Fellaini

[Foreverinbluedreams]

De Gea took time to settle but is now an established keeper in the prem. Miles better distributer of the ball than Joe and an excellent shop stopper. Jones has no identity as a player as they use him all over the place. They need to make a decision on where he is best playing and leave him there. Would take RVP as back up and would defo take Jacuzzi.

Whoever goes in there has one hell of a rebuilding job to do. Will they get enough money to do it?

Really? Three times I saw him kick the ball straight out of play in the last derby. God forbid Joe kicked it straight out 3 times in one game, his head would be on a pike outside the Etihad.

De Gea's passing stats overall are better than Hart's but at 56% success rate they're still not great and bear in mind that's having the bog brush to aim his kicks at too.

[Chopper]

De Gea took time to settle but is now an established keeper in the prem. Miles better distributer of the ball than Joe and an excellent shop stopper. Jones has no identity as a player as they use him all over the place. They need to make a decision on where he is best playing and leave him there. Would take RVP as back up and would defo take Jacuzzi.

Whoever goes in there has one hell of a rebuilding job to do. Will they get enough money to do it?

Really? Three times I saw him kick the ball straight out of play in the last derby. God forbid Joe kicked it straight out 3 times in one game, his head would be on a pike outside the Etihad.

De Gea's passing stats overall are better than Hart's but at 56% success rate they're still not great and bear in mind that's having the bog brush to aim his kicks at too.

Theres not one single player on the rags that I would take. I can think of at least one on each of the other 18 teams. I hope that every single players returns for next season and rots their wage bill.

[AG7]

Serious question: Will toilet brush be put up for sale now? If yes, who'd come for him and for how much?

My own answer would be: Yes (yard sale), a newly promoted side, and for £27m

[AG7]

Serious question: Will toilet brush be put up for sale now? If yes, who'd come for him and for how much? My own answer would be: Yes (yard sale), a newly promoted side, and for £27m

Ooops ... I missed a . in there ... £2.7m

[Chopper]

He should be a stage dancer for the happy mondays.

[Pretty Boy Lee]

Theres not one single player on the rags that I would take. I can think of at least one on each of the other 18 teams. I hope that every single players returns for next season and rots their wage bill.

This makes me sad knowing a group of players we'd turn our noses at own the title without a right from us last year.

[sheikh it all about]

One young player we are being linked with who I would sign in a heartbeat, is Iker Muniain. He has stunk the place out sometimes & failed to live upto his ability..... It would be a gamble, as for some reason he looks a shadow of the player he was, but ....

Sales pitch of the year?


;)

[Benjay]

Theres not one single player on the rags that I would take. I can think of at least one on each of the other 18 teams. I hope that every single players returns for next season and rots their wage bill.

Who would you take from Norwich?

[john@staustell]

Theres not one single player on the rags that I would take. I can think of at least one on each of the other 18 teams. I hope that every single players returns for next season and rots their wage bill.

Who would you take from Norwich?

Jonny Howson?

[Bridge'srightfoot]

I'd certainly take De Gea, a big upgrade on Hart for the last couple of seasons but that's about it.

[patrickblue]

I'll probably (definitely) cop a load of shit for this, but I reckon Wellbeck could do a job for us as a squad player if we could get him on the cheap. Good movement, good attitude, works his bollocks off and can play in a couple of positions. Not a world-beater but ideal for a long season in four competitions. Plus he's English, (quite) young and rumoured to be pissed off at the Swamp.

We should have the feelers out for Christian Eriksen and Luke Shaw as well.

Is that why he's playing centre forward for England?

[Dubciteh]

Theres not one single player on the rags that I would take. I can think of at least one on each of the other 18 teams. I hope that every single players returns for next season and rots their wage bill.

Who would you take from Norwich?

Jonny Howson?

Garrido! Always liked him, decent second choice left back!!

Also wes hoolahan, the irish david silva!:P

[Mikhail Chigorin]

Loads of people on here wanted us to sign Fellaini.

Now nobody wants him.

Fickle if you ask me.

What are your thoughts, Ted, with regards to Fellaini and your suggestion for a "cheeky bid" ??

Could he be converted to a centre-back to partner Vinnie (also useful going upfield for set-pieces and corners), or would you prefer to see him used as an out-and-out defensive midfielder who could, if circumstances ever necessitated it, fill in at centre-forward when injuries took their toll on our normal attackers ??

[Hazy2]

City fans openly talking about signing scum players, Fuck me, that is it, we are Fucked.

[jimtolmie_tache]

City fans openly talking about signing scum players, Fuck me, that is it, we are Fucked.

Plenty keen on signing Rooney a while back.

But a joke player like Fellaini, no thanks.

[Bridge'srightfoot]

City fans openly talking about signing scum players, Fuck me, that is it, we are Fucked.

I said I'd take De Gea. Which I would. He's an excellent keeper and it would certainly annoy them.
Wouldn't want any of their others apart from maybe Mata.

It won't happen though.

[nottsblue]

I'd swap Mata for Nasri. Seems to be involved more in final third somehow. This is based on Chelsea of course as Gollum didn't know where tobplay him.

Also Jones for Nastasic. Young and can play a number of roles and with time could be turned into a good defender. I fear Nastasic may never be suited to Prem

Janujazz for Navas. Again, younger and has pace which he isn't afraid to use.

[AG7]

I'd swap Mata for Nasri. Seems to be involved more in final third somehow. This is based on Chelsea of course as Gollum didn't know where tobplay him. Also Jones for Nastasic. Young and can play a number of roles and with time could be turned into a good defender. I fear Nastasic may never be suited to Prem Janujazz for Navas. Again, younger and has pace which he isn't afraid to use.

This Jones you are talking about ... who is he?

And in other news Januzaj has decided to play for Belgium ... wonder what Komps has to do with it ... surely he's in Manchester and he must have spoken to the national teams captain before their national manager went on and announced that he'll represent Belgium.

[MilnersJaw]

I'd swap Mata for Nasri. Seems to be involved more in final third somehow. This is based on Chelsea of course as Gollum didn't know where tobplay him.

Also Jones for Nastasic. Young and can play a number of roles and with time could be turned into a good defender. I fear Nastasic may never be suited to Prem

Janujazz for Navas. Again, younger and has pace which he isn't afraid to use.

What da fuck. Jones is a joke of a defender, complete Shite who doesn't show any signs he could move from Shite to average.

Jizzinyoureye another overrated rag player. Scored two goals against the worse team in the league and since then has looked like a complete spastic who can only dive. Even moysie saw him as useless and didn't even include him his sqauds no more.

[Chopper]

Theres not one single player on the rags that I would take. I can think of at least one on each of the other 18 teams. I hope that every single players returns for next season and rots their wage bill.

Who would you take from Norwich?

John Ruddy