David Moyes appreciation thread.

[sheikh it all about]

Thank you for a season of comedy gold. All good things come to an end but it was royally entertaining while it lasted.

[patrickblue]

First time Everton, Manchester City and Liverpool have beaten United home & away since Premier League's inception
First time Everton have beaten United home and away since 1969-70
First time Everton & Liverpool have ever done a league double over United in the same season
First time Man City & Liverpool have beaten United home & away since Premier League's inception
First time United conceded a first-minute goal in the Premier League (Edin Dzeko for Manchester City)
United are guaranteed to finish the season with their lowest ever Premier League points tally
United fail to qualify for the Champions League for the first time since 1995
United's worst home league form for over a decade
Suffered three defeats in a row for the first time since 2001 this season
Eliminated in the FA Cup third round - something which happened just once under Ferguson
First ever home defeat to Swansea this term
First home defeat to Newcastle since 1972
First home defeat to West Brom since 1978
First league defeat to Stoke since 1984

Love you David!

You forgot about never losing to a Greek side.

[Beefymcfc]

Has Elephant Man done enough with Hull this season to get the gig?

[Chopper]

Not good enough to be honest

Should we sack him?

[roblues]

Some very nice stats there. Has anybody worked out whether this will be the worst ever defence of a Premier League title?

Worst ever title defence since Blackburn slipped from top to seventh 95-96

They have to win two of their last four just to match Blackburn's points total from that year, and Blackburn only finished 21 points off the top.

[lovecity8utd]

My favourite memory of Davey was the post match interview after we had beaten them at the swamp and he admitted that we were e team that the scum should aspire to be. Couldn't have been better scripted if it had been written by our pr department.

So long Davey, I will miss you.

[sheblue]

Gone but not forgotten. A very sad day.

[Hutch's Shoulder]

If ever a man deserved a 10m payoff .....

[michaelcityfan]

A wonderful manager probably best ever rag manager, wonder if they'll go for Pulis now.

[Twobob]

Statue of him outside the ground - will at least scare the gypo's away! ;-)

[Chopper]

Dear David,

As my tears flow I write this letter to you with deepest support and thanks for your efforts. I find quite sad the behavior of your former employers. They groomed you and thrust you into the spotlight with no regard for your future or well being. You revolutionized the training world when you added the ipads and secured 2 world class players at a great rate and successfully negotiated a new contract for your unsettled star player. How did they repay your love? With treachery, just like your former employers. Promising you time support and money yet giving you nothing in abundance. You will rise above and face those snakes again Davey mark my words and you will get three points(or a draw) every time. If you need anything let me know. And remember.........

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[Pretty Boy Lee]

First time Everton, Manchester City and Liverpool have beaten United home & away since Premier League's inception First time Everton have beaten United home and away since 1969-70 First time Everton & Liverpool have ever done a league double over United in the same season First time Man City & Liverpool have beaten United home & away since Premier League's inception First time United conceded a first-minute goal in the Premier League (Edin Dzeko for Manchester City) United are guaranteed to finish the season with their lowest ever Premier League points tally United fail to qualify for the Champions League for the first time since 1995 United's worst home league form for over a decade Suffered three defeats in a row for the first time since 2001 this season Eliminated in the FA Cup third round - something which happened just once under Ferguson First ever home defeat to Swansea this term First home defeat to Newcastle since 1972 First home defeat to West Brom since 1978 First league defeat to Stoke since 1984 Love you David!

Stolen

[dick dastardley]

Jurgen klopp has ruled himself out of the swamp job, but says his brother klipperty is very interested!!!

[sheikh it all about]

Jurgen klopp has ruled himself out of the swamp job, but says his brother klipperty is very interested!!!

It got one or two titters on Bluemoon yesterday so must be worth a try on here.

[michaelcityfan]

I'm devastated a great man like that cast aside. Ill miss his incompetence and lack of tactical ability. Wonder where he will end up perhaps at Palace after the scum sign Pulis!! Still I hear they are donating the banner to the museum of football. Pity I thought we could rescue it and put in our stadium as a memorial to this the greatest of scum managers.
Cant wait for the "welsh wizard" (Merlin I assume they mean) to manage for the rest of the season no doubt starting by instilling some family values and integrity into the team.

I hope they get themselves another manager of the same ability as Moyes. They truly deserve one.

[john@staustell]

I'm already working on agent Van Gaal.

Last time he left Barcelona they were 3 places off the relegation zone!

[Original Dub]

I'm already working on agent Van Gaal.

Last time he left Barcelona they were 3 places off the relegation zone!

Exactly!

[nottsblue]

Louis van Gaal I would not be worried out.

Ancelotti however is a different matter. They would challenge fir league next year imo if he went there

[RodneyRodney]

I'm already working on agent Van Gaal.

Last time he left Barcelona they were 3 places off the relegation zone!

Some of the management selection committee already expressing concern about Van Gaal. . .

[RodneyRodney]

Frank Farina's available.
And David , there's a job open at Sydney FC.