Channel 5 in Ireland

[Original Dub]

I know a couple of my mates who didn't think it was available, so for those of you who haven't tuned it in to your "other channels" on your Sky it is a follows:

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A totally shit channel by all accounts, but at least you've got the match tonight!

[Dubciteh]

i will be watching it tonight on that channell! the bloke installing mine tuned all those in for me on the day, happy days!

[The Foggy Blue]

Thats flippin excellent Dub. Cheers for that. I'd no idea I had that channel....

I was just about to put the big boots on and trudge my way into town somewhere. No need now (though I may trudge the lesser distance to the offie).

[Bingo Lewis]

There are waaaaaaaay too many tinkers on this board nowadays.

[s1ty m]

I know a couple of my mates who didn't think it was available, so for those of you who haven't tuned it in to your "other channels" on your Sky it is a follows:

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A totally shit channel by all accounts, but at least you've got the match tonight!

Fantastic work Dub. That's a brain right there! Makes no odds to me in England, but top bombing for the Irish blues.

[paddyblue]

the match is on setanta ireland so no probs here

[Original Dub]

the match is on setanta ireland so no probs here

Aye, but that's subscription if you're watching through sky and I'm not paying for that shit.

Bingo - eat me out me you anglo-Irish mutt.

[Slim]

FUCKING ESPN here.

Hi and welcome, ADVERT, to the City of Manchester Stadium, ADVERT, or as the locals like to call it, Eastlands, ADVERT. We'll be back with the lineups after this advert, ADVERT. Here's the City lineup, ADVERT, and the Salzburg(somehow mispronounced to sound more like "Flobby dob dib dob dib" than the actual name) lineup, ADVERT, We'll be back after this advert with the pre-game, ADVERT.

If Tommy Smyth is commentating(and I pray to God, Allah and various animals they worship in the far east, he is not) then he will get it wrong at least a dozen times in the match, call players by their wrong name, tell us that over 90% of the yellows in the game are for talking back to the ref and fail to understand even the basic concepts of the offside rule.

FUCK THIS, I am going back to bed.

[Dubciteh]

FUCKING ESPN here.

Hi and welcome, ADVERT, to the City of Manchester Stadium, ADVERT, or as the locals like to call it, Eastlands, ADVERT. We'll be back with the lineups after this advert, ADVERT. Here's the City lineup, ADVERT, and the Salzburg(somehow mispronounced to sound more like "Flobby dob dib dob dib" than the actual name) lineup, ADVERT, We'll be back after this advert with the pre-game, ADVERT.

If Tommy Smyth is commentating(and I pray to God, Allah and various animals they worship in the far east, he is not) then he will get it wrong at least a dozen times in the match, call players by their wrong name, tell us that over 90% of the yellows in the game are for talking back to the ref and fail to understand even the basic concepts of the offside rule.

FUCK THIS, I am going back to bed.

ha i love tommy smith! is that the irish aul lad that talks about putting it in the "onion bag"? think i only liked him cos i was missing the irish wit in oz i may have given out about everything else about him!

[Slim]

FUCKING ESPN here.

Hi and welcome, ADVERT, to the City of Manchester Stadium, ADVERT, or as the locals like to call it, Eastlands, ADVERT. We'll be back with the lineups after this advert, ADVERT. Here's the City lineup, ADVERT, and the Salzburg(somehow mispronounced to sound more like "Flobby dob dib dob dib" than the actual name) lineup, ADVERT, We'll be back after this advert with the pre-game, ADVERT.

If Tommy Smyth is commentating(and I pray to God, Allah and various animals they worship in the far east, he is not) then he will get it wrong at least a dozen times in the match, call players by their wrong name, tell us that over 90% of the yellows in the game are for talking back to the ref and fail to understand even the basic concepts of the offside rule.

FUCK THIS, I am going back to bed.

ha i love tommy smith! is that the irish aul lad that talks about putting it in the "onion bag"? think i only liked him cos i was missing the irish wit in oz i may have given out about everything else about him!

He moved to America at the age of 16 and is now 64. He has a stronger Irish accent than people who have never left. He is a fraud and a fucking moron to boot. I am surprised you don't all hate him for playing on the stereotype for 20 years on ESPN and shocked he hasn't tried saying "Fiddle dee dee" on air yet.

[HeyMark]

There are waaaaaaaay too many tinkers on this board nowadays.

Fucking free-staters! Can't trust them

[Slim]

Figured out something good about ESPN, during half time in the Sampdoria v PSV game they had a profile on a race driver called "Will Power".

Swear I thought they were making it up.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Will_Power

[Patrick]

Bastard. Come over here and clear the bastard snow off me satellite dish you helpful bastard. Be gorra

[Original Dub]

Bastard. Come over here and clear the bastard snow off me satellite dish you helpful bastard. Be gorra

To be sure to be sure Paddy.

[The Foggy Blue]

There are waaaaaaaay too many tinkers on this board nowadays.

I'm sorry Bingo, but Tinkers rule.

Dat's de rules deese days I'm afraid.

Dee-diddley-eye.

[Pretty Boy Lee]

FUCKING ESPN here.

Hi and welcome, ADVERT, to the City of Manchester Stadium, ADVERT, or as the locals like to call it, Eastlands, ADVERT. We'll be back with the lineups after this advert, ADVERT. Here's the City lineup, ADVERT, and the Salzburg(somehow mispronounced to sound more like "Flobby dob dib dob dib" than the actual name) lineup, ADVERT, We'll be back after this advert with the pre-game, ADVERT.

If Tommy Smyth is commentating(and I pray to God, Allah and various animals they worship in the far east, he is not) then he will get it wrong at least a dozen times in the match, call players by their wrong name, tell us that over 90% of the yellows in the game are for talking back to the ref and fail to understand even the basic concepts of the offside rule.

FUCK THIS, I am going back to bed.

ha i love tommy smith! is that the irish aul lad that talks about putting it in the "onion bag"? think i only liked him cos i was missing the irish wit in oz i may have given out about everything else about him!

He moved to America at the age of 16 and is now 64. He has a stronger Irish accent than people who have never left. He is a fraud and a fucking moron to boot. I am surprised you don't all hate him for playing on the stereotype for 20 years on ESPN and shocked he hasn't tried saying "Fiddle dee dee" on air yet.

Five replays of Mario scoring then 2 mins later I hear "Well Slazburg hate playing against Jo. He scored on matchday 4 nd he's scored again tonight the Brazillian"

[Slim]

FUCKING ESPN here.

Hi and welcome, ADVERT, to the City of Manchester Stadium, ADVERT, or as the locals like to call it, Eastlands, ADVERT. We'll be back with the lineups after this advert, ADVERT. Here's the City lineup, ADVERT, and the Salzburg(somehow mispronounced to sound more like "Flobby dob dib dob dib" than the actual name) lineup, ADVERT, We'll be back after this advert with the pre-game, ADVERT.

If Tommy Smyth is commentating(and I pray to God, Allah and various animals they worship in the far east, he is not) then he will get it wrong at least a dozen times in the match, call players by their wrong name, tell us that over 90% of the yellows in the game are for talking back to the ref and fail to understand even the basic concepts of the offside rule.

FUCK THIS, I am going back to bed.

ha i love tommy smith! is that the irish aul lad that talks about putting it in the "onion bag"? think i only liked him cos i was missing the irish wit in oz i may have given out about everything else about him!

He moved to America at the age of 16 and is now 64. He has a stronger Irish accent than people who have never left. He is a fraud and a fucking moron to boot. I am surprised you don't all hate him for playing on the stereotype for 20 years on ESPN and shocked he hasn't tried saying "Fiddle dee dee" on air yet.

Five replays of Mario scoring then 2 mins later I hear "Well Slazburg hate playing against Jo. He scored on matchday 4 nd he's scored again tonight the Brazillian"

Yep, then not realising their mistake, went on to talk about him signing from CSKA and going on loan periods. I suppose when the bar is set this low, Tommy Fucktard Smyth seems like a fucking genius to the seppos.

[Pretty Boy Lee]

FUCKING ESPN here.

Hi and welcome, ADVERT, to the City of Manchester Stadium, ADVERT, or as the locals like to call it, Eastlands, ADVERT. We'll be back with the lineups after this advert, ADVERT. Here's the City lineup, ADVERT, and the Salzburg(somehow mispronounced to sound more like "Flobby dob dib dob dib" than the actual name) lineup, ADVERT, We'll be back after this advert with the pre-game, ADVERT.

If Tommy Smyth is commentating(and I pray to God, Allah and various animals they worship in the far east, he is not) then he will get it wrong at least a dozen times in the match, call players by their wrong name, tell us that over 90% of the yellows in the game are for talking back to the ref and fail to understand even the basic concepts of the offside rule.

FUCK THIS, I am going back to bed.

ha i love tommy smith! is that the irish aul lad that talks about putting it in the "onion bag"? think i only liked him cos i was missing the irish wit in oz i may have given out about everything else about him!

He moved to America at the age of 16 and is now 64. He has a stronger Irish accent than people who have never left. He is a fraud and a fucking moron to boot. I am surprised you don't all hate him for playing on the stereotype for 20 years on ESPN and shocked he hasn't tried saying "Fiddle dee dee" on air yet.

Five replays of Mario scoring then 2 mins later I hear "Well Slazburg hate playing against Jo. He scored on matchday 4 nd he's scored again tonight the Brazillian"

Yep, then not realising their mistake, went on to talk about him signing from CSKA and going on loan periods. I suppose when the bar is set this low, Tommy Fucktard Smyth seems like a fucking genius to the seppos.

I know at 1st I thought I'd misheard but they just kept diggin.

[sandman]

There are waaaaaaaay too many tinkers on this board nowadays.

I'm sorry Bingo, but Tinkers rule.

Dat's de rules deese days I'm afraid.

Dee-diddley-eye.

They should stop spending money on Sky TV so they dont have to borrow Euro's off the rest of Europe, Spud Loving Tarmac Laying Flatley Footed Scroungers!!
























(says a guy who's entire family is Irish on both sides)

[Esky]

'And it's Tommy Smyth with a y...'

His voice sounds like a hyena being put through a wood-chipper. Cannot. Fucking. Stand him.