Caption Competition

[avoidconfusion]

"Someone-eh change-ah Fergies diaper-eh? Is-eh not normal di smell-eh!"

[wyted]

"Sporca, è una miscela di whisky e testicoli, è una violazione della mia cavità nasale. Si è poi così male non riesco a descrivere l'odore in inglese. stronzo."

Trying to get something witty translated to Italian that translates back to something legible in English is tough. If it's crap, blame Google Translation service!

[dazby]

Baconface: is that Rooney shagging my wife? No, it's my son.

[Bianchi on Ice]

Personal hygiene is..."most important"...

[Swales4ever]

My Godness!!! Sweet Lord let the wind blows downward....
Wait.... Adam!!! I told You to track back,ffs...

[john@staustell]

Bobby:

"Seems like Taggart didn't drive fast enough on the M60 to get to the toilet this time"

[sandman]

Mancini photographed listening in to Spunkum Breaths pre match press conference;

"Nani may not be available and the rest of the first team have a Virus"

[lets all have a disco]

I can smell you decomposing from here grandad.

[superkev8705]

'i thought half of these were injured, whats that smell, its eerrm, no its its eerrrm BULLSHIT'