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Garcias Wages

PostPosted: Sun Nov 10, 2013 5:53 pm
by nottsblue
Does anyone know how much he ges a week? Do you think if we club together and raise the amount he currently gets he might stay injured and as such never pull on our beloved jersey again. Is £10 a week for every poster gonna be enough.
Failing that can we just pay some thug to go to his house and threaten to beat him up if he doesnt ask for a transfer? Harsh, i know, but needs must. He is gash and threatening to derail season

Re: Garcias Wages

PostPosted: Sun Nov 10, 2013 6:22 pm
by Kiss_The_Goat
He really is awful!! Utterly awful - every time he plays. He must have singlehandedly cost us half the goals we've conceded this season!

Re: Garcias Wages

PostPosted: Sun Nov 10, 2013 6:38 pm
by simplytolmie
Slow, ponderous, ineffective, can't tackle, has no power, liability in defence or midfield.

I'd love to read the scouting reports on him before we signed him. When we signed Pizzaro he wasn't brilliant at most things but he could pass the ball any distance.

Garcia doesn't seem to have one outstanding ability.

Re: Garcias Wages

PostPosted: Sun Nov 10, 2013 8:26 pm
by dromoreblue
yes Garcia is awful. we all know that. but why cant Pellegrini see it. he keeps picking him no matter how poorly
he plays.

Re: Garcias Wages

PostPosted: Sun Nov 10, 2013 8:27 pm
by zabbadabbado
He really is awful.The fact Pellegrini keeps picking him concerns me greatly.He was the first player he got rid off when he became Madrid manager,does not make sense.

Re: Garcias Wages

PostPosted: Sun Nov 10, 2013 8:44 pm
by Green & Blue
How on earth is he still getting a start? He has repeatedly put in stinking performances enough to covince everyone other than Pellers that he's not capable of bringing anything to the table.If he's doing anything he's handicaping the team.

Re: Garcias Wages

PostPosted: Sun Nov 10, 2013 8:47 pm
by nottsblue
If the answer is Garcia...

What on earth was the question

Re: Garcias Wages

PostPosted: Sun Nov 10, 2013 8:51 pm
by zabbadabbado
nottsblue wrote:If the answer is Garcia...

What on earth was the question
trying to figure that out has given me a headache,chicken egg,egg chicken.

Re: Garcias Wages

PostPosted: Sun Nov 10, 2013 8:58 pm
by Spurge
nottsblue wrote:Does anyone know how much he ges a week? Do you think if we club together and raise the amount he currently gets he might stay injured and as such never pull on our beloved jersey again. Is £10 a week for every poster gonna be enough.
Failing that can we just pay some thug to go to his house and threaten to beat him up if he doesnt ask for a transfer? Harsh, i know, but needs must. He is gash and threatening to derail season


I couldn't give a flyin' what his wages are

Re: Garcias Wages

PostPosted: Sun Nov 10, 2013 9:00 pm
by s1ty m
Pellegrini picks him. A much bigger concern that Garcia being worse than Bobby Shinton.

Re: Garcias Wages

PostPosted: Sun Nov 10, 2013 9:01 pm
by Pretty Boy Lee
The difference when putting Milner in the middle was staggering. He has to have seen that.

Re: Garcias Wages

PostPosted: Sun Nov 10, 2013 9:23 pm
by Ted Hughes
simplytolmie wrote:Slow, ponderous, ineffective, can't tackle, has no power, liability in defence or midfield.

I'd love to read the scouting reports on him before we signed him. When we signed Pizzaro he wasn't brilliant at most things but he could pass the ball any distance.

Garcia doesn't seem to have one outstanding ability.


He was a good player before he came here & may be again when he goes. Useless so far for us though.


Pretty Boy Lee wrote:The difference when putting Milner in the middle was staggering. He has to have seen that.


If not, it would be difficult not to question his suitability for the management job.

Re: Garcias Wages

PostPosted: Mon Nov 11, 2013 5:39 am
by JonnyAsh
Rodwell must be wondering what on earth he has to do to get some minutes on the pitch....apart from staying injury free, of course, and Gaz Baz, must be starring in disbelief...

Re: Garcias Wages

PostPosted: Mon Nov 11, 2013 8:43 am
by Green & Blue
JonnyAsh wrote:Rodwell must be wondering what on earth he has to do to get some minutes on the pitch....apart from staying injury free, of course, and Gaz Baz, must be starring in disbelief...


It's disturbing to think how much game time Garcia has had this season.Rodwell or Milner both deserving of a place in midfield ahead of him.As for his run at centre back, what can you say? Pellers should have realised after the first game it was a mistake.I don't care how many left feet Nasti and Lescott have between them it's got to be better option than going with Garcia.It's awful to say but everytime i see his name on the team sheet i fear the worst.

Re: Garcias Wages

PostPosted: Mon Nov 11, 2013 9:40 am
by Goaters 103
Garcia is completely unsuited to the Premier League. Its been over a year now and he's getting worse (and slower) rather than better.

If Im Milner and Rodwell and I keep getting passed over by him, I'd want out. Milner keeps being left out or parked on the wing - he isn't a winger - for Garcia and its borderline criminal. Simlarly Lescott's also been passed over at the back for Garcia too which has represented dereliction of duty by Pellegrini.

There isn't anything to debate about Garcia's ability as its as plain as daylight; he's a liability in possession, a liability when we don't have the ball and a mistake waiting to happen in any game he trots out for us. He has the turning circle of a small frigate, the passing range of Barry Conlon and a heart to size of a sultana. Get rid in January please and stop wasting time.

Re: Garcias Wages

PostPosted: Wed Nov 13, 2013 4:59 pm
by jimtolmie_tache
JonnyAsh wrote:Rodwell must be wondering what on earth he has to do to get some minutes on the pitch....apart from staying injury free, of course, and Gaz Baz, must be starring in disbelief...


I know you mean staring, but he's starring alright, for bloody Everton, they think he's one of their best players this season.

Aguero, Negredo, Zabaleta, fantastic, but it does seem that there's a Spanish-speaking obsession now... by the law of averages we're going to have some good ones, but to base a whole team around it seems to be the bosses' ideal, but the bad ones really are bad.

I looked up 'panic buy' in the dictionary and the definition was Demichelis. I'm not enthusiastic reading about the supposed new, 32-year old goalkeeper, or indeed Otamendi. Otamendi was playing in the Argentine league relatively recently, have you seen any of the games in that league? The standard is piss poor, has declined to virtually League 1 standard since Aguero, Zab and Tevez were playing in it, some of the crowds in the top division aren't even 10,000. Now he's playing in the Portuguese league because it's the weakest of the European leagues, and not as big a leap from Argentina. Garcia played in Portugal too... I see a pattern emerging.

Obviously Mancini had Balotelli, but he was never so Italo-centric as Pellegrini (and his 2 bosses) about Spanish and Latin American players. This is why Garcia gets so much time, clearly - it's holistic.

Re: Garcias Wages

PostPosted: Wed Nov 13, 2013 5:51 pm
by Breks
Garcia is Spanish, therefore he is world class. Are me and Pellers the only ones to realise this.........;-S

Re: Garcias Wages

PostPosted: Wed Nov 13, 2013 6:16 pm
by Foreverinbluedreams
Can count on one hand the number of times that Garcia has played in his preferred position/role since he joined City.

That said, if Pellegrini is intent on playing just two in central midfield then I don't get why Garcia wasn't offloaded in the summer.

Re: Garcias Wages

PostPosted: Thu Nov 14, 2013 2:19 am
by Slim
I'd double his wages if he agreed to never show up to training or games ever again.

Re: Garcias Wages

PostPosted: Thu Nov 14, 2013 4:03 am
by Pretty Boy Lee
Slim wrote:I'd double his wages if he agreed to never show up to training or games ever again.


Can we get him a job on commentary?