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Postby SORTED » Mon Nov 08, 2010 1:07 pm

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Re: Caption Competition

Postby superkev8705 » Mon Nov 08, 2010 1:13 pm

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Postby Fish111 » Mon Nov 08, 2010 1:15 pm

''I can smell your bullshit from here ferguson, now fuck off''
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Postby london blue 2 » Mon Nov 08, 2010 1:27 pm

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Smelly cunt!
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Postby mr_nool » Mon Nov 08, 2010 1:31 pm

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Postby Twobob » Mon Nov 08, 2010 1:39 pm

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Postby Lev Bronstein » Mon Nov 08, 2010 1:46 pm

Will I smell of stale piss when I get to his age?
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Postby blues-clues » Mon Nov 08, 2010 2:00 pm

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Re: Caption Competition

Postby Patrick » Mon Nov 08, 2010 2:27 pm

Oi fergie you are a rancid bacon faced cunt. Also you are a purple nosed alcoholic. You have the personality of Pol Pot and the honesty of Idi Amin. You are the most loathsome vile cunt ever to be called a cunt. You are also a cheating cunt. Cunt
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Re: Caption Competition

Postby Alioune DVToure » Mon Nov 08, 2010 2:30 pm

If I spend the next 90 minutes pinching and twisting my nose, perhaps I can get it to look as fucked-up as that old bastard's in time for Halloween.
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Re: Caption Competition

Postby superkev8705 » Mon Nov 08, 2010 3:12 pm

Patrick wrote:Oi fergie you are a rancid bacon faced cunt. Also you are a purple nosed alcoholic. You have the personality of Pol Pot and the honesty of Idi Amin. You are the most loathsome vile cunt ever to be called a cunt. You are also a cheating cunt. Cunt


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Re: Caption Competition

Postby Beefymcfc » Mon Nov 08, 2010 6:22 pm

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Re: Caption Competition

Postby CityGer » Mon Nov 08, 2010 6:25 pm

Oi, Baconface, you cunt, when was the last time your misses washed that piss stained suit of yours? You stink, you rancid fucker.
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Re: Caption Competition

Postby 9secondlegend » Mon Nov 08, 2010 8:49 pm

everytime a he opens his a moutha it fuckin steenks of bull sheet
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Re: Caption Competition

Postby Chinners » Mon Nov 08, 2010 9:16 pm

I've pinched my nose really hard for 20 minutes now and still can't get it that purple ...
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Re: Caption Competition

Postby Blue in the face » Mon Nov 08, 2010 9:26 pm

My nose is like your wifes twat. ....sticking out and dripping.
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Re: Caption Competition

Postby Beefymcfc » Mon Nov 08, 2010 10:33 pm

Blue in the face wrote:My nose is like your wifes twat. ....sticking out and dripping.

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Re: Caption Competition

Postby Blue in the face » Mon Nov 08, 2010 10:49 pm

Beefymcfc wrote:
Blue in the face wrote:My nose is like your wifes twat. ....sticking out and dripping.

Is there a Mrs Taggart?


I guess so, on account that theres a baby taggart.
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Re: Caption Competition

Postby Beefymcfc » Mon Nov 08, 2010 10:51 pm

Blue in the face wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:
Blue in the face wrote:My nose is like your wifes twat. ....sticking out and dripping.

Is there a Mrs Taggart?


I guess so, on account that theres a baby taggart.

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Postby LookMumImOnMCF.net » Mon Nov 08, 2010 10:55 pm

Prophetically, Ferguson mimed his opinion on what was easily the worst Caption Competition topic of all time.
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