A request for Tevez's song

[the_georgian_genius]

Can we bin it? Not only is it shit but i had the awkward moment of trying to explain to my 6 year old nepthew why i wasn't singing his favourite players song and what munich meant.

Something simple as thats the only thing that gets sung nowadays but how about this to the tune of "34 years and were still here" but sung different to fit the words.

CARLOS TEVEZ KING OF MANCHESTER
CARLOS TEVEZ KING OF MANCHESTER
CARLOS TEVEZ KING OF MANCHESTER
CARLOS TEVEZ KING OF MANCHESTER
CARLOS TEVEZ KING OF MANCHESTER
CARLOS TEVEZ KING OF MANCHESTER
CARLOS TEVEZ KING OF MANCHESTER
CARLOS TEVEZ KING OF MANCHESTER
and so on and on

[Burt]

A lot of people misunderstand what Munich means in the context of aiming it at the rags.

It is not a celebration of death. We lost our very own Blues on that flight as well. It is a reference to how thousands of people from everwhere, jumped on the devilworhippers sympathy bandwagon and the club milked it and abused it to fucl. A lot of the fuclers knew fucl all about football or the club itself. They were just lemmings and sheep.

[Blue Since 76]

At the same time, he clearly didn't hate the rag fans, but fergie's probably off his xmas card list, so 'he hates fergie' is more accurate and politically correct.

As an aside, and I know others will have a different view, but i wish we'd stop using 'munich'. Yes, I understand Burt's point, but to the outside world, it looks like a celebration of death & i'd rather we were seen as complete scum. Rich scum I'm ok with

[Nick]

Dont see a probably with it really, much rather ditch spelling out U.NI.T.E.D or saying ''fergie''. I feel uncomfortable saying either.

[patrickblue]

A lot of people misunderstand what Munich means in the context of aiming it at the rags.

It is not a celebration of death. We lost our very own Blues on that flight as well. It is a reference to how thousands of people from everwhere, jumped on the devilworhippers sympathy bandwagon and the club milked it and abused it to fucl. A lot of the fuclers knew fucl all about football or the club itself. They were just lemmings and sheep.

You know that and I know that, but we are both of that generation. I don't think thats how it's generally seen nowadays. It's certainly not seen that way by the lads who were so fond of singing the runway song on the concourse, that was IMO sick. Fortunately not heard it for a season or two. I think we 're doing ourselves more harm than good using the term now as anyone under 30 doesn't really understand it, and it probably does sound like a celebration of death to them.

[Chinners]

How about ;' Polly put the kettle on" . . . oh, maybe not then

[patrickblue]

How about ;' Polly put the kettle on" . . . oh, maybe not then

Pick up your coat on the way out.

[Chinners]

Cheers, I wondered where I had left it.

[Beefymcfc]

The step-son (who's a rag) asked me who Taggart was yesterday as we add this in instead of singing Munich. I explained to him that we have more respect than to sing the Munich bit and the reason regarding Taggart, and strangely he was more interested in the Taggart bit.

Try being honest, it does the trick for me.

[the_georgian_genius]

NA NA NA NA
NA NA NA NA
HEY HEYYYYYYY
CARLOS TEVEZ!

[Beeks]

I still think we should have stuck to the Herman Munsters Head song...A Classic and i'm sure he would see the funny side ;-)

[Feed The Goat]

I still think we should have stuck to the Herman Munsters Head song...A Classic and i'm sure he would see the funny side ;-)

It was easily the best song for years and it couldve been adapted too.
You can shag my sexy bird tevez
You can shag my sexy bird tevez
We thought you were an ugly cunt we hadn't seen you from the front
Carlos Tevez what a handsome man

[Surrey Sky Blue]

For the argie man we sing this song, tevez tevez
He came to us from the dirty reds, tevez tevez
He never really had a doubt
What the move was all about
Carlos Tevez never was a red.

And when we see him on the pitch, tevez tevez
Captain of the City side, tevez tevez
He cups his ears and gives a wave
He was never going to be Taggarts Slave
Gary Neville you fucking ugly cunt,.

[The Man In Blue]

We thought you were an ugly cunt we hadn't seen you from the front
Carlos Tevez what a handsome man

PMSL Excellent.

[Bingo Lewis]

some poor efforts there. Looking at you georgian genius ;D

[Paul68]

I still think we should have stuck to the Herman Munsters Head song...A Classic and i'm sure he would see the funny side ;-)

It was easily the best song for years and it couldve been adapted too.
You can shag my sexy bird tevez
You can shag my sexy bird tevez
We thought you were an ugly cunt we hadn't seen you from the front
Carlos Tevez what a handsome man

excellent...! - winner there FTG

[Wonderwall]

Welcome to MANCHESTER, tevez tevez
Welcome to MANCHESTER, tevez tevez
Your poster got up Taggarts nose
And now your scoring loads of Goals
Carlos Tevez, Citys 32

[Mase]

Didn't someone on here do:

We used to have a song for you, Tevez! Tevez!
But since you've gone from red to blue, Tevez! Tevez!
You made us change the fuckin' words.
We bet you've shagged loads of birds!
Carlos Tevez, City's 32.

[colonel_muck]

For the argie man we sing this song, tevez tevez
He came to us from the dirty reds, tevez tevez
He never really had a doubt
What the move was all about
Carlos Tevez never was a red.

And when we see him on the pitch, tevez tevez
Captain of the City side, tevez tevez
He cups his ears and gives a wave
He was never going to be Taggarts Slave
Gary Neville you fucking ugly cunt,.

i love this! i love how it ends!

[Beefymcfc]

Sang Loud and Proud. Guess the Tune?

Carlos, Tevez, give me your answer do.
We're half crazy loving the sight of you.
You came to play in heaven,
the Argies Number Eleven,
Don't he look sweet,
in the sky Blue seat,
of the City's 32.

Sort of has another connotation as well. And for those who are easily offended, it seems a better option.