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by bigblue » Sun Jan 05, 2014 6:35 pm
Not surprising that he doesn't understand sarcasm either:
https://twitter.com/BBCSporf/status/419887831926853633he also managed to say "patrick evra" "chicharita" even though he was on the same team as them for years... woeful
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by Original Dub » Tue Jan 07, 2014 4:38 pm
Fuck, that's embarrassing !
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by walmai » Tue Jan 07, 2014 9:41 pm
bigblue wrote:Sums up how much of a complete gormless gump he is:
[youtube]uD-LjX_K9Cg[/youtube]
10 minutes of Michael Owen,
in one video?
Are you insane?
I swear employing him as a commentator is some knowing in-joke that the rest of the public somehow hasn't understood.
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by Twobob » Wed Jan 08, 2014 12:13 am
What do we expect from someone who had to make a catalogue of himself the fucking Mexican bum wank!!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... riker.html
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by I Just Blue Myself » Wed Jan 08, 2014 12:28 am
Is this a 'Traits Michael Owen does not posses'-Bingo?
BINGO! BINGO! BINGO!
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by Twobob » Wed Jan 08, 2014 12:30 am
I Just Blue Myself wrote:Is this a 'Traits Michael Owen does not posses'-Bingo? BINGO! BINGO! BINGO!
House!
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by I Just Blue Myself » Wed Jan 08, 2014 12:35 am
Jesus Christ, the medical report is a goldmine.
"I was asked to see Michael Owen by David James in 2006. I had just rehabilitated Kieron Dyer from his hamstring problems. This culminated in Newcastle receiving £7m for Kieron from West Ham United."
Rehabilitated Kiero Fuckin' Dyer. In 2006. He also goes on mentioning Dean Ashton. Now there's a guy you'll want medical treatment from.
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by nottsblue » Wed Jan 29, 2014 9:13 pm
If there was any doubt he has laid any ghosts to rest tonight. Possibly his worst match
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by Twobob » Wed Jan 29, 2014 9:13 pm
nottsblue wrote:If there was any doubt he has laid any ghosts to rest tonight. Possibly his worst match
He wins hands down!!!
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by Wooders » Wed Jan 29, 2014 9:20 pm
Yes - of all time, no doubt
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by gmercer1 » Wed Jan 29, 2014 9:44 pm
He surely can't have any friends!
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by ashton287 » Wed Jan 29, 2014 9:45 pm
I don't know if I feel a bit sorry for him or if I want to smash his boring fucking face in.
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by Original Dub » Wed Jan 29, 2014 9:50 pm
If the cunt ever moved to sky and worked alongside tyler I'd kick my fucking tv in.
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by Cocacolajojo1 » Wed Jan 29, 2014 9:55 pm
He can't be far from the worst at least.
Although, today he did not say "Tell you what" a single time. This made me happy. Ohm.
"I used to be 6 foot 2 with curly hair, look what it's done to me"
"In my career so far it's the most important goal. You score the goal in the last minute to win the title. You're not sure if that's ever going to happen in your career again. I wish I could tell you how I did it but I can't. I thought for all the world that Mario was going to have a go himself but he just moved it on one more and it fell at my feet and I just thought: 'Hit the target, hit it as hard as you can and hit the target.' And it went in."
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by cartesr » Wed Jan 29, 2014 9:57 pm
Drone drone drone ear drums bleeding and vertigo from the feckin tv pictures
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by branny » Wed Jan 29, 2014 10:00 pm
Nottsblue - you really need us to answer? Him and Chiles I can't listen to. With itv I won't watch until the game has started. On bt I watch on mute.
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by City64 » Wed Jan 29, 2014 10:06 pm
Owen and the other cunt were truely diabolical tonight , both absolutely done my fucking head in !
Not really here
Fuck VAR
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by gillie » Wed Jan 29, 2014 10:18 pm
Just goes to show when you join the cunts at the swamp you are cunt forever thereafter.Worst co-commentator ever and that's a fucking fact.
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by Mike J » Wed Jan 29, 2014 10:24 pm
an utter disgrace tonight.
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by Twobob » Wed Jan 29, 2014 11:02 pm
Totally and utterly different game listening to MoTD compared to the diatribe Owen spewed out - the Rose 'dive' was against Zabba and yet Owen went on about Yaya having to be careful as he shouldn't have made a challenge like that!
He's fucking blind as well as crippled!
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