to go.
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Re: Agent Van Gaal

Postby gillie » Wed May 07, 2014 10:02 am

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No announcement from #mufc on new manager until the season has finished.
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Re: Agent Van Gaal

Postby Peter Doherty (AGAIG) » Wed May 07, 2014 10:05 am

'The bad-tempered one'. This could be lots of fun, he's barking.
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Re: Agent Van Gaal

Postby Wonderwall » Wed May 07, 2014 10:34 am

The main thing is, Agent "woodward" AKA Glazer Puppet, is still there having gone under the radar after Agent Moyes was exposed.

Lets see how the transfer market raids go this summer
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Re: Agent Van Gaal

Postby john@staustell » Wed May 07, 2014 10:50 am

Peter Doherty (AGAIG) wrote:'The bad-tempered one'. This could be lots of fun, he's barking.


Utter disaster waiting to happen. Fergie was the last of the old-style, Clough-style managers. Players just wont take it any more.
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Re: Agent Van Gaal

Postby Original Dub » Wed May 07, 2014 11:11 am

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Re: Agent Van Gaal

Postby Ted Hughes » Wed May 07, 2014 11:40 am

As manager, Giggs has conducted himself with a certain amount of dignity, not disrespected their rivals & a reasonable sense of humour.

So no chance he was going to get the fucking job.
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Re: Agent Van Gaal

Postby lets all have a disco » Wed May 07, 2014 11:51 am

NEXT.......................

Then another one..............

And another....................
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Re: Agent Van Gaal

Postby Crossie » Wed May 07, 2014 11:57 am

If Giggs wins again that's great because he will be remembered fondly and when Van Gaal doesn't start well, mumblings about how good Giggs was will stir quickly and divide the fans again

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Re: Agent Van Gaal

Postby Peter Doherty (AGAIG) » Wed May 07, 2014 12:12 pm

Chortle:

[youtube]6Sviu9l3bew[/youtube]
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Re: Agent Van Gaal

Postby gmercer1 » Wed May 07, 2014 12:34 pm

Peter Doherty (AGAIG) wrote:Chortle:

[youtube]6Sviu9l3bew[/youtube]


Lost large dummy. If found please send back to "The Swamp"
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Re: Agent Van Gaal

Postby AG7 » Wed May 07, 2014 12:35 pm

Peter Doherty (AGAIG) wrote:Chortle: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Sviu9l3bew">YouTube Link</a>


ROFL ... welcome Mr. VG, welcome :)
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Re: Agent Van Gaal

Postby avoidconfusion » Wed May 07, 2014 12:47 pm

I can tell you, after living in the Netherlands and being German, we have some VERY entertaining times ahead of us when it comes to Van Gaal and the press/media and interviews!
so now as every enemy circles our city
sour and sore, we swear war
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Re: Agent Van Gaal

Postby mr_nool » Wed May 07, 2014 12:53 pm

avoidconfusion wrote:I can tell you, after living in the Netherlands and being German, we have some VERY entertaining times ahead of us when it comes to Van Gaal and the press/media and interviews!


Are you still in Rotterdam, by the way, or did your move to the UK happen?
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Re: Agent Van Gaal

Postby DoomMerchant » Wed May 07, 2014 1:21 pm

mr_nool wrote:
Are you still in Rotterdam, by the way, or did your move to the UK happen?


More importantly how did you fix the "being German" thingy? Do they have a cure for that or it is terminal?

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Re: Agent Van Gaal

Postby avoidconfusion » Wed May 07, 2014 1:29 pm

DoomMerchant wrote:
mr_nool wrote:
Are you still in Rotterdam, by the way, or did your move to the UK happen?


More importantly how did you fix the "being German" thingy? Do they have a cure for that or it is terminal?

Cheers


I moved to the UK about 2.5 years ago, first to the North (Chapel-en-le-Frith) but then had to relocate South for my job.

I fixed the being German thing by marrying a Brit and buying a sense of humour on ebay! :)
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Re: Agent Van Gaal

Postby Avalon » Wed May 07, 2014 2:46 pm

avoidconfusion wrote:
DoomMerchant wrote:
mr_nool wrote:
Are you still in Rotterdam, by the way, or did your move to the UK happen?


More importantly how did you fix the "being German" thingy? Do they have a cure for that or it is terminal?

Cheers


I moved to the UK about 2.5 years ago, first to the North (Chapel-en-le-Frith) but then had to relocate South for my job.

I fixed the being German thing by marrying a Brit and buying a sense of humour on ebay! :)


Did you give the Dutch back their bikes as well?

LVG is brilliant in interviews. Argues, as well as gives the journalists a lot of shit.
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Re: Agent Van Gaal

Postby avoidconfusion » Wed May 07, 2014 4:06 pm

The Dutch can fuck off I am keeping the bikes!
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Re: Agent Van Gaal

Postby MilnersJaw » Wed May 07, 2014 5:10 pm

they still have a shit load of garbage players.

garbage plus no more bacon face favours and they will still be mid table.

the rags will not spend 100 150 or 200 mil in the summer.

they will spend 50 mill at best.
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