New Rooney Song

[paulmclaren]

Alls I'll say is Rooney is in for one hell of a season from opposition fans.
Goona be good this one.

[johnny99]

on last nights mock the week
wayne rooney shagged a whore
we all thought he could't score
his wifes gonna take his money from the bank
next time wayne just have a wank

[Chinners]

I reckon I've been sent the original version of my ditty about 40+ times by text and about 50+ times by email (although a few did have the 'Wayne' inserted as it does scan better) .... weird shite this technology m'larky

[sandman]

To the tune of one man went to ho...

Rooney paid a ho
Paid a ho for cunthole
1 time 2 times 3 times 4…
Paid a ho for cunthole

All together now…

Rooney paid a ho
Paid a ho for cunthole
1 time, 2 times, 3 times, 4 times, 5 times, 6 times, 7 times, 8 times, 9 times, 10 times…
Paid a ho for cunthole

[Mase]

Didn't someone on here also invent the "We've got Robinho!" chant?

[Ted Hughes]

I reckon I've been sent the original version of my ditty about 40+ times by text and about 50+ times by email (although a few did have the 'Wayne' inserted as it does scan better) .... weird shite this technology m'larky

You should have copyrighted it. You can bet your life Simon Cowell owns it now..

[Manx Blue]

No Woman No Kai, No Woman no Kai

[the_georgian_genius]

Such a shame that alot of new songs for our new players don't take off yet we will here this one in full belt along with the baby's not yours one on saturday.

Manchester City fans - Hate United > Love City!

That may change when we get a player who actually stays at the club & performs well for more than 1 season without turning shit or getting kicked out.

Meanwhile we can come up with another witty song about United to add to our songbook.

MCFC Fans - Hate United > Love City

[Wonderwall]

Such a shame that alot of new songs for our new players don't take off yet we will here this one in full belt along with the baby's not yours one on saturday.

Manchester City fans - Hate United > Love City!

That may change when we get a player who actually stays at the club & performs well for more than 1 season without turning shit or getting kicked out.

Meanwhile we can come up with another witty song about United to add to our songbook.

MCFC Fans - Hate United > Love City

wtf, its topical, get off your period

[Original Dub]

Such a shame that alot of new songs for our new players don't take off yet we will here this one in full belt along with the baby's not yours one on saturday.

Manchester City fans - Hate United > Love City!

That may change when we get a player who actually stays at the club & performs well for more than 1 season without turning shit or getting kicked out.

Meanwhile we can come up with another witty song about United to add to our songbook.

MCFC Fans - Hate United > Love City

Mate you've some serious bee in your bonnet. You seem to take swipes at city fans as often as possible. This is/was a fun thread, chill the fuck out chief FFS! Its called rivalry and its fucking brilliant.

My favourite was "No woman, no kai".

Fan-fucking-tastic! Keep it up lads!!

[Ted Hughes]

Such a shame that alot of new songs for our new players don't take off yet we will here this one in full belt along with the baby's not yours one on saturday.

Manchester City fans - Hate United > Love City!

That may change when we get a player who actually stays at the club & performs well for more than 1 season without turning shit or getting kicked out.

Meanwhile we can come up with another witty song about United to add to our songbook.

MCFC Fans - Hate United > Love City

Mate you've some serious bee in your bonnet. You seem to take swipes at city fans as often as possible. This is/was a fun thread, chill the fuck out chief FFS! Its called rivalry and its fucking brilliant.

My favourite was "No woman, no kai".

Fan-fucking-tastic! Keep it up lads!!

Absolutely.

From a City point of view, anything that makes our rivals have a more difficult, uncomfortable time is a good thing well worth joining in on surely? I don't understand why some people seem to take issue with it. If we can't have fun with this one then when the fuck are we allowed to? If any of our players do anything similar in the future they'll be crucified without mercy.

[blootoof]

The Grand old Duke of York he had ten thousand men
He marched them up to the top of the hill
And he marched them down again.
When they were up, they were up
And when they were down, they were down
And when they were only halfway up
Rooney and his brother are a pair of proper spastics

[the_georgian_genius]

Such a shame that alot of new songs for our new players don't take off yet we will here this one in full belt along with the baby's not yours one on saturday.

Manchester City fans - Hate United > Love City!

That may change when we get a player who actually stays at the club & performs well for more than 1 season without turning shit or getting kicked out.

Meanwhile we can come up with another witty song about United to add to our songbook.

MCFC Fans - Hate United > Love City

Mate you've some serious bee in your bonnet. You seem to take swipes at city fans as often as possible. This is/was a fun thread, chill the fuck out chief FFS! Its called rivalry and its fucking brilliant.

My favourite was "No woman, no kai".

Fan-fucking-tastic! Keep it up lads!!

I love the no woman no kai one, just don't want it sung when the lads on the pitch need supporting! when we play them, sing them all you want!

[Original Dub]

Such a shame that alot of new songs for our new players don't take off yet we will here this one in full belt along with the baby's not yours one on saturday.

Manchester City fans - Hate United > Love City!

That may change when we get a player who actually stays at the club & performs well for more than 1 season without turning shit or getting kicked out.

Meanwhile we can come up with another witty song about United to add to our songbook.

MCFC Fans - Hate United > Love City

Mate you've some serious bee in your bonnet. You seem to take swipes at city fans as often as possible. This is/was a fun thread, chill the fuck out chief FFS! Its called rivalry and its fucking brilliant.

My favourite was "No woman, no kai".

Fan-fucking-tastic! Keep it up lads!!

I love the no woman no kai one, just don't want it sung when the lads on the pitch need supporting! when we play them, sing them all you want!

Ah I get you now.. I thought you didn't want it sung full stop!!

[Mrs Given]

No woman no Kai is genius, I have just stuck a bet on Shrek to get sent off today at 22/1 with Paddy Power!!!

[The Man In Blue]

he's not even in the 18

[Twobob]

hahaha fuckin love the songs lads! Yeah hes whimped out today - the fuckin pussy! Here starts the rooney downslide!