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New Rooney Song

Postby Beeks » Wed Sep 08, 2010 2:52 pm

Just seen this being circulated and made me titter...

Whos that shaggin in the lowry,
Whos that with a dirty brass,
its rooney and his hoe giving every hole a go,
coz colleen wouldnt take it up the ass!
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Re: New Rooney Song

Postby ENIAM NAM » Wed Sep 08, 2010 3:03 pm

IanBishopsHaircut wrote:Just seen this being circulated and made me titter...

Whos that shaggin in the lowry,
Whos that with a dirty brass,
its rooney and his hoe giving every hole a go,
coz colleen wouldnt take it up the ass!


....and it has now come full circle.

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Re: New Rooney Song

Postby Fidel Castro » Wed Sep 08, 2010 3:04 pm

Hehe brilliant
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Re: New Rooney Song

Postby Mark (Blue Army) » Wed Sep 08, 2010 3:18 pm

IanBishopsHaircut wrote:Just seen this being circulated and made me titter...

Whos that shaggin in the lowry,
Whos that with a dirty brass,
its rooney and his hoe giving every hole a go,
coz colleen wouldnt take it up the ass!


Chinners made it up IBH.
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Re: New Rooney Song

Postby Wooders » Wed Sep 08, 2010 4:29 pm

fuckin nice one chinners is all I can say !
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Re: New Rooney Song

Postby saulman » Wed Sep 08, 2010 4:33 pm

IanBishopsHaircut wrote:Just seen this being circulated and made me titter...

Whos that shaggin in the lowry,
Whos that with a dirty brass,
its rooney and his hoe giving every hole a go,
coz colleen wouldnt take it up the ass!



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Re: New Rooney Song

Postby pepsi_dave » Wed Sep 08, 2010 4:47 pm

Has Tevez Signed yet???/
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Re: New Rooney Song

Postby Beeks » Wed Sep 08, 2010 5:14 pm

Mark ( Blue Army ) wrote:
IanBishopsHaircut wrote:Just seen this being circulated and made me titter...

Whos that shaggin in the lowry,
Whos that with a dirty brass,
its rooney and his hoe giving every hole a go,
coz colleen wouldnt take it up the ass!


Chinners made it up IBH.


well what are the odds?!

Nice one chinners..looks like you're famous on the tinternet ;-)
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Re: New Rooney Song

Postby fangsanalsatan » Wed Sep 08, 2010 5:39 pm

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Re: New Rooney Song

Postby Chinners » Wed Sep 08, 2010 6:00 pm

After a bit more thought ....

Who's that slapper in the Lowry?
Who's that dirty fucking whore?
It's a thousand pound a pop,
And she said he was a flop.
And he won't be shagging Coleen anymore ...
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Re: New Rooney Song

Postby ronk » Wed Sep 08, 2010 6:24 pm

oooh verses. I'll have a go

Who's that slapper in the Lowry?
Who's that dirty fucking whore?
Coleen's not your little honey
All she wants now is your money
She doesn't need you anymore
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Re: New Rooney Song

Postby BlueinBosnia » Wed Sep 08, 2010 6:50 pm

Maybe the lads could use some of the donations to get a banner made up...
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Re: New Rooney Song

Postby Beeks » Wed Sep 08, 2010 6:52 pm

Who's that prostitute from Bolton

Who's that sprawled across the bed

it's rooneys fucking slut

and she'll take it in the butt

then screw him in a tabloid centre spread
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Re: New Rooney Song

Postby blues-clues » Wed Sep 08, 2010 7:49 pm

Who’s that ugly granny fucker
The one with the ugly face
It looks like Shrek’s
Been paying for sex
Well he always was a waste of fucking space
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Re: New Rooney Song

Postby gillie » Wed Sep 08, 2010 9:53 pm

To the tune of January by Pilot

Sorry Fergie
Coleen would'nt give me anynee
So i paid 1200 quid
For a prossee
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Re: New Rooney Song

Postby simon12 » Wed Sep 08, 2010 10:35 pm

Chinners wrote:After a bit more thought ....

Who's that slapper in the Lowry?
Who's that dirty fucking whore?
It's a thousand pound a pop,
And she said he was a flop.
And he won't be shagging Coleen anymore ...


Well done again mate
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Re: New Rooney Song

Postby edgeley blue » Wed Sep 08, 2010 11:04 pm

There is a post on bluemoon about your song chinners, they tried to give the impression it was their work. I have put the fucker straight though
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Re: New Rooney Song

Postby Surrey Sky Blue » Thu Sep 09, 2010 8:07 am

Ferguscum had a 80`s themed party last week... Giggs came in a Cortina, Scholes came in a Sierra.... Rooney decided to come in an Escort.
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Re: New Rooney Song

Postby the_georgian_genius » Thu Sep 09, 2010 7:01 pm

Such a shame that alot of new songs for our new players don't take off yet we will here this one in full belt along with the baby's not yours one on saturday.

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Re: New Rooney Song

Postby Ted Hughes » Thu Sep 09, 2010 8:01 pm

the_georgian_genius wrote:Such a shame that alot of new songs for our new players don't take off yet we will here this one in full belt along with the baby's not yours one on saturday.

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That may change when we get a player who actually stays at the club & performs well for more than 1 season without turning shit or getting kicked out.
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