New Silva Song

[zuricity]

made me literally lol, was having a bad day so thank you!

Yes that one line about mountains in Africa is almost as evocative as the Bonzo's "I studied the swell of her enormous boobs and said 'Baby you're so far ahead it's Beautiful!' ".

[Breks]

I'm proud not to have known that!

Why? Classic 90s dance tune

[Slim]

I'm proud not to have known that!

Why? Classic 90s dance tune

The quoted lyrics are pretty widely accepted as the worst in the history of music. And that's a hell of a list to top.

[Hutch's Shoulder]

The quoted lyrics are pretty widely accepted as the worst in the history of music. And that's a hell of a list to top.

I would contend that the following is worse:

Ra-ra-Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone;
Ra-ra-Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine,
It was a shame how he carried on.

No Silva lyrics to that tune please!

[Wonderwall]

The quoted lyrics are pretty widely accepted as the worst in the history of music. And that's a hell of a list to top.

I would contend that the following is worse:

Ra-ra-Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone;
Ra-ra-Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine,
It was a shame how he carried on.

No Silva lyrics to that tune please!

OK I apologise

Ya-Ya Midfield Machine
Best midfielder ever seen
When he shoots he scores a goal or two

Ya-Ya Midfield Machine
Hes just great at everything
But, Yaya Toure what does he do?

[Foreverinbluedreams]

The quoted lyrics are pretty widely accepted as the worst in the history of music. And that's a hell of a list to top.

I would contend that the following is worse:

Ra-ra-Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone;
Ra-ra-Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine,
It was a shame how he carried on.

No Silva lyrics to that tune please!

Ok if you insist,

Ra-ra Dave Silva
Magician of the Spanish team
You think you've got him but then he's gone
Ra-ra Dave Silva
Spain's greatest assist machine
When on his game he is the Don

Don't blame me, Hutch's Shoulder made me do it.

[Slim]

The quoted lyrics are pretty widely accepted as the worst in the history of music. And that's a hell of a list to top.

I would contend that the following is worse:

Ra-ra-Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone;
Ra-ra-Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine,
It was a shame how he carried on.

No Silva lyrics to that tune please!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2274009/Worst-lyric-of-all-time-Im-serious-as-cancer-when-I-say-rhythm-is-a-dancer.html

Please show me a poll where your example was voted the worst? I am not saying it's the worst I am saying it was widely held as the worst. You want to put your opinions about lyrics, there is a long fucking thread in OT where you can bitch about it all you like.

[Hutch's Shoulder]

[url="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2274009/Worst-lyric-of-all-time-Im-serious-as-cancer-when-I-say-rhythm-is-a-dancer.html"]http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2274009/Worst-lyric-of-all-time-Im-serious-as-cancer-when-I-say-rhythm-is-a-dancer.html[/url] Please show me a poll where your example was voted the worst? I am not saying it's the worst I am saying it was widely held as the worst. You want to put your opinions about lyrics, there is a long fucking thread in OT where you can bitch about it all you like.

Oops! It was a light-hearted Friday afternoon at work comment......

[Wonderwall]

[url="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2274009/Worst-lyric-of-all-time-Im-serious-as-cancer-when-I-say-rhythm-is-a-dancer.html"]http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2274009/Worst-lyric-of-all-time-Im-serious-as-cancer-when-I-say-rhythm-is-a-dancer.html[/url] Please show me a poll where your example was voted the worst? I am not saying it's the worst I am saying it was widely held as the worst. You want to put your opinions about lyrics, there is a long fucking thread in OT where you can bitch about it all you like.

Oops! It was a light-hearted Friday afternoon at work comment......

careful Hutch, he is on his period

[Slim]

[url="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2274009/Worst-lyric-of-all-time-Im-serious-as-cancer-when-I-say-rhythm-is-a-dancer.html"]http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2274009/Worst-lyric-of-all-time-Im-serious-as-cancer-when-I-say-rhythm-is-a-dancer.html[/url] Please show me a poll where your example was voted the worst? I am not saying it's the worst I am saying it was widely held as the worst. You want to put your opinions about lyrics, there is a long fucking thread in OT where you can bitch about it all you like.

Oops! It was a light-hearted Friday afternoon at work comment......

careful Hutch, he is on his period

System purge I suspect is similar, so yes I am...and I would murder my own brother for a coffee right now.

Oh look.

[zuricity]

System purge I suspect is similar, so yes I am...and I would murder my own brother for a coffee right now.

Oh look.

System or full core dump ?

[nottsblue]

OK I apologise

Ya-Ya Midfield Machine
Best midfielder ever seen
When he shoots he scores a goal or two

Ya-Ya Midfield Machine
Hes just great at everything
But, Yaya Toure what does he do?

Like

[leomcfc]

Dave dave where ever he may be
Number 21 for man cityeee
An he can pick a pass, that you won't believe
Cos dave is the best the world will see

[Hutch's Shoulder]

Now I get it .... Friday is karaoke night on the forum!

[budfox]

David Essex fans will surely remember Silva Dream Machine.

[Joeythelips]

David Essex fans will surely remember Silva Dream Machine.

Are there any "fans" of David Essex?