Is Michael Owen the worst co commentator

[Benjay]

I got rid of BT. The analysis by Owen and McPointalot wound me up.

[sandman]

He lacks intelligance, charisma and he is the most boring person alive.

He got the job because of where he has played, he has absolutley no right behind a microphone, he just doesnt have a brain.

[blue 68]

Bores me shitless, he's been stealing a living for some time now.....

[branny]

I can't listen to his monotone droning.

[Peter Doherty (AGAIG)]

Alan 'cunt' Green is the worst by a mile. Owen is the young Jedi in waiting thou

There's the undertone of bigotry to Green's commentaries that Owen will never achieve. However, Owen does bring his own idiosyncratic brand of denseness to proceedings that I think will be the making of him in the years to come.

[ayrshireblue]

One of my favourites from Owen was in the Arsenal game. He said Negredo had took a poor touch but the ball sat up perfectly for him. Such a shame the poor boy doesn't understand the difference between a poor touch and a perfect set up touch. More interested in horses though isn't he?

[zabbadabbado]

Cant believe i have missed this thread,i wanted to start one about this cunt.

He is fucking dreadful,not only is his commentary unashamedly biased,His commentary is littered with fucking idiotically stupid and retarded euphemisms that make no fucking sense what so ever.The last game i watched he said the player got a bit off the ball but not enough ?,i mean wtf does that mean ?,he either got the fucking ball or he didn't the silly backward twat. it Is like this every fucking week.Not only that his annoying grating voice gets right on my tits,its like he is commentating with a fucking big vibrator shoved up his chocolate star on full power. For now i have started watching games he comments on with mute.Worse commentator ever,just dreadful.

[Blue Since 76]

He just called us the filth. He nearly did it earlier as well. Let's hope he injures his vocal chords soon

[Original Dub]

He just called us the filth. He nearly did it earlier as well. Let's hope he injures his vocal chords soon

Heard that.

Pathetic little prick has them permanently on his scummy mind

[AG7]

He just called us the filth. He nearly did it earlier as well. Let's hope he injures his vocal chords soon

Yeah I caught that twice today ... and once in his last game for us ...

[Ted Hughes]

The worst one for me was that he ended up being right about testing Pantillimon lower down, but he was suggesting it from headers where people are just basically trying to get the ball on target; as if they think 'hmm I'll head this corner down' when a fucking set piece comes in.

Really annoying monotonous bollocks.

[Blue in the face]

Gives midgets a bad name.

[sidSmith]

What a tit Owen is!

[nottsblue]

After that late tackle which the rag got a red for, Owen actually just said the Swansea player wasn't hurt as it was a glancing blow and was milking it. How many times did that cunt visit the treatment room. Unbelievable

[Original Dub]

Jesus it's so hard to listen to him.

Completely different to tyler in that he doesn't have the mental capacity to give veiled digs.

He is like a wind up cliché doll. They made mistake getting him in because they had the right idea - get a young, recently retired footballer because they'll keep it fresh.

Unfortunately for them, Michael has no personality, so has decided to try copy the commentators he grew up listening to.

It's a funny old game. Isn't it Michael?

[bigblue]

Not surprising that he doesn't understand sarcasm either:

https://twitter.com/BBCSporf/status/419887831926853633

he also managed to say "patrick evra" "chicharita" even though he was on the same team as them for years... woeful

[Original Dub]

Not surprising that he doesn't understand sarcasm either:

https://twitter.com/BBCSporf/status/419887831926853633

he also managed to say "patrick evra" "chicharita" even though he was on the same team as them for years... woeful

Fuck, that's embarrassing !

[walmai]

Sums up how much of a complete gormless gump he is:

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10 minutes of Michael Owen, in one video?

Are you insane?

I swear employing him as a commentator is some knowing in-joke that the rest of the public somehow hasn't understood.

[Twobob]

What do we expect from someone who had to make a catalogue of himself the fucking Mexican bum wank!!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... riker.html

[I Just Blue Myself]

Is this a 'Traits Michael Owen does not posses'-Bingo?



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