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Friday's B*l**x

PostPosted: Fri Oct 18, 2013 8:09 am
by Chinners
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Manuel Pellegrini lifts crazy bans imposed by former boss
MANUEL PELLEGRINI has ditched three bans imposed by Roberto Mancini in a bid to wipe out the memory of the madcap Italian.
Former Manchester City chief Mancini ruled the dressing room with an iron fist during his time at the Etihad Stadium.
He stunned his squad by banning music both before and after matches.
The former Inter Milan boss also put a block on the colour purple on all clothes, including training tops, and insisted on team meetings taking place at odd-numbered times.
He then told his stars get-togethers could not happen on the hour.
But Pellegrini has put an end to the ridiculous rules to make himself popular with his players. The Chilean, who was drafted in last summer to replace Mancini and is renowned for his man-management skills, is keen to do things his way.
A club insider said: “There’s a joke going around this place that United can start calling us the ‘noisy neighbours again if they like, because at least now the boys can play music.
Mancini was unpopular even without his wacky rules. They were just the tip of the iceberg.
“He was unbelievably superstitious and completely lost his temper when a batch of the training bibs and jackets were purple.
“He said it was an unlucky colour and he didn’t want them anywhere near the place. He also said meetings scheduled to take place at an evennumbered time were unlucky, especially on the hour.
“We couldn’t believe what we were hearing – at first it sounded like a wind-up but then the horrible realisation kicked in.
“As for the music ban, Mancini said the players wouldn’t be able to concentrate if a song was in the background, even though our opponents had their stuff blaring out down the corridor.
“Once he had his way this place was like a morgue. We have returned to the real world at last.
“The new manager actually talks to the players and staff, which is something that didn’t happen for three years under the last guy.
“Joe Hart can wear his purple jersey without fear of another fall-out, meetings can take place on the hour, and Liam Gallagher can once again be heard ringing out before kick-off.”

Micah Richards insists he is not leaving Manchester City despite reported interest from Arsenal, Newcastle and Roma
Richards is running out of time to force his way into the England squad for next season having made just two appearances this season
Micah Richards is confident he is in manager Manuel Pellegrini's plans and has no intention of leaving Manchester City.
The full-back has played only twice this season, once in the Capital One Cup and once in the Champions League against Bayern Munich.
Injuries limited Richards to eight appearances last season and there had been speculation he may seek to leave the Etihad Stadium in search of a regular spot and to boost his England hopes.
The 25-year-old last played for his country in February 2012 and faces a race against time to force his way into Roy Hodgson's squad for the World Cup finals next summer.
Richards told BT Sport: "I did say at the start of the season I wanted to see the manager's plans and I'm in his plans, as he's said all along, so we'll see what the future holds, but I'm happy at Manchester City.
"I've been here since I was 14, it's a club I love.
"Before I got my injuries, I was number-one choice. It's only because I got injuries and Pablo Zabaleta has done so well, I find myself not playing as regular.
"I'm fully fit now and I'm ready to show everyone what I can do.
"It was a big decision for the manager to play me in the Bayern Munich game after only playing one game previously in the cup against Wigan so it shows massive confidence in me."

Meanwhile, defender Martin Demichelis is closing in on a first-team debut after pulling on a City shirt for the first time.
The Argentinian defender joined City at the start of September from Atletico Madrid but damaged knee ligaments in his first week of training.
Demichelis played 45 minutes in the elite development squad's 2-2 draw with Rochdale on Wednesday night.
With a return date for captain Vincent Kompany still uncertain, Demichelis' return to fitness has come at a good time, although Saturday's trip to West Ham may come too soon.
Demichelis, who played under Pellegrini at River Plate and Malaga, told http://www.mcfc.co.uk: was important to play and get the confidence back. My knee responded very well and I'm very happy after working very hard to get here.
"It was difficult at the beginning with the injury but that allowed me to meet everybody at the club and feel confident and comfortable with everybody so it's fantastic now and I'm looking forward to my debut."
Midfielder Jack Rodwell also played in the game, which City won on penalties, and has declared himself fit and available for West Ham.
The 22-year-old, who has been dogged by injury problems during his time at City, has made only one first-team appearance this season, in the goalless draw with Stoke in September.
Rodwell is another player hoping to prove himself to Hodgson, and he said: "Brazil's looming in the future and obviously I've got one eye on it but one step at a time.
"Hopefully I'll get in the (City) team soon and keep playing."

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Barcelona want to sign Man City’s Sergio Aguero next summer for €55m
Spanish TV show Punto Pelota claim to have the inside scoop on a big transfer rumour, as they announced on their Thursday night broadcast that FC Barcelona are looking to sign Manchester City striker Sergio Aguero next summer.
According to the show’s talking-head François Gallardo, Tata Martino has submitted a request to the Barcelona board to begin enquires into bring Kun Aguero to the Nou Camp in 2014.
Gallardo revealed the Barcelona would need to pay around €50-55m in order to lure Aguero from the City of Manchester stadium, which would indicate that Barcelona would need to sell a player before the Argentine international could be secured.
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Fulham manager Martin Jol has ruled out a January loan move for 20-year-old Manchester United winger Wilfried Zaha. ESPN

Benfica midfielder Nemanja Matic, 25, is interested in rejoining Chelsea during the January transfer window. Metro

Spanish club Valencia are ready to make Liverpool an offer to take 20-year-old defender Tiago Ilori on loan in January. Daily Express

Leeds United look set to open contract talks with teenager Alex Mowatt, 18, in an effort to ensure the midfielder's long-term future is at Elland Road. Yorkshire Evening Post

Cardiff City winger Kadeem Harris, 20, is set to join League One side Brentford on loan. Wales Online

French club St Etienne say they are under no financial pressure to sell 18-year-old defender Kurt Zouma, who has been linked with a move to the Premier League. Daily Express

Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho says he is delighted that England have reached next summer's World Cup finals in Brazil and is willing to speak to FA chairman Greg Dyke about the future of the side. Sun

West Ham striker Andy Carroll, 24, who is currently out with a foot injury, has travelled to Belgium to see a physiotherapist who specialises in treating ballet injuries. DSSC

Manchester United have agreed to investigate the viability of introducing a safe-standing area at Old Trafford. The Independent

Former Napoli player Diego Maradona, 52, says he would like to manage the Serie A club when current coach Rafael Benitez leaves La Gazzetta Dello Sport

Newcastle fans will renew their protests against club owner Mike Ashley by joining a march before Saturday's visit of Liverpool. The Guardian

Sunderland's Phil Bardsley, 28, who was dropped by former manager Paolo Di Canio after an incident in a Newcastle casino, has been restored to the squad by new boss Gus Poyet. Daily Telegraph

Liverpool manager Brendan Rodgers says 33-year-old club captain Steven Gerrard is "probably the best player" he has worked with "at a high tempo". Daily Mirror

Mexico coach Victor Manuel Vucetich, 58, is set to lose his job to Club America boss Miguel Herrera, 45. NBC Sports

Former Brazil forward Romario, 47, has called for protests against the 2014 World Cup being held in his country because of the cost of staging it. Daily Mirror

A Wolves fan will miss his first home game since 1976 to attend his stepdaughter's wedding. Metro


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Re: Friday's B*l**x

PostPosted: Fri Oct 18, 2013 9:00 am
by lets all have a disco
Nearly laughed my cock off then.

55 MILLION FOR AGUERO!!!!!!
BALE 80 odd million quid and Aguero for 55 million euros.


Fuck me is it April 1st.

Re: Friday's B*l**x

PostPosted: Fri Oct 18, 2013 9:17 am
by Burt
lets all have a disco wrote:Nearly laughed my cock off then.

55 MILLION FOR AGUERO!!!!!!
BALE 80 odd million quid and Aguero for 55 million euros.


Fuck me is it April 1st.


We NEVER get proper value for a player when we sell mate. As rare as rocking horse shite since the day I was born. Even these days!

Re: Friday's B*l**x

PostPosted: Fri Oct 18, 2013 9:22 am
by Fesan
Burt wrote:
lets all have a disco wrote:Nearly laughed my cock off then.

55 MILLION FOR AGUERO!!!!!!
BALE 80 odd million quid and Aguero for 55 million euros.


Fuck me is it April 1st.


We NEVER get proper value for a player when we sell mate. As rare as rocking horse shite since the day I was born. Even these days!


SWP.

Re: Friday's B*l**x

PostPosted: Fri Oct 18, 2013 9:52 am
by Scatman
Fesan wrote:
Burt wrote:
lets all have a disco wrote:Nearly laughed my cock off then.

55 MILLION FOR AGUERO!!!!!!
BALE 80 odd million quid and Aguero for 55 million euros.


Fuck me is it April 1st.


We NEVER get proper value for a player when we sell mate. As rare as rocking horse shite since the day I was born. Even these days!


SWP.


Santa Cruz

Re: Friday's B*l**x

PostPosted: Fri Oct 18, 2013 9:53 am
by blue wine
Fesan wrote:
Burt wrote:
lets all have a disco wrote:Nearly laughed my cock off then.

55 MILLION FOR AGUERO!!!!!!
BALE 80 odd million quid and Aguero for 55 million euros.


Fuck me is it April 1st.


We NEVER get proper value for a player when we sell mate. As rare as rocking horse shite since the day I was born. Even these days!


SWP.


Barton & Ched Evans

Re: Friday's B*l**x

PostPosted: Fri Oct 18, 2013 10:21 am
by Chinners
Paul Stewart & Kinkladze

Re: Friday's B*l**x

PostPosted: Fri Oct 18, 2013 10:47 am
by Wonderwall
Chinners wrote:Paul Stewart & Kinkladze


Paul Stewart is a good one. But we do get raped continually

Re: Friday's B*l**x

PostPosted: Fri Oct 18, 2013 10:54 am
by Nigels Tackle
journos must hate players like micah who talk sense...

Re: Friday's B*l**x

PostPosted: Fri Oct 18, 2013 10:57 am
by Scatman
Wonderwall wrote:
Chinners wrote:Paul Stewart & Kinkladze


Paul Stewart is a good one. But we do get raped continually


Adam Johnson

Re: Friday's B*l**x

PostPosted: Fri Oct 18, 2013 3:23 pm
by City64
Stefan Savic.




ps Minge section piss poor lately !

Re: Friday's B*l**x

PostPosted: Fri Oct 18, 2013 3:40 pm
by Blue Since 76
Wonderwall wrote: Paul Stewart is a good one. But we do get raped continually


Ched Evans again?

Re: Friday's B*l**x

PostPosted: Fri Oct 18, 2013 5:16 pm
by Two's Kompany
I would like us to buy Lionel Messi for about £8m but that aint gonna happen either.
Barca usually get their own way with transfers but I'm sure Khaldoon et al will have a quiet word!!!