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fat shrek a gonner

PostPosted: Thu May 09, 2013 10:35 pm
by Wonderwall
Or gonna but definitely not gooner.

He apparently deleted the section of his twitter profile that said his job as a rag fat shrek twatting bastard or to the rest of the world mufc player as soon as gollum was announced.

I will be amazed if he goes abroad. He wouldn't be able to live anywhere other than the MLS or A league as his thick brick couldn't handle foreign languages. As he is not yet a washed up prick and can still offer some teams an improvement on what they have, I sincerely hope we are not linked with the horrible tit.

Re: fat shrek a gonner

PostPosted: Thu May 09, 2013 10:43 pm
by Plain Speaking
Strong rumours off to Chelsea?

Re: fat shrek a gonner

PostPosted: Thu May 09, 2013 10:43 pm
by hongkongbluey
Martinez to get him back to blue scouse?

Re: fat shrek a gonner

PostPosted: Thu May 09, 2013 10:48 pm
by Lee_R
You know. I've not really thought about him as a City player, even a couple of years ago when it was looking like he might be on his way out of the swamp. I havent even really watched him this season or paid attention to his form. Apparently hes been shit eh?

The one thing I will say is if he was to sign for us and played well, he'd probably want to piss the rags off so would up his game. If it was to improve us and I know he has a stupid potatoe head.. then I'd probably just get used to the idea. The fallout from what Tevez did to us after being such an icon in that first season.. and the fact that we've had to stick by him since then has really left a little hole in my heart when it comes to footballers. I think we just have to accept whatever happens and watch the silverware keep popping up next to our name.

Stinks of

PostPosted: Thu May 09, 2013 10:59 pm
by Beefymcfc
And, to think, some wanted him at ours!

Stinks of Piss!

Re: fat shrek a gonner

PostPosted: Thu May 09, 2013 11:01 pm
by Wonderwall
Lee_R wrote:You know. I've not really thought about him as a City player, even a couple of years ago when it was looking like he might be on his way out of the swamp. I havent even really watched him this season or paid attention to his form. Apparently hes been shit eh?

The one thing I will say is if he was to sign for us and played well, he'd probably want to piss the rags off so would up his game. If it was to improve us and I know he has a stupid potatoe head.. then I'd probably just get used to the idea. The fallout from what Tevez did to us after being such an icon in that first season.. and the fact that we've had to stick by him since then has really left a little hole in my heart when it comes to footballers. I think we just have to accept whatever happens and watch the silverware keep popping up next to our name.


Really good post lee, I know where you are coming from. I was THE biggest hater of Tevez after he spat his dummy out. However he really played well when the shitstorm was sorted and we would not have been in the position we were without him. I can stomach some things and swallow pride every now and again but there are boundaries. I never sang the rag twat coles name and just clapped if he scored as this is MY club who employed the rag infested wanker. I would be the same with shrek. Hate the illiterate bastard!!!

Re: fat shrek a gonner

PostPosted: Fri May 10, 2013 12:13 am
by branny
He has this annoying habit of scoring in derbies. That would be the only redeeming feature if we signed him.

Re: fat shrek a gonner

PostPosted: Fri May 10, 2013 6:42 am
by Clowncrete
Why are Chelsea after him? He clearly is no longer going to be what he once was or was expected to be. I can see him getting fatter and fatter and losing most of his ability. Those Idiots will be simply gifting 25 million or more to the rags. Just like they gifted 50 million to pool.

Re: fat shrek a gonner

PostPosted: Fri May 10, 2013 6:53 am
by Lee_R
Clowncrete wrote:Why are Chelsea after him? He clearly is no longer going to be what he once was or was expected to be. I can see him getting fatter and fatter and losing most of his ability. Those Idiots will be simply gifting 25 million or more to the rags. Just like they gifted 50 million to pool.


These fatter and fatter statements are just us being bitter if were honest lol.

Looking at the stats hes not even had that bad of a season tbh, considering fergie has been polishing RVP's knob.

Re: fat shrek a gonner

PostPosted: Fri May 10, 2013 6:55 am
by Mase
Lee_R wrote:
These fatter and fatter statements are just us being bitter if were honest lol.

Looking at the stats hes not even had that bad of a season tbh, considering fergie has been polishing RVP's knob.


Well he's not getting any thinner is he? Apart on top of his head the fat fuck!

Re: fat shrek a gonner

PostPosted: Fri May 10, 2013 6:59 am
by Pretty Boy Lee
Mase wrote:
Well he's not getting any thinner is he? Apart on top of his head the fat fuck!


He's not dropping deeper he's just getting a stitch before he makes it into the box.

Re: fat shrek a gonner

PostPosted: Fri May 10, 2013 7:03 am
by Lee_R
Mase wrote:
Lee_R wrote:
These fatter and fatter statements are just us being bitter if were honest lol.

Looking at the stats hes not even had that bad of a season tbh, considering fergie has been polishing RVP's knob.


Well he's not getting any thinner is he? Apart on top of his head the fat fuck!


Lol either way I cant see him staying in England. Probably Italy if I had to have a guess.

Re: fat shrek a gonner

PostPosted: Fri May 10, 2013 7:55 am
by john@staustell
Not sure why he would want to leave unless he wants a pay cut. Lost value.

Re: fat shrek a gonner

PostPosted: Fri May 10, 2013 8:12 am
by Bianchi on Ice
wooney AND torres at chelsea?
wtf is this? premiership scrapheap challenge?

his value as a player is 15-20mill

his value as a shirt seller in malaysia adds 10mill on

we, and chelsea for that matter, can do better

Re: fat shrek a gonner

PostPosted: Fri May 10, 2013 8:19 am
by blues-clues
john@staustell wrote:Not sure why he would want to leave unless he wants a pay cut. Lost value.


This will be the key. It's the wages he gets at the swamp that he will struggle to match elsewhere on top of a £20m fee. FFP will see to that!

Re: fat shrek a gonner

PostPosted: Fri May 10, 2013 8:20 am
by Lee_R
Bianchi on Ice wrote:wooney AND torres at chelsea?
wtf is this? premiership scrapheap challenge?

his value as a player is 15-20mill

his value as a shirt seller in malaysia adds 10mill on

we, and chelsea for that matter, can do better


I dont think hes better than what we have tbh but if we cant get our other top targets i.e Cavani then he'd be a good addition.

Re: fat shrek a gonner

PostPosted: Fri May 10, 2013 9:21 am
by Peter Doherty (AGAIG)
Those knees of his won't carry him much past 30. Anyone spending serious money on him would have to be dimmer than Wooney.

Re: fat shrek a gonner

PostPosted: Fri May 10, 2013 9:51 am
by Douglas Higginbottom
Lee_R wrote:
Bianchi on Ice wrote:wooney AND torres at chelsea?
wtf is this? premiership scrapheap challenge?

his value as a player is 15-20mill

his value as a shirt seller in malaysia adds 10mill on

we, and chelsea for that matter, can do better


I dont think hes better than what we have tbh but if we cant get our other top targets i.e Cavani then he'd be a good addition.



Not better than Dzeko? I don't want but...................

Re: fat shrek a gonner

PostPosted: Fri May 10, 2013 10:10 am
by london blue 2
Douglas Higginbottom wrote:Not better than Dzeko? I don't want but...................

Rooney reminds me of united

Most City fans say hes shit and on the decline yet year after year he's one of the best in England...

Re: fat shrek a gonner

PostPosted: Fri May 10, 2013 11:44 am
by Blue Oli
london blue 2 wrote:
Douglas Higginbottom wrote:Not better than Dzeko? I don't want but...................

Rooney reminds me of united

Most City fans say hes shit and on the decline yet year after year he's one of the best in England...


that just shows how shit england are, nothing else