Wooney Special Rag Post Of The Day

[Mase]

So far today I've read from my mates on facebook:

"Fuck off Rooney! We need players like Giggs and Scholes who are real legends!" to which I ask 'What about G.Neville? Don't leave him off the list! LEGEND!'

"Why Wayne?"

"Let him rot in the reserves!"

"Doesn't get enough goals anyway!"

"We could get better players with the money"

more to follow after I've been fishing on there.......

[patrickblue]

This is entertainment of the highest order. Even though I can't stand the horrible little troll, it would be worth us signing him just for to keep the cabaret going.
The stupid twats actually believe that all of their so called "legends" have signed for them because of the rags status as the "nirvana* of the football world. Now it's beginning to dawn on them that all these people are more interested in the money than the glory that is manure, their poor little brains can't cope.
It's all as funny as fuck.

[Ted Hughes]

Just done something I never ever do; visited Knob Cafe to see how they're getting on.

A lot of truth in this one tbf: "SAF seems confused and sad"


Best get the nurse to check his pants.

and, love this one: "Having said all this, we don't even know if City are interested atm and I might be getting all worked up over nothing. If it IS City though then there just appears to be something mocking about their conduct. Disrespectful, in fact."



Surely not? Disrespectful? Us? The very idea.

I'm luvinit luvinit luvinit

[Sister of fu]

So far today I've read from my mates on facebook:

"Fuck off Rooney! We need players like Giggs and Scholes who are real legends!" to which I ask 'What about G.Neville? Don't leave him off the list! LEGEND!'

"Why Wayne?"

"Let him rot in the reserves!"

"Doesn't get enough goals anyway!"

"We could get better players with the money"

more to follow after I've been fishing on there.......

People who are on my Facebook on here are aware of a certain rag cretin who likes to post on there, anyway last year he said that Rooney was better than Messi and the greatest player on the planet...EVER. Today he is fat scouse turd and not very good. Back tracked saying he never said he was the best player in the world. What a bunch of fickle fookers!!

[john68]

"KARLOS THE JACKASS"....hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Where did you find him Andie?
The ultimate deluded rag...and soooooo easy to wind up....

"LET'S ALL LAUGH AT KARLOS!!!!"

[carl_feedthegoat]

"KARLOS THE JACKASS"....hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Where did you find him Andie?
The ultimate deluded rag...and soooooo easy to wind up....

"LET'S ALL LAUGH AT KARLOS!!!!"

Out of respect for Andie.....I was gentle with him.

[Mike J]

loads of my rag mates are now saying they are falling out of love with the game and because its all about money, transfer fees to high etc

of course its no coincidence that its because they have shit all money and their empire is begining to crumble.

[john68]

"KARLOS THE JACKASS"....hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Where did you find him Andie?
The ultimate deluded rag...and soooooo easy to wind up....

"LET'S ALL LAUGH AT KARLOS!!!!"

Out of respect for Andie.....I was gentle with him.

If you were to build a rag stereotype...it would be Karlos....So funny.
I think he really believes what he writes. I'd love him on here. We could give him his own thread.....:-)

[patrickblue]

loads of my rag mates are now saying they are falling out of love with the game and because its all about money, transfer fees to high etc

of course its no coincidence that its because they have shit all money and their empire is begining to crumble.

We've ruined football.

[Buffalo Soldier]

loads of my rag mates are now saying they are falling out of love with the game and because its all about money, transfer fees to high etc

of course its no coincidence that its because they have shit all money and their empire is begining to crumble.

I know, it's amazing isn't it, selfish pricks are taking all the fun out of winding them up.

This whole thing has made their banner more of a badge of honour than a piss take. We spent 34 years SUPPORTING our club through 20 times worse than what they are going through now and we're still fucking here, 34 hours of having to actually put up with a bit of shit and they're dropping like flies.

[bluej]

loads of my rag mates are now saying they are falling out of love with the game and because its all about money, transfer fees to high etc

of course its no coincidence that its because they have shit all money and their empire is begining to crumble.

I know, it's amazing isn't it, selfish pricks are taking all the fun out of winding them up.

This whole thing has made their banner more of a badge of honour than a piss take. We spent 34 years SUPPORTING our club through 20 times worse than what they are going through now and we're still fucking here, 34 hours of having to actually put up with a bit of shit and they're dropping like flies.

I said this to my girlfriend earlier, if it does all go tits up for them I'd like us to have a banner showing their average attendance when they haven't had a sniff of a trophy for 10+ years.