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*#!k OFF!

Postby Ted Hughes » Thu May 16, 2013 7:44 pm

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VIVA EL CITY !!!

Some take the bible for what it's worth.. when they say that the rags shall inherit the Earth...
Well I heard that the Sheikh... bought Carlos Tevez this week...& you fuckers aint gettin' nothin..
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Postby Nigels Tackle » Thu May 16, 2013 7:48 pm

Ted Hughes wrote:http://www.cheshire-today.co.uk/15636/man-utd-legend-beckham-to-join-man-city/


this could kill a few on here!
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Postby patrickblue » Thu May 16, 2013 7:51 pm

Ted Hughes wrote:http://www.cheshire-today.co.uk/15636/man-utd-legend-beckham-to-join-man-city/


Apart from the fact he's an ex rag and a total cnut, he'd be ideal, just the sort of twat the yanks will love.

(cue Doomie)
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Postby MilnersJaw » Thu May 16, 2013 8:22 pm

didn't he just announce his retirement at the same time. just what the fuck is going on?
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Postby City64 » Thu May 16, 2013 8:27 pm

Thought that bell end had retired 5 years ago ?

Wonder if Dave Whelan is his real dad ?
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Postby Peter Doherty (AGAIG) » Thu May 16, 2013 9:48 pm

And I've just renewed my season ticket. This better be bollocks.
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Postby Im_Spartacus » Thu May 16, 2013 9:52 pm

Peter Doherty (AGAIG) wrote:And I've just renewed my season ticket. This better be bollocks.


I think this would be a fucking stunning move if the US franchise could pull it off. Not sure how it would benefit us financially just yet, but he is the ideal person to front it over there.
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Postby Dunnylad » Thu May 16, 2013 9:55 pm

Like we'd notice him - this is like a sideline in the US - imagine if they put in him in charge of Etihad Airlines would anyone give a fuck?
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Postby paulh » Thu May 16, 2013 9:56 pm

If this happens before renewal date I will not renew
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Postby Peter Doherty (AGAIG) » Thu May 16, 2013 9:58 pm

Imagine if he turned up at our place with the chairman, or is seen in a City shirt....
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Postby LookMumImOnMCF.net » Thu May 16, 2013 10:43 pm

paulh wrote:If this happens before renewal date I will not renew

Been considering my subscription to Cheshire Today too.
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Postby Socrates » Thu May 16, 2013 10:44 pm

I can see the upside of this if true but it still made me liquid burp :(
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Postby Swales4ever » Thu May 16, 2013 10:52 pm

Can't be true!!!

Someone on Cheshire has to take the piss on us, I suppose.

That could actually lead to a mass hearth attack and would certainly be too much even for the holistic era.

Better start a new career in the Paris fashion industry, the plastic twat.

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3. "never once fails to turn a football thread into a himseelf thread"
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5. ignore the cunt. he's on permantent wum mission. only TIDs may know City

You'd need to make a very good psychiatrist in order to guess what next in a eight yrs long line of hatred...


In Roger Ailes/Donnie Drumpf's words: "don't know it for a fact, but many people say so..."
there must be some truth, then!
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Postby sheblue » Thu May 16, 2013 10:52 pm

He can fuck right off with himself. Bloody mars isnt far enough for him.
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Postby branny » Thu May 16, 2013 11:00 pm

With all these rag retirements I don't think I'll be listening to much punditry next season unless we are running away with it.
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Postby paul_oresteia » Thu May 16, 2013 11:12 pm

An 'MLS expert' by the name of something I couldn't be arsed to remember mentioned this on talksport at about 7pm. Purely because of the rag link, surely Beckham wouldn't do business with Mansour? Enough people seem to have caught wind of this story though...no smoke without fire?
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Postby Im_Spartacus » Thu May 16, 2013 11:19 pm

paul_oresteia wrote:An 'MLS expert' by the name of something I couldn't be arsed to remember mentioned this on talksport at about 7pm. Purely because of the rag link, surely Beckham wouldn't do business with Mansour? Enough people seem to have caught wind of this story though...no smoke without fire?


If it is "doing business with", rather than "playing for", he would tart himself out to the highest bidder
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Postby Bridge'srightfoot » Fri May 17, 2013 12:17 am

LookMumImOnMCF.net wrote:
paulh wrote:If this happens before renewal date I will not renew

Been considering my subscription to Cheshire Today too.

Same, they've sold their soul since they came into money,
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Postby ant london » Fri May 17, 2013 2:53 am

they have all the exclusives don't they Cheshire Today, like a latter day Planetfootball
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Postby ross.mcfc » Fri May 17, 2013 3:43 am

That reporter heard that on Talksport this evening where it was mentioned.

Could not give a shit myself.
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