What Does Yaya Toure Actually Do?

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Re: What Does Yaya Toure Actually Do?

Postby The Original Special One » Sat Apr 16, 2011 8:14 pm

I guess "he scores winners in Cup Semi-Finals" is the answer!
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Re: What Does Yaya Toure Actually Do?

Postby feedthegreek » Sat Apr 16, 2011 8:50 pm

he does this extremely good, actually takes the piss
out of the best centre half in the world you know . not.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quP1iBFEG08


dont you just love clive rag tyldesley choking on his words.
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Re: What Does Yaya Toure Actually Do?

Postby Nutzer » Sat Apr 16, 2011 9:22 pm

Yaya? Ja Ja. or as Bobby would say Si Si.
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Re: What Does Yaya Toure Actually Do?

Postby Trautmann » Sun Apr 17, 2011 3:38 am

mr_nool wrote:
Trautmann wrote:
Blue Blood wrote:
me_innit wrote:What does Yaya do? Scores winning goals at Wembley.


Played his arse off today!

Love him. Absolutely love him!


Takes the Wembley Crown from Paul Dickov---that's what he does.


no mate, is has to be us actually winning silver wear to trump that goal. It was soooo fucking important.


I know, but it [it]feels so good right now...hope you are as pissed as as I am tonight---just a great moment--.
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Re: What Does Yaya Toure Actually Do?

Postby King Kev » Sun Apr 17, 2011 6:43 am

I don't care what Yaya does (or doesn't do) for the rest of his City career, I officially love him!
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Re: What Does Yaya Toure Actually Do?

Postby john@staustell » Sun Apr 17, 2011 7:08 am

MoM and deservedly so.
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Re: What Does Yaya Toure Actually Do?

Postby Patrick » Sun Apr 17, 2011 10:27 am

He is the new benjani
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Re: What Does Yaya Toure Actually Do?

Postby Original Dub » Sun Apr 17, 2011 11:43 am

Immense. I never doubted him. Not once.

Sometimes we have to recognise that Mancini plays players out of position and in unfamiliar roles. As far as that goes, Yaya has adapted better than anyone. He's had shit games, as the whole team has had, but I think we got ourselves a powerhouse of a player.

Anyone got any stats on his goals, assists and successful tackles?? Rag Hater, where are ya??
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Re: What Does Yaya Toure Actually Do?

Postby s1ty m » Sun Apr 17, 2011 12:56 pm

Original Dub wrote:Immense. I never doubted him. Not once.

Sometimes we have to recognise that Mancini plays players out of position and in unfamiliar roles. As far as that goes, Yaya has adapted better than anyone. He's had shit games, as the whole team has had, but I think we got ourselves a powerhouse of a player.

Anyone got any stats on his goals, assists and successful tackles?? Rag Hater, where are ya??


I'd play him up front in the absence of Tevez. The way he took that goal was fantastic. If you let him have 3 strides on you, you're fucked as he is a rapid powerhouse.
After the ball was centred, after the whistle blew...
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Re: What Does Yaya Toure Actually Do?

Postby Rag_hater » Sun Apr 17, 2011 1:38 pm

Original Dub wrote:Immense. I never doubted him. Not once.

Sometimes we have to recognise that Mancini plays players out of position and in unfamiliar roles. As far as that goes, Yaya has adapted better than anyone. He's had shit games, as the whole team has had, but I think we got ourselves a powerhouse of a player.

Anyone got any stats on his goals, assists and successful tackles?? Rag Hater, where are ya??



Really didn't think anyone found it interesting like me,here's a few anyway;

Games in the prem 29
Goals 5
Assists 4
Shots 36
Mins played 2436
Tackles last 3 games
Dippers 6 (5,23, 45 47,51,74)
Scumderland 5 (40 ,46,47 58 ,68,
Chelski 4 (at 11 mins 20 mins 25 and 52)
Yesterday tackling was worst for a while and the OS says 2.
Hope it didn't send you to sleep.
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Re: What Does Yaya Toure Actually Do?

Postby solihullblue » Sun Apr 17, 2011 3:37 pm

What kind of dickhead started this thread. I think yesterdays performance highlights what a quality player he is and also what little some of fans know about football and how some are too quick to criticise.
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Re: What Does Yaya Toure Actually Do?

Postby Original Dub » Sun Apr 17, 2011 3:41 pm

Rag_hater wrote:
Original Dub wrote:Immense. I never doubted him. Not once.

Sometimes we have to recognise that Mancini plays players out of position and in unfamiliar roles. As far as that goes, Yaya has adapted better than anyone. He's had shit games, as the whole team has had, but I think we got ourselves a powerhouse of a player.

Anyone got any stats on his goals, assists and successful tackles?? Rag Hater, where are ya??



Really didn't think anyone found it interesting like me,here's a few anyway;

Games in the prem 29
Goals 5
Assists 4
Shots 36
Mins played 2436
Tackles last 3 games
Dippers 6 (5,23, 45 47,51,74)
Scumderland 5 (40 ,46,47 58 ,68,
Chelski 4 (at 11 mins 20 mins 25 and 52)
Yesterday tackling was worst for a while and the OS says 2.
Hope it didn't send you to sleep.


Cheers mate.
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Re: What Does Yaya Toure Actually Do?

Postby Rag_hater » Sun Apr 17, 2011 8:10 pm

This guy has written the things about Yaya I have tried to say but he has done it better that I ever would.
For me it was a nice read and I hope it explains what a few of us see when we see Yaya play.

http://mondaymorningcentreback.wordpres ... idfielder/

It was posted a while ago and the things IMO he has done since then have only enhanced what is being said.
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Re: What Does Yaya Toure Actually Do?

Postby Original Dub » Sun Apr 17, 2011 8:22 pm

Good read that. He is a rare breed. I think he'll be even better next season.
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Re: What Does Yaya Toure Actually Do?

Postby trout man » Sun Apr 17, 2011 8:23 pm

King Kev wrote:
failsworthblue wrote:
King Kev wrote:He was a lot better today but I think some people are going slightly overboard with their praise.

Well done today Yaya but you need to do it on a regular basis.


I want to see him dominate that shite at Wembley then I will eat humble pie.

I'll happily share it with you. I'll get a spoon...


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Re: What Does Yaya Toure Actually Do?

Postby the_georgian_genius » Sun Apr 17, 2011 9:36 pm

the_georgian_genius wrote:Top player Yaya, needs two weeks off and i reckon he will be the most important player in these last 8 games.


It's getting to be a right chore being right all the time!
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Re: What Does Yaya Toure Actually Do?

Postby Im_Spartacus » Tue Apr 19, 2011 12:55 am

the_georgian_genius wrote:
the_georgian_genius wrote:Top player Yaya, needs two weeks off and i reckon he will be the most important player in these last 8 games.


It's getting to be a right chore being right all the time!


Yeah, I almost forgot what a great game he had on Monday

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Re: What Does Yaya Toure Actually Do?

Postby Mike J » Tue Apr 19, 2011 11:00 am

great player. have been surprised by alot of the tick he has received this year.
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Re: What Does Yaya Toure Actually Do?

Postby Chinners » Tue Apr 19, 2011 11:13 am

solihullblue wrote:What kind of dickhead started this thread. I think yesterdays performance highlights what a quality player he is and also what little some of fans know about football and how some are too quick to criticise.


Yeah far too quick ... it's only taken a player on a reputed £150k+ a week, three quarters of the season to actually come good so you can see why some (including me) have doubted him. Touch wood it's onwards and upwards for Ya ya on a more consistent basis from now on.
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Re: What Does Yaya Toure Actually Do?

Postby avoidconfusion » Tue Apr 19, 2011 12:58 pm

Watching the goal over and over again, the size of him even next to Vidic is just ridiculous! I really think I would shit myself if he would run at me, the way he strides away from Carrick and past Vidic is just insane, what a monster.

Fucking love watching that goal.
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