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Benitez Loses It

Postby Niall Quinns Discopants » Tue Oct 19, 2010 2:08 pm

Wirral Milkmen? Liquids in bottles? What the fuck????

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Re: Benitez Loses It

Postby bluej » Tue Oct 19, 2010 2:10 pm

Haha has the whole world gone mad?
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Re: Benitez Loses It

Postby Slim » Tue Oct 19, 2010 2:14 pm

If I was slightly retarded(queue DickMerchant with "if?" as a response) and I was trying to explain Occam's razor to someone even more retarded, I might use an analogy that involved white liquid and bottles.
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Re: Benitez Loses It

Postby Ted Hughes » Tue Oct 19, 2010 4:31 pm

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Re: Benitez Loses It

Postby DoomMerchant » Tue Oct 19, 2010 5:04 pm

Slim wrote:If I was slightly retarded(queue DickMerchant with "if?" as a response) and I was trying to explain Occam's razor to someone even more retarded, I might use an analogy that involved white liquid and bottles.


Honestly, it's really embarrassing when you subvert usernames as a joke or a pun. Yr better than that.

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Re: Benitez Loses It

Postby craigmcfc » Tue Oct 19, 2010 5:16 pm

Completely and utterly bonkers
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Re: Benitez Loses It

Postby ronk » Tue Oct 19, 2010 6:54 pm

That makes sense to me, have I lost it.
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Re: Benitez Loses It

Postby colonel_muck » Tue Oct 19, 2010 7:00 pm

what changed? you built yor team so thinly that they couldn't cope with the exit of one player - alonso. so glad this dick isn't on my tv every week anymore.
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Re: Benitez Loses It

Postby ronk » Tue Oct 19, 2010 8:07 pm

colonel_muck wrote:what changed? you built yor team so thinly that they couldn't cope with the exit of one player - alonso. so glad this dick isn't on my tv every week anymore.


Kinda supports his point really. The backroom changes that led to Alonso being sold and Aquilani being purchased showed exactly how quickly he was undermined.

We can now see that he was holding Liverpool together and they've imploded as Benitez has been first marginalised and then removed.
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Re: Benitez Loses It

Postby Beefymcfc » Tue Oct 19, 2010 8:23 pm

ronk wrote:
colonel_muck wrote:what changed? you built yor team so thinly that they couldn't cope with the exit of one player - alonso. so glad this dick isn't on my tv every week anymore.


Kinda supports his point really. The backroom changes that led to Alonso being sold and Aquilani being purchased showed exactly how quickly he was undermined.

We can now see that he was holding Liverpool together and they've imploded as Benitez has been first marginalised and then removed.

You're on form tonight pal, but he is a fruit-cake.
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Re: Benitez Loses It

Postby Dameerto » Tue Oct 19, 2010 8:24 pm

If there's anyone that can turn milk sour by glancing at it, it's Benitez.
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Re: Benitez Loses It

Postby colonel_muck » Tue Oct 19, 2010 8:37 pm

ronk wrote:
colonel_muck wrote:what changed? you built yor team so thinly that they couldn't cope with the exit of one player - alonso. so glad this dick isn't on my tv every week anymore.


Kinda supports his point really. The backroom changes that led to Alonso being sold and Aquilani being purchased showed exactly how quickly he was undermined.

We can now see that he was holding Liverpool together and they've imploded as Benitez has been first marginalised and then removed.


hold on a minute i'm sure alonso left because he felt betrayed when they went in for barry. he gave them another season but he was unhappy from that point. i don't think his departure had anything to do with anyone else other than gareth barry?
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Re: Benitez Loses It

Postby bluej » Tue Oct 19, 2010 8:40 pm

ronk wrote:
colonel_muck wrote:what changed? you built yor team so thinly that they couldn't cope with the exit of one player - alonso. so glad this dick isn't on my tv every week anymore.


Kinda supports his point really. The backroom changes that led to Alonso being sold and Aquilani being purchased showed exactly how quickly he was undermined


Or if he hadn't gone after Barry the summer before of course.
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Re: Benitez Loses It

Postby DoomMerchant » Tue Oct 19, 2010 9:57 pm

colonel_muck wrote:what changed? you built yor team so thinly that they couldn't cope with the exit of one player - alonso. so glad this dick isn't on my tv every week anymore.


i actually don't think Rafa is horrible, and Alonso is a fucking amazing player. Any team would really struggle after losing him.

Rafa managed with his gut, sometimes literally, and when it worked he was successful. When it didn't he looked like a douche. I'd rather that than most managers at top clubs in world footy.

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Re: Benitez Loses It

Postby Manx Blue » Tue Oct 19, 2010 10:34 pm

bluej wrote:Haha has the whole world gone mad?


Dunno...but maybe Thaksin messing the pitch has something to do with it?
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Re: Benitez Loses It

Postby Ted Hughes » Tue Oct 19, 2010 10:50 pm

DoomMerchant wrote:
colonel_muck wrote:what changed? you built yor team so thinly that they couldn't cope with the exit of one player - alonso. so glad this dick isn't on my tv every week anymore.


i actually don't think Rafa is horrible, and Alonso is a fucking amazing player. Any team would really struggle after losing him.

Rafa managed with his gut, sometimes literally, and when it worked he was successful. When it didn't he looked like a douche. I'd rather that than most managers at top clubs in world footy.

cheers


He signed about 47 really really really shite players for 100s of millions of pounds though. I bet they're still finding them strolling around Anfield, serving in the cafes etc in order to keep occupied because they never get on the fucking pitch. Only Benitez knows who the fuck half of them are or what they do.
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Re: Benitez Loses It

Postby DoomMerchant » Tue Oct 19, 2010 11:00 pm

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colonel_muck wrote:what changed? you built yor team so thinly that they couldn't cope with the exit of one player - alonso. so glad this dick isn't on my tv every week anymore.


i actually don't think Rafa is horrible, and Alonso is a fucking amazing player. Any team would really struggle after losing him.

Rafa managed with his gut, sometimes literally, and when it worked he was successful. When it didn't he looked like a douche. I'd rather that than most managers at top clubs in world footy.

cheers


He signed about 47 really really really shite players for 100s of millions of pounds though. I bet they're still finding them strolling around Anfield, serving in the cafes etc in order to keep occupied because they never get on the fucking pitch. Only Benitez knows who the fuck half of them are or what they do.


to be fair it was prollee like 8 for 80M. Right?

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Re: Benitez Loses It

Postby Slim » Tue Oct 19, 2010 11:34 pm

DoomMerchant wrote:
Slim wrote:If I was slightly retarded(queue DickMerchant with "if?" as a response) and I was trying to explain Occam's razor to someone even more retarded, I might use an analogy that involved white liquid and bottles.


Honestly, it's really embarrassing when you subvert usernames as a joke or a pun. Yr better than that.

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Re: Benitez Loses It

Postby Ted Hughes » Wed Oct 20, 2010 12:06 am

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colonel_muck wrote:what changed? you built yor team so thinly that they couldn't cope with the exit of one player - alonso. so glad this dick isn't on my tv every week anymore.


i actually don't think Rafa is horrible, and Alonso is a fucking amazing player. Any team would really struggle after losing him.

Rafa managed with his gut, sometimes literally, and when it worked he was successful. When it didn't he looked like a douche. I'd rather that than most managers at top clubs in world footy.

cheers


He signed about 47 really really really shite players for 100s of millions of pounds though. I bet they're still finding them strolling around Anfield, serving in the cafes etc in order to keep occupied because they never get on the fucking pitch. Only Benitez knows who the fuck half of them are or what they do.


to be fair it was prollee like 8 for 80M. Right?

cheers


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Re: Benitez Loses It

Postby DoomMerchant » Wed Oct 20, 2010 2:26 am

Slim wrote:
DoomMerchant wrote:
Slim wrote:If I was slightly retarded(queue DickMerchant with "if?" as a response) and I was trying to explain Occam's razor to someone even more retarded, I might use an analogy that involved white liquid and bottles.


Honestly, it's really embarrassing when you subvert usernames as a joke or a pun. Yr better than that.

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I didn't.


a worse fibber on this board would be hard to find. Although i did ask for that one.

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