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Re: Is Michael Owen the worst co commentator

Postby gmercer1 » Wed Jan 29, 2014 9:44 pm

He surely can't have any friends!
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Re: Is Michael Owen the worst co commentator

Postby ashton287 » Wed Jan 29, 2014 9:45 pm

I don't know if I feel a bit sorry for him or if I want to smash his boring fucking face in.
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Re: Is Michael Owen the worst co commentator

Postby Original Dub » Wed Jan 29, 2014 9:50 pm

If the cunt ever moved to sky and worked alongside tyler I'd kick my fucking tv in.
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Re: Is Michael Owen the worst co commentator

Postby Cocacolajojo1 » Wed Jan 29, 2014 9:55 pm

He can't be far from the worst at least.

Although, today he did not say "Tell you what" a single time. This made me happy. Ohm.
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Re: Is Michael Owen the worst co commentator

Postby cartesr » Wed Jan 29, 2014 9:57 pm

Drone drone drone ear drums bleeding and vertigo from the feckin tv pictures
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Re: Is Michael Owen the worst co commentator

Postby branny » Wed Jan 29, 2014 10:00 pm

Nottsblue - you really need us to answer? Him and Chiles I can't listen to. With itv I won't watch until the game has started. On bt I watch on mute.
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Re: Is Michael Owen the worst co commentator

Postby City64 » Wed Jan 29, 2014 10:06 pm

Owen and the other cunt were truely diabolical tonight , both absolutely done my fucking head in !
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Re: Is Michael Owen the worst co commentator

Postby gillie » Wed Jan 29, 2014 10:18 pm

Just goes to show when you join the cunts at the swamp you are cunt forever thereafter.Worst co-commentator ever and that's a fucking fact.
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Re: Is Michael Owen the worst co commentator

Postby Mike J » Wed Jan 29, 2014 10:24 pm

an utter disgrace tonight.
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Re: Is Michael Owen the worst co commentator

Postby Twobob » Wed Jan 29, 2014 11:02 pm

Totally and utterly different game listening to MoTD compared to the diatribe Owen spewed out - the Rose 'dive' was against Zabba and yet Owen went on about Yaya having to be careful as he shouldn't have made a challenge like that!

He's fucking blind as well as crippled!
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Re: Is Michael Owen the worst co commentator

Postby bigblue » Thu Jan 30, 2014 12:32 am

If you haven't seen it yet, further proof that Owen is a complete nob:

[youtube]WqOxNspUPyE[/youtube]
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Re: Is Michael Owen the worst co commentator

Postby Mike J » Thu Jan 30, 2014 10:03 am

bigblue wrote:If you haven't seen it yet, further proof that Owen is a complete nob:

[youtube]WqOxNspUPyE[/youtube]


I actually remember watching this when i was younger and even then thinking what a complete cock.
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Re: Is Michael Owen the worst co commentator

Postby Goaters 103 » Thu Jan 30, 2014 10:30 am

He needs to have a word with Neville about how to hide your prejudices whilst commentating. He was so against City last night it was laughable, to the point where I simply turned the sound down.

The pleasing thing is that I don't actually pay for BT Sport so Im not funding that utter twit in any way.

His analysis of Dawson blatantly taking a swing at Aguero was one of the most biased, one sided, comical pieces of work in football commentating history.
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Re: Is Michael Owen the worst co commentator

Postby Dameerto » Thu Jan 30, 2014 10:31 am

Don't forget this is the guy who tried to tell everyone he didn't have a history of injuries while looking for a club. Did he think we all have goldfish memories?
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Re: Is Michael Owen the worst co commentator

Postby Mike J » Thu Jan 30, 2014 10:53 am

Pretty much laughed off Adebayors stamp on Demichalis
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Re: Is Michael Owen the worst co commentator

Postby Benjay » Thu Jan 30, 2014 11:24 am

After a promising start to his career this was the bloke who was happy to warm the bench for most of his career in return for shits loads of money that is probably in the bank account of Ladbrokes by now. His benchwarming makes Wayne Bridge not seem so bad....perhaps thats going too far.
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Re: Is Michael Owen the worst co commentator

Postby john@staustell » Thu Jan 30, 2014 11:46 am

Mike J wrote:Pretty much laughed off Adebayors stamp on Demichalis


Sort of thing that should attarct an FA charge. Or is that only when the commentators make a fuss of it? Like when Glen Whelan tried to break Javi Garcia's leg and the FA ignored it?
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Re: Is Michael Owen the worst co commentator

Postby Beefymcfc » Thu Jan 30, 2014 12:21 pm

The spineless little cunt! Some of his comments last night were pathetic, trying to explain why it's not wrong to stamp on another player or everytime it looked like a call for us, how it wasn't.

Not a handball for me.

Nowhere near his arm, why is he clutching his face?

Not offside.

No penalty.

We all have a view of things but this cunt only seems to have a Rag one. What makes it worse is that he is also shit at commentating and the opening piece where he went through the teams had me cringing as he spoke like a robot reading a script.
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Re: Is Michael Owen the worst co commentator

Postby Cocacolajojo1 » Thu Jan 30, 2014 12:40 pm

bigblue wrote:If you haven't seen it yet, further proof that Owen is a complete nob:

[youtube]WqOxNspUPyE[/youtube]


Wow... just wow...
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Re: Is Michael Owen the worst co commentator

Postby Twobob » Thu Jan 30, 2014 2:35 pm

Beefymcfc wrote:The spineless little cunt! Some of his comments last night were pathetic, trying to explain why it's not wrong to stamp on another player or everytime it looked like a call for us, how it wasn't. Not a handball for me. Nowhere near his arm, why is he clutching his face? Not offside. No penalty. We all have a view of things but this cunt only seems to have a Rag one. What makes it worse is that he is also shit at commentating and the opening piece where he went through the teams had me cringing as he spoke like a robot reading a script.


And dont forget the 'yaya needs to be careful he's on a yellow and shouldn't do challenges like that' when Rose dived just outside our box and it was Zabba who 'fouled' him!

How the fuck do you confuse those two?!?
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