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Nostradamus here.

Hello Nostradamus. I hope you're not joining the PL predictor. Or if you are that you'll share your winnings.

What's this about him bumming a 17-year-old? Do we always need a fucking paedo on the wing?

Fidel Castro wrote:What's this about him bumming a 17-year-old? Do we always need a fucking paedo on the wing?

She's Lionel Richie's daughter.

All. Night. Long. Yeah.

Anyway she's a model so there's a decent percentage chance that she's potentially been sexually abused by older men and women for 3-4 years already and could have a coke problem and might even love loads of pills.

A lesbian French duke midget won't be the worst of her issues.

Cheers

Gringo Twatburger wrote:

Fidel Castro wrote:What's this about him bumming a 17-year-old? Do we always need a fucking paedo on the wing?

She's Lionel Richie's daughter.

All. Night. Long. Yeah.

Anyway she's a model so there's a decent percentage chance that she's potentially been sexually abused by older men and women for 3-4 years already and could have a coke problem and might even love loads of pills.

A lesbian French duke midget won't be the worst of her issues.

Cheers

Just when I thought your "humor" couldn't get much worse. If you're gonna be blatantly disgusting at least have a fucking punchline.

Fidel Castro wrote:What's this about him bumming a 17-year-old? Do we always need a fucking paedo on the wing?

I think that was Fatty Arbuckle too, there are a lot of similarities!

Even though he looks like a lesbian, he seems to be a trend setter - Messi has dyed his hair blond as well. Think I read an interview once where Messi said his childhood hero was Samir

Fat fucker training on his own apparently

Not among those"pictured" going to Sweden, according to MEN

john@staustell wrote:Not among those"pictured" going to Sweden, according to MEN

Brilliant news!

Mase wrote:

john@staustell wrote:Not among those"pictured" going to Sweden, according to MEN

Brilliant news!

No bony or otter euther

I wonder whether Nasri will play again for us. I think I would now be surprised if he did

nottsblue wrote:I wonder whether Nasri will play again for us. I think I would now be surprised if he did

I hope he does. He has far more class than Sterling for e.g. He retains possession well and creates and chips in with the odd big goal now and again.

There's no doubt he is a fine footballer on his day. But let's be honest if he played this season and had 50 assists and 25 goals he would still never be forgiven for the derby day duck.

he asked not to go as he had a booking at red hot world buffet this sunday. made it ages before the arsenal game was scheduled....

Pep's in charge Samir.

Pretty Boy Lee wrote:

Gringo Twatburger wrote:

Fidel Castro wrote:What's this about him bumming a 17-year-old? Do we always need a fucking paedo on the wing?

She's Lionel Richie's daughter.

All. Night. Long. Yeah.

Anyway she's a model so there's a decent percentage chance that she's potentially been sexually abused by older men and women for 3-4 years already and could have a coke problem and might even love loads of pills.

A lesbian French duke midget won't be the worst of her issues.

Cheers

Just when I thought your "humor" couldn't get much worse. If you're gonna be blatantly disgusting at least have a fucking punchline.

I'm not sure why you thought I was making a joke.

Cheers

I hope they fine him for every week he's overweight as well - just because he's been injured it's no reason to let himself go, if he's not maintaining his resale value then he's in breach of his contract.

I had hopes Pep would have been good for him. Ribbery does not
seem to be a fan of Peps, maybe Samir is just destined to be that type of marmite character.

Hazy2 wrote:I had hopes Pep would have been good for him. Ribbery does not
seem to be a fan of Peps, maybe Samir is just destined to be that type of marmite character.

Ribery with Pep at Bayern



After he left




So, I hope Nasri is not like that, even if he forgot how to play football since 2014.