Caption Competition

[sandman]

[frozen_pea]

Shrek: Oh Fuck! I didn't mean to kill her! I only meant to smack that hooker for opening her mouth!
Mills: Come away lad, you've done enough damage now, you're completely fucked now! Maybe a move to Newcastle for you, they'll take on convicts.

[Burt]

Hey Shrek. Wanna bit of advice from an expert on how to screw a club and run down yer contract son?

[sandman]

Mills: That'll be a grand please.

Rooney: Not the first time you've fucked someone over for cash eh Danny?

[Blue in the face]

Mills- "Go on lad. Kick the bastard when he's down"

[ruralblue]

Listen City paid me thousands for doing fuck all, least I can do is boot the purple nosed twat as well.

[Dameerto]

Mills: This is what happens when you grope a hooker, Wayne, you end up feeling a right tit.

[Beefymcfc]

'I can't believe it's that small, that hooker must've had smaller hands than you Danny.'

[9secondlegend]

give me hug danny , i hear load of you blues want to

[9secondlegend]

give me hug danny , i hear load of you blues want to

[pride in battle]

Listen Wayne your clubs already dead, no need to kick anymore.

[dazby]

"nice tits"

"nice cock"

[paulh]

Danny" this is how sabrina in selecta 2000 swan st likes it, shell cost you 80 for an hour"