What Does Yaya Toure Actually Do?

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Re: What Does Yaya Toure Actually Do?

Postby Ted Hughes » Sun Aug 03, 2014 2:09 pm

SomeMichaelGuy wrote:So are we still singing happy birthday when he scores?

Not sure what I'm gonna do with the 47,000 party hats in the back of my car if we don't.


See if you can do a swap deal on 3000 wreaths in time for the Liverpool game. They'll sell like hot cakes & you'll make a tidy profit. (There's bound to be something happened by then).
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Re: What Does Yaya Toure Actually Do?

Postby South Stand Balti » Mon Sep 01, 2014 3:49 pm

According to the OS, Yaya is off to Africa for the Cup of Nations qualifiers. The second game is in Cameroon on Wednesday sept 10th. He will get back here, I assume, on the Thursday or Friday the day before we play away at Arse a 12.45 ko. Great timing. I hope Fernando is fit.
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Re: What Does Yaya Toure Actually Do?

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Mon Sep 01, 2014 4:01 pm

South Stand Balti wrote:According to the OS, Yaya is off to Africa for the Cup of Nations qualifiers. The second game is in Cameroon on Wednesday sept 10th. He will get back here, I assume, on the Thursday or Friday the day before we play away at Arse a 12.45 ko. Great timing. I hope Fernando is fit.


We could have sold him for fucking millions- he will not have a season like the last and if he drops down to just average he wont be worth shit by the end of the season.

I honestly think we fucked up not selling him to be honest.
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Re: What Does Yaya Toure Actually Do?

Postby Ted Hughes » Mon Sep 01, 2014 4:09 pm

carl_feedthegoat wrote:
South Stand Balti wrote:According to the OS, Yaya is off to Africa for the Cup of Nations qualifiers. The second game is in Cameroon on Wednesday sept 10th. He will get back here, I assume, on the Thursday or Friday the day before we play away at Arse a 12.45 ko. Great timing. I hope Fernando is fit.


We could have sold him for fucking millions- he will not have a season like the last and if he drops down to just average he wont be worth shit by the end of the season.

I honestly think we fucked up not selling him to be honest.


To whom ?
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Re: What Does Yaya Toure Actually Do?

Postby South Stand Balti » Mon Sep 01, 2014 4:17 pm

carl_feedthegoat wrote:
South Stand Balti wrote:According to the OS, Yaya is off to Africa for the Cup of Nations qualifiers. The second game is in Cameroon on Wednesday sept 10th. He will get back here, I assume, on the Thursday or Friday the day before we play away at Arse a 12.45 ko. Great timing. I hope Fernando is fit.


We could have sold him for fucking millions- he will not have a season like the last and if he drops down to just average he wont be worth shit by the end of the season.

I honestly think we fucked up not selling him to be honest.

I would nt want to sell him to be honest. I had a chat with a chap in Mary Ds on Saturday and he said the same thing as you. I think Yaya is the best player I have ever seen. It's more the timing of these internationals that annoys me. England play this Wednesday then next Mondsy. That fits in well and is good use of the international break, but playing games next Wednesday in Africa is bonkers. They could play this Thursday and then Monday for e.g. then I would nt grumble.
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Re: What Does Yaya Toure Actually Do?

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Mon Sep 01, 2014 4:19 pm

Ted Hughes wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:
South Stand Balti wrote:According to the OS, Yaya is off to Africa for the Cup of Nations qualifiers. The second game is in Cameroon on Wednesday sept 10th. He will get back here, I assume, on the Thursday or Friday the day before we play away at Arse a 12.45 ko. Great timing. I hope Fernando is fit.


We could have sold him for fucking millions- he will not have a season like the last and if he drops down to just average he wont be worth shit by the end of the season.

I honestly think we fucked up not selling him to be honest.


To whom ?


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Re: What Does Yaya Toure Actually Do?

Postby Ted Hughes » Mon Sep 01, 2014 5:51 pm

carl_feedthegoat wrote:
Ted Hughes wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:
South Stand Balti wrote:According to the OS, Yaya is off to Africa for the Cup of Nations qualifiers. The second game is in Cameroon on Wednesday sept 10th. He will get back here, I assume, on the Thursday or Friday the day before we play away at Arse a 12.45 ko. Great timing. I hope Fernando is fit.


We could have sold him for fucking millions- he will not have a season like the last and if he drops down to just average he wont be worth shit by the end of the season.

I honestly think we fucked up not selling him to be honest.


To whom ?


PSG


They have stayed within the UEFA transfer limit.
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Re: What Does Yaya Toure Actually Do?

Postby phips » Mon Sep 01, 2014 6:08 pm

South Stand Balti wrote:According to the OS, Yaya is off to Africa for the Cup of Nations qualifiers. The second game is in Cameroon on Wednesday sept 10th. He will get back here, I assume, on the Thursday or Friday the day before we play away at Arse a 12.45 ko. Great timing. I hope Fernando is fit.

keep him on the bench for Arse then. Start the Ferns, and if Fernando is injured then bring Milner in CM.

bring Yaya in the starting 11 for Bayern a few days later
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Re: What Does Yaya Toure Actually Do?

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Mon Sep 01, 2014 6:12 pm

Ted Hughes wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:
Ted Hughes wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:
South Stand Balti wrote:According to the OS, Yaya is off to Africa for the Cup of Nations qualifiers. The second game is in Cameroon on Wednesday sept 10th. He will get back here, I assume, on the Thursday or Friday the day before we play away at Arse a 12.45 ko. Great timing. I hope Fernando is fit.


We could have sold him for fucking millions- he will not have a season like the last and if he drops down to just average he wont be worth shit by the end of the season.

I honestly think we fucked up not selling him to be honest.


To whom ?


PSG


They have stayed within the UEFA transfer limit.


We told them no before they flashed their money on other signings.
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Re: What Does Yaya Toure Actually Do?

Postby Ted Hughes » Mon Sep 01, 2014 6:18 pm

No we didn't, they bought David Luiz for 40 odd mil.
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Re: What Does Yaya Toure Actually Do?

Postby MilnersJaw » Mon Sep 01, 2014 6:35 pm

Ted Hughes wrote:No we didn't, they bought David Luiz for 40 odd mil.


more like 50.

they clearly still don't give a fuck about FFP.
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Re: What Does Yaya Toure Actually Do?

Postby Ted Hughes » Mon Sep 01, 2014 7:21 pm

MilnersJaw wrote:
Ted Hughes wrote:No we didn't, they bought David Luiz for 40 odd mil.


more like 50.

they clearly still don't give a fuck about FFP.


They've done nowt wrong. They have stayed under their limit, same as us, but no chance would they blow that apart for Yaya.
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Re: What Does Yaya Toure Actually Do?

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Mon Sep 01, 2014 7:44 pm

Ted Hughes wrote:
MilnersJaw wrote:
Ted Hughes wrote:No we didn't, they bought David Luiz for 40 odd mil.


more like 50.

they clearly still don't give a fuck about FFP.


They've done nowt wrong. They have stayed under their limit, same as us, but no chance would they blow that apart for Yaya.


I got on good authority they asked about him before they got the other cunt.
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Re: What Does Yaya Toure Actually Do?

Postby Ted Hughes » Mon Sep 01, 2014 8:02 pm

carl_feedthegoat wrote:
Ted Hughes wrote:
MilnersJaw wrote:
Ted Hughes wrote:No we didn't, they bought David Luiz for 40 odd mil.


more like 50.

they clearly still don't give a fuck about FFP.


They've done nowt wrong. They have stayed under their limit, same as us, but no chance would they blow that apart for Yaya.


I got on good authority they asked about him before they got the other cunt.


They probably asked about loads of players, as we do.
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Re: What Does Yaya Toure Actually Do?

Postby Tony P » Tue Aug 11, 2015 8:37 pm

Gets relaxed and lean in the summer then leads us to victory!!!
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Re: What Does Yaya Toure Actually Do?

Postby mr_nool » Tue Aug 11, 2015 8:57 pm

Tony P wrote:Gets relaxed and lean in the summer then leads us to victory!!!


I also got relaxed this summer, but I gained three kilos rather than getting lean.

Guess Yaya's cake diet is better than my beer and bbq ditto.
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Re: What Does Yaya Toure Actually Do?

Postby sheblue » Tue Aug 11, 2015 10:41 pm

Great to see this thread bouncing up every now and again......
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Re: What Does Yaya Toure Actually Do?

Postby DoomMerchant » Tue Aug 11, 2015 10:47 pm

mr_nool wrote:
Tony P wrote:Gets relaxed and lean in the summer then leads us to victory!!!


I also got relaxed this summer, but I gained three kilos rather than getting lean.

Guess Yaya's cake diet is better than my beer and bbq ditto.


You had a bbq dildo? Fucking swedes!!

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Re: What Does Yaya Toure Actually Do?

Postby Dameerto » Wed Aug 12, 2015 1:59 am

I bet there was a sauna involved.
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Re: What Does Yaya Toure Actually Do?

Postby Green & Blue » Thu Aug 27, 2015 3:18 pm

Just been confirmed that Yaya has asked to be left out of the Ivory Coast squad, should be nice and fresh for the Palace game.

@StuBrennanMEN: Ivory Coast manager: "Yaya Toure is in a period of reflection about his international future. I hope he will continue."

Think this is something Yaya has needed to do for a while now, fingers crossed he calls it a day but even him realising he will benefit from limited international involvement is great news.
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